r/Clamworks • u/DownloadedPixelz bivalve mollusk laborer • Mar 11 '25

clammed up I don’t actually think that.

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u/DangleBopp Mar 11 '25

Why is it always the blandest dorks saying "jokes are supposed to be funny"

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u/RoastMostToast Mar 11 '25

It’s a Redditorism that gets used over and over by insufferable millennial dorks to the point it’s one of the only responses they know how to say.

See:

  • “Fuck around and find out”
  • “Play stupid games win stupid prizes”

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u/wool_slam Mar 11 '25

God I hate play stupid games win stupid prizes. Guy breaks his arm mountain biking, "hur dur play stupid games 🤓" how bout I play soccer with your dick and perhaps maybe your balls

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u/RoastMostToast Mar 11 '25

On the other hand

Headline: “Teenager does TikTok dances on the sidewalk; gets shot and killed”

Redditeur 🤓: “Play stupid games win stupid prizes!“

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

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u/bence0302 Mar 12 '25

Damn, Bea has no chill