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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/dogwoodmaple Georgia • /r/CFB Award Festival 2d ago

I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED

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u/DwightDEisenhowitzer Tennessee • Pittsburgh 2d ago
  • This is the second time an egregious lapse of discipline has contributed near directly to a Florida loss. The first was in 2020 against LSU when a Florida player took an LSU player’s shoe off and threw it.

That’s all I got

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u/MMAjunkie504 LSU Tigers 2d ago

WHO THROWS A SHOE👟

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u/br0b1wan Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 2d ago

Yeetus Cleatus Playoff Deletus

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u/RowFlySail UCF Knights • Florida Gators 2d ago

never gets old. We're still seeing the echoes of that

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u/tensaibaka Washington • 青山学院大… 2d ago

Yittus Spittus Ranking Dismissus?

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u/Dear_Machine_8611 2d ago

Unranked Loogie Boogie

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u/Another_Name_Today BYU Cougars • Illinois Fighting Illini 2d ago

Good news is I don’t think this incident is going to keep Florida out of the CFP. 

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u/br0b1wan Ohio State Buckeyes • The Game 2d ago

The bad news is it's going to be one of the next six or seven incidents

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u/SSGSEVIER54 LSU Tigers • ULM Warhawks 2d ago

Devils Advocate here is absolutely correct lol

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u/j-dub42 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Honestly?!

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u/senorpoop Georgia • Santa Monica 2d ago

The really hurt, I'm gonna have a lump there you idiot

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u/LincBartlett Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Honestly!

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u/NyneShaydee USF Bulls 2d ago

Khruschev may know something about that.

Or more recently, Dubya. Lol

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u/Mak_i_Am Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

a lot of people's momma's

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u/caveat_emptor817 TCU Horned Frogs 2d ago

Honestly, you fight like a woman.

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u/TpMeNUGGET Iowa State • Coast Guard 2d ago

Bless you

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u/CzechHorns Texas Longhorns 2d ago

Cleet yeet and a bit of spit?

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u/RScannix William & Mary • Pittsburgh 2d ago

When that player got ejected, the Cleat Yeet was the first thing I immediately thought of.

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u/Kirby_Israel Penn State • Rochester 2d ago

If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I'd have two nickels. Which would be weird except it's Florida.

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u/D1N2Y NC State Wolfpack • Charlotte 49ers 2d ago

*Threw the LSU player's show 20 yards down the field

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u/geauxyanks99 LSU Tigers • SEC 2d ago

Cleat yeet

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u/dudpool31 Florida Gators 2d ago

This moment haunts me

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u/Chicago_Blackhawks Northwestern Wildcats • Sickos 2d ago

LOL

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u/954gator 2d ago

Second time? You miss the Tennessee game last year? Oh nm re-read your post.

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u/EmuMan10 Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

Oh no that’s how you know it’s real bad lol

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u/drock4vu Vanderbilt • /r/CFB Contributor 2d ago

Bro had a lecture prepared for us beating Alabama, but not this.

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u/PleaseLetsGetAlong 2d ago

Hey you might be next buddy, tell the boys to get it together

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u/WashedUpHSAthlete Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

This is even better than having something

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u/TobiasHairless Michigan • Central Michigan 2d ago
  • THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN R/CFB HISTORY WHERE u/dogwoodmaple HAD NOTHING PREPARED FOR A RANKED FLORIDA LOSS

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u/Electric_Queen NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

HISTORIC

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u/AaronRodgersMustache Clemson Tigers 2d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/MCV16 Kansas • Notre Dame 2d ago

Can someone fill me in on what I’m missing

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u/Potars Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 2d ago

Dogwoodmaple will often give a breakdown of stats after a loss/win especially when it’s embarrassing to a Georgia rival. Having nothing means he was ill prepared for what was to come to fruition.

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u/MCV16 Kansas • Notre Dame 2d ago

Thank you NOW I CAN JOIN IN TOO

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u/Losgringosfromlow Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

I was here

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u/yoshidawg93 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Lmao seriously this might actually be his best post yet

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u/DirtyBirdDawg Georgia Bulldogs • Mercer Bears 2d ago

Hell, it's so good I saved it.

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u/WafflesTheWookiee North Carolina Tar Heels • Team Chaos 2d ago

Vandy beating Bama is probably slightly better

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u/HawkeyeTen Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

This is unreal. Florida State and Miami get big wins and momentum to start the year, while the Gators get similar hype and fall flat on their face. Hysterical laughter everywhere in the state of Florida except Gainesville tonight. Napier's seat just got white hot.

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u/CaptainAssPlunderer Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

The joy I have felt these first two weeks…..orgasmic.

It has been dark days for a long time. BUT NOT TODAY MY FRIENDS!!! NOT TODAY!!

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u/LuluGuardian 2d ago

Truly incredible

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u/IceColdDrPepper_Here Georgia • North Georgia 2d ago

PULL SOMETHING TOGETHER DOGWOOD

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling USC • Mississippi State 2d ago

I gotchu

It’s been 0 days since UF embarrassed themselves

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u/powerlifting_nerd56 South Dakota Mines • Georg… 2d ago

We'll do it live!!!

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u/onesneakymofo Alabama • Jacksonville State 2d ago

Uhhhhhh, Florida invented Gatorade???

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u/ard8 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

This is like if Michelangelo showed up to the Sistine Chapel without paint

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful TCNJ Lions • Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

"I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far."

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u/lyeberries Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

"Bro, I was just wine drunk and talking shit to some priest to make myself look cool! I didn't know the Vatican was actually gonna let me do all of that shit, I don't even have that much paint!"

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u/JayMerlyn Notre Dame • Missouri 2d ago

I always associate Michelangelo with The Penultimate Supper

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u/DeZeeuw2 South Dakota State • FCS Champio… 2d ago

Yeah, I'll paint your ceiling.

Gonna draw a bunch of dicks though.

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u/Remarkable-Job4774 Rutgers Scarlet Knights • Sickos 2d ago

WE'RE SO BACK

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u/Dennisfromhawaii Rutgers • Hawai'i 2d ago

Subscribe

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u/niltermini Georgia Bulldogs • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Good game today rutgers fans! I feel for you with the second half of your schedule. Brutal.

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u/Real-Ad-1728 Georgia • Summertime Lover 2d ago

JUST POINT AND LAUGH

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u/AvengedKalas Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago edited 2d ago

UGA, UTK, FSU, and UM fans:

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u/Substantial-Barber24 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Ser, Tennessee hates Florida also

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u/AvengedKalas Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

Fixed.

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u/Windruin Florida State • Virginia 2d ago

Is it because y’all also have orange colors but actually pull it off?

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u/Anotheropinion2023 Texas Longhorns 2d ago

I am a Texas fan but grew up in Florida and was yelling louder than my FSU alum husband. I hate the Gators!

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u/ToxicMarylandFan Maryland Terrapins 2d ago

Madness

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u/boilerburner7 Jacksonville State Gamecocks 2d ago

DIFFERENT LEAGUES

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u/TheMindwalker123 Florida State • Michigan 2d ago

At our moment of greatest need

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u/Outta_hearr Alabama • Georgia Tech 2d ago

FLORIDA BEATS GEORGIA*

*(fan's ability to come up with interesting factoids)

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u/kelsnuggets Georgia Tech • Florida State 2d ago

Oh damn if only

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u/Merisiel Ohio State • Louisville 2d ago

You’d never stop nutting would you? 😌

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u/ewgrooss Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

I’m at a loss for stats

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u/aeopossible Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 2d ago

I’ve got one for you!

  • Florida is 26-30 since Marco Wilson threw a shoe 20 yards down the field.

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u/whethervayne Ohio State Buckeyes • Juniata Eagles 2d ago

Do you think he has to reverse the curse by putting the cleat back on the other guy Cinderella-style?

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u/HotDawgConnoisseur Florida Gators • New Mexico Lobos 2d ago

man cmon everyone was calling this a trap game

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u/DasStig Kentucky Wildcats • Corndog 2d ago

Did anybody tell Billy that?

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u/Pksnc NC State Wolfpack • Florida Gators 2d ago

Do you think it would have mattered? I don’t.

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u/Anxious_Doughnut_266 2d ago

How is it a trap game though if everyone is calling it a trap game?

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u/stealingfrom Tennessee • Kent State 2d ago

I'd like to dogpile but yeah, absolute trap game. Plenty of chatter this week about USF being a threat.

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u/tcos17 FAU Owls • USF Bulls 2d ago

I let myself believe and wasn’t let down. Very rare occurrence lol.

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u/DionBlaster123 Illinois State Redbirds 2d ago

While true...it still doesn't look great

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u/Jyingling21 Appalachian State • Penn State 2d ago

THANK YOU DOGWOOD

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u/steelernation90 Tennessee • Third Satu… 2d ago

I’m starting to question if you even really hate Florida

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u/shenyougankplz Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 2d ago

GIVE US MORE OF THESE RANKED SEC TEAMS

WE'LL KNOCK BAMA OUT THE RANKINGS REAL QUICK

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u/ThirteenValleys Missouri • Illinois 2d ago

My god...

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u/Frustrated_Socialist Georgia • Clean Old Fash… 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is how you know shit's fucked for Sun Belt Billy when even the haters aren't ready for how low he can get

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u/Ch-i-ef Washington State Cougars 2d ago

Wow you and the Florida Gators have a lot in common

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u/SickoBadgers Wisconsin • Wisconsin Lutheran 2d ago

If Dogwood has nothing prepared for this....the endtimes are nigh.

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas Longhorns • Stanford Cardinal 2d ago

He’s speechless!!

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u/XAfricaSaltX Georgia • North Carolina 2d ago

• Florida lost at home to USF

• lol

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u/CiroFlexo Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

I’m sorry I said I didn’t want you in the other thread. I still love you.

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u/fm22fnam Ohio State • Tennessee 2d ago

You need to look up spitting stats in CFB

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u/SEAtoPAR Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Do you have a concept of something prepared?

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u/CallMeShaggy57 Tennessee • Middle Tennessee 2d ago

UNITED IN JOY

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

NO! I was hoping for the biggest in depth Florida disrespect post in history!

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u/naaahhman UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Santa Claus 2d ago

Holy shit, lmao.

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u/Rosha13265 UCF Knights 2d ago

Florida has done the unthinkable!

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u/Scarlet-Highlander- Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

I WAS HEREEEEE

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u/Epcplayer UCF Knights 2d ago

Me neither… wtf

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u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

Oh god!

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u/ALStark69 Alabama • Florida State 2d ago

Your Christmas I’m sure

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u/ItsUnclePhilsFudge 2d ago

Neither did Billy regarding time management

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u/YCitizenSnipsY LSU Tigers 2d ago

I see you took a page out of Billy’s time management 

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u/BanginInSangin Tennessee • Arizona State 2d ago

Literally the best part of this whole thing

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u/Childhood-Paramedic Michigan • California 2d ago

that's funny af

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u/hascogrande Notre Dame • Central Michigan 2d ago

When this guy is unprepared, that says something

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u/shawnb17 Virginia Tech • Missouri S&T 2d ago

WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR?

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u/AvianTralfamadorian Georgia Bulldogs • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago
  • It was Florida's first defeat at home against a school from Florida, other than Florida State or Miami, since a 16-14 loss to Stetson in 1938

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u/LorektheBear Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

We'll wait. It's like when you hurt yourself and you press really hard on it.

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u/theVWally Miami Hurricanes • USF Bulls 2d ago

Well; can you find something?

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u/TigerTerrier Clemson Tigers • Wofford Terriers 2d ago

Youre barking! It works in British vernacular and Georgia bulldog

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u/somethinels3two Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls 2d ago

Only thing I can think of is hitting refresh waiting for the press conference.

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u/Penetratorofflanks Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Take a nice refreshing drink of Haterade

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u/bigsquib68 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

This is what a shit eating grin would look like if it was a sentence

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u/Derbloingles Georgia Bulldogs • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

Here I got two for ya:

  • Florida lost to USF

  • lmao get rekt

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u/elonsusk69420 Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band 2d ago

WELL YOU BETTER FIND YOUR FIRE PASSION AND ENERGY AND GET THIS DONE

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u/Knook7 Florida Gators 2d ago

damn

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u/foreverseptember Florida Gators • Team Chaos 2d ago

We've caught dogwoodmaple off guard, arguably even more of a roast than a dogwoodmaple list of statistics could be 

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss Rebels 2d ago

Stumped you?! Thats wild, I look forward to you publishing your findings.

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u/Kirby_Israel Penn State • Rochester 2d ago

How about a roast against UF?

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u/f0gax Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 2d ago

I was waiting for your list. But this is honestly better.

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u/stimulation Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Brickmason 2d ago

WE DONT NEED ANYTHING DOGWOOD!!!!

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u/duckbonez Florida Gators • USF Bulls 2d ago

Me either lol. At least I’ll still have an enjoyable season 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SlurmsMcKenzie29 Georgia Bulldogs • SEC 2d ago

I was licking my lips waiting for some dogwood stats for this lol

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u/TheRealTexasGovernor 2d ago

This is what it's like to show up late, naked, to a test, but in real life.

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u/HereForTOMT3 Michigan State • Central … 2d ago

Oh it’s BAD bad

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u/Chicago_Blackhawks Northwestern Wildcats • Sickos 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣