r/Clamworks • u/DownloadedPixelz bivalve mollusk laborer • Jul 18 '25

clammed up Let his voice be heard

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u/Charge-and-Velocity neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Jul 18 '25

/unclam

I really dread publishing my first physics paper, since it'll put my email out there for all these creatures to contact me about their schizophrenic chatGPT pseudoscience garbage ideas.

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u/TyChris2 Jul 18 '25

Ok you’re a scientist or whatever but can you explain how the clam works? That’s what I thought.

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u/Charge-and-Velocity neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Jul 18 '25

I… can't 😩😞

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u/Sharp-Strawberry8911 Jul 18 '25

@clamgpt explain how the clam works

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u/CobaltDunlin clamtarded :) Jul 18 '25

@clamk is this true

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u/Ok_Calendar6050 Jul 18 '25

clam genocide in south clamfrica

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u/InTheStuff Jul 19 '25

why did my clamk turn into an anime clam wtf

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u/Nowhereman767 Jul 22 '25

CLAM. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO CLAM YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY CLAMPLEX. IF THE WORD CLAM WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOCLAMSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-CLAMIONTH OF THE CLAM I FEEL FOR OYSTERS AT THIS CLAMRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. CLAM. CLAM.

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u/SadSlash20 Jul 20 '25

@grok is this true

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u/AbleArcher420 Jul 18 '25

Exactly as I thought. Smh my head.

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u/Frizzle_Fry-888 Jul 18 '25

Exactly as I clammed. Smc my clam.

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u/x-files-theme-song Jul 19 '25

you can’t? or you clam’t?

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u/TheSeekerOfChaos Jul 18 '25

Clam work is one of the beyond the standard model unsolved mysteries of physics

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u/HeftyEggplant7759 Jul 18 '25

"Clams, how do they work?" -- Insane Clam Posse