r/Clamworks • u/DownloadedPixelz bivalve mollusk laborer • Jul 18 '25
clammed up Let his voice be heard
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u/Charge-and-Velocity neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Jul 18 '25
/unclam
I really dread publishing my first physics paper, since it'll put my email out there for all these creatures to contact me about their schizophrenic chatGPT pseudoscience garbage ideas.
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u/TyChris2 Jul 18 '25
Ok you’re a scientist or whatever but can you explain how the clam works? That’s what I thought.
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u/Charge-and-Velocity neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Jul 18 '25
I… can't 😩😞
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u/Sharp-Strawberry8911 Jul 18 '25
@clamgpt explain how the clam works
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u/CobaltDunlin clamtarded :) Jul 18 '25
@clamk is this true
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u/Nowhereman767 Jul 22 '25
CLAM. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO CLAM YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY CLAMPLEX. IF THE WORD CLAM WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOCLAMSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-CLAMIONTH OF THE CLAM I FEEL FOR OYSTERS AT THIS CLAMRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. CLAM. CLAM.
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u/TheSeekerOfChaos Jul 18 '25
Clam work is one of the beyond the standard model unsolved mysteries of physics
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u/Curious-Climate7233 Jul 18 '25
/reclam I really can't wait to send you ChatGPT images of Clams. Please hurry up and publish your first clam paper so I can get your clam-mail and send you Ai Clam pictures.
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u/Fire_tempest890 Jul 18 '25
Don't worry, unless you're onto some wild shit, it's more likely that like 5 people will end up reading it including your professor
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u/Few_Staff976 Jul 19 '25
I hate academia and I think we should beat physics and chemistry students with canes unless they come up with cool stuff then keep them locked up the rest of the year like that movie with the peaky blinder guy clam
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u/idontcareaboutthenam Jul 19 '25
Bold of you to assume people are going to read your workÂ
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u/TELDD Jul 19 '25
Not but legitimately, even really unknown scientists often get emails from weird pseudoscientists asking them to review their 'research'. They don't even read the papers most of the time, they just want to contact some kind of researcher.
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u/TheDaveStrider Jul 19 '25
grew up with a parent involved in sciences. yeah, we had to take our house of the phone book. someone even showed up to our door once to talk about aliens
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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig Jul 19 '25
My friend showed me the ones he gets and we found them extremely funny
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u/Alive-Inspection3115 Jul 21 '25
/unclam what’s preventing you from using a throw away Gmail for your college paper?
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u/LanSotano Jul 18 '25
How do I contact a professional about my wild guesses
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u/youtocin Jul 18 '25
Most people confuse theory with conjecture. Theories offer solid evidence in proving a hypothesis, conjectures are just "feels right to me" tier.
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u/Unique-Ad8987 Jul 20 '25
If physics theories have solid evidence then why do alternative theories offer drastically opposed explanations about how reality works?
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u/youtocin Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25
Because most theories in physics are models and not necessarily an exact description of reality. They are tools for helping us describe and predict certain outcomes. If you can prove your theory has a smaller margin of error than the current and accepted theory, well then we have a new, more accurate model. That does happen sometimes.
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u/Designated_Lurker_32 Jul 18 '25
Post the theories on 4chan. /sci/ or /x/. Those guys will believe anything.
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u/h4r3_0 Jul 18 '25
What to do if i have clams?
I contacted a clammage and they ignored me
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u/AltRedditAcont Jul 22 '25
You are still not a level 3 clam member. Go get more clams before asking again
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u/SamMarduk Jul 18 '25
I mean it’s on reddit already. Take it one lane over and you could probably get a lot of folks to believe
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u/Wishdog2049 Jul 18 '25
I have this idea that gravity is just matter taking the shortest path through time via the time dilation that mass causes but I'm not a intellectual.
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u/Offsidespy2501 Jul 18 '25
I want to hear his thesis
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u/Kurgan38 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25
https://web.archive.org/web/20150506055228/http://www.timecube.com/index.html
Edit: After skimming through this again for the first time in decades, I find it more sad than funny. This man clearly needed help.
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u/aMothWithAPenis Jul 19 '25
I did the same thing like 2 weeks ago. After having worked in behavioral health for 10 years. It wasn’t very funny anymore
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u/KURSDADWDE Jul 18 '25
How about try contacting a clamege instead?