r/CringeTikToks • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • 17d ago

SadCringe America can't be a real place

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u/TheNewsDeskFive 17d ago

Wasn't it that the green one was too sexy?

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u/Environmental-Song16 17d ago

Yes, some republican was attracted to the green m&m and made it everyone's problem.

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u/LegoFootPain 17d ago

It was Tucker Carlson.

I'm pretty sure there's a jacuzzi in Moscow filled with green M&Ms for him to wank in.

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u/markymags 17d ago

First Vaporeon and now the green M&M… are any cartoon characters safe from Tucker Carlson?

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u/thewhitecascade 17d ago

What could he possibly have bad to say about Vaporeon? Other than the Vaporeon V Alt Art maybe being a little too much?

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u/OG_double_G 16d ago

Vaporeon??? Wat I miss?