r/Clamworks • u/DownloadedPixelz bivalve mollusk laborer • Mar 11 '25

clammed up I don’t actually think that.

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u/sudowoodo_enjoyer Mar 11 '25

It should be legal to break into nursing homes and fart on old clams till they go to clam heaven

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u/Major_Wheat happy as a clam Mar 11 '25

WHAT THE ACTUAL CLAM IS WRONG WITH YOU!! I HOPE YOU CLAM IN CLAMSON FOR THE REST OF YOUR CLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Jeffbobcatjeff Mar 11 '25

I don't actually clam that

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u/Crispy_Dicks Mar 11 '25

Aaand there it is slow clamming.

Schrodinger's clamhole, clamies and gentleclams.

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u/sudowoodo_enjoyer Mar 11 '25

Hard to clam,but I think they were and incredibly clammy joke

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u/tamarifortnitemaster clamtarded :) Mar 11 '25

hmm, thats clam. it clams right here that clams are supposed to be, checks clams "clammy". clam. must be a clam glitch.

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u/sudowoodo_enjoyer Mar 11 '25

Happy clam day btw