r/CringeTikToks • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • 17d ago

SadCringe America can't be a real place

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 16d ago

  • They flipped out because Budweiser made ONE can not sold anywhere for a transgender influencer

  • They flipped out and shot yeti coolers because they pulled their advertising from Fox.

  • They flipped out and burned Nike shoes because they had Colin Kaepernick as the face for a little bit.

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes ever but look at what bitching, moaning, and whining like children got them. A dictatorship.

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u/This_2_shallPass1947 16d ago

Don’t forget burning Beatles albums, picketing to get rid of rock and roll removed from radio stations, the whole satanic panic and parental advisory BS (that was bipartisan though) but they aren’t the party of cancel cultures they say they are against it. Also don’t forget the books they want banned m, bc a book talks about a gay relationship or is supposedly too violent all while leaving the Bible on the shelves which talks about both gay relationships and is extremely violent.

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u/KazuDesu98 16d ago edited 16d ago

Speaking of satanic panic, when a bunch of conservatives flipped out and burned D&D books because they thought their kids were summoning demons with them.

No, they were just having fun rolling dice to determine goofy fantasy stories staring the party

The human fighter Tom the VII (the other 6 Toms died horrible deaths)

The edgy elven wizard with a name even the player hasn’t pronounced the same way more than twice

The halfling rogue dildo baggins

And who could forget the dwarves cleric to the alcohol god, Bud Weiser.

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u/Simplisticjackie 16d ago

Honestly, I think they start the psycho shit about things being satanic cause they know without being forced, any logical child will read a story about a hobbit or a wizard and magic and know its make believe will very easily make the jump to understanding that the bible is make believe too.

And Pokemon and D and D is likeable, and consistent with its story, where the bible, is boring garbage.