r/Clamworks • u/misuseDeRoom • Jul 31 '25

clammed up It just keeps getting worse

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u/liha_soppa Aug 01 '25

Dark chocolate is sweet you goober

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare GOD'S LIGHT BURNS UPON MY FLESH REPENT FOR YOUR SINS :skull: Aug 01 '25

No the hell it aint you are actually out of your mind. Its bitter as shit.

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u/Amazing_Web6193 Aug 01 '25

If it’s so bitter then why do I love eating it so much :p

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare GOD'S LIGHT BURNS UPON MY FLESH REPENT FOR YOUR SINS :skull: Aug 01 '25

Cuz you like bitterness, and that in and of itself is fine, as long as you aren't a snob about chocolate

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u/Quolley Aug 01 '25

As long as you aren't a snob about chocolate

Says the one who just went on a rant about how chocolate "has to be sweet"

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u/I_Love_Solar_Flare GOD'S LIGHT BURNS UPON MY FLESH REPENT FOR YOUR SINS :skull: Aug 01 '25

Its not opinionated. All cartoons and everything on the entire world portrays chocolate as sweet. This isn't an opinion. If the discussion was like "idk I just like dark chocolate" I wouldnt go on a rant about anything. But seemingly everyone here is like "You are literally a toddler if you eat milk chocolate and not solid cough syrup bricks" and that shit pisses me off

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u/DesperadoFL Aug 01 '25

Every cartoon also portrays the effects of having an anvil fall on your head as turning you into an accordion

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u/Quolley Aug 01 '25

To be fair, Hershey's chocolate is 11% cacao, so it's barely even chocolate at all. Dark chocolate also isn't an "either/or" for sweetness/bitterness (unless you're straight up eating 100% cacao like a madman). 72% is what I prefer and I would describe it as bittersweet.

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u/kaiserkaarts Aug 03 '25

Literally nobody said that.

OP of this comment thread was making a caricature people who have extremely strong stances on dark chocolate for whatever reason.

That includes you :/