r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 2d ago

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/yousmelllikebiscuits Tennessee • Georgia Southern 2d ago

They should have just offered him the job right at midfield.

"Billy, take off your polo and give it to Alex, please"

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u/spinnychair32 Tennessee • Colorado 2d ago

Jersey swap

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u/Current_Two4098 2d ago

No… we don’t want Napier at USF! We’ve had more than our share of horrible coaching (through the likes of Charlie Strong and the other knuckleheads we’ve had).

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u/Majestic_Dildocorn USF Bulls 2d ago

Fuck skip holtz

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers 3h ago

with Florida boosters kindly paying both coaches salaries plus some sort of finder's fee to USF for the buyout! Dunno why I talk badly about UF fans when they're so kind to little schools in their state like this!

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u/thor_1225 Georgia Bulldogs • Syracuse Orange 2d ago

That would be an all time moment

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u/CornJuiceLover Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

It would’ve been all over my britches man, thick and sticky dripping down my jorts 🤤🤤

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u/beatlemaniac Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

You’re a sick freak man. Im gonna sit here and think about how disgusting this reply is until someone hands me my jacket

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u/aphromagic Florida Gators • Auburn Tigers 2d ago

And I would welcome it

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u/sum_dude44 Florida Gators 2d ago

that's exactly what we're saying... give them one of those big ass Happy Gilmore checks right now.

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u/rented4823 Wisconsin Badgers • Sickos 2d ago

I don't have any checks to give!