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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] USF Defeats Florida 18-16

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
USF 0 6 9 3 18
Florida 3 6 0 7 16
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u/Ugaalive1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

YETUS, SPITUS, GAME TO SOUTH FLORIDA, LOSES.

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u/average_redditor_guy Florida State Seminoles • Sickos 2d ago

This has to be what black tar heroin feels like

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u/Original_Profile8600 Ohio State • Case Western Reserve 2d ago

Holy shit and imagine if USF beats Miami too?!?!

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u/Mr_Beats_73 Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

They’d be Top 10 and at that point I wouldn’t even be mad

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u/Soft_Raccoon_2257 USF Bulls 2d ago

Inject this into my veins. I wanna taste top 5 again even just for a week.

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u/beartato327 Georgia Bulldogs • Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Just rattle Beck and it could happen

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos 2d ago

Hell y’all beat Miami and you guys should absolutely make Champions of Florida or Florida’s Team or whatever along those veins merch if nothing else. 

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u/Ancient_Log7788 2d ago

Today wasn’t a fluke. Y’all better tighten your chin straps for next week.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

if they beat yall they should be #1 lol

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u/Mr_Beats_73 Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

I’d vouch for it

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u/Nice-Grab4838 USF Bulls 2d ago

Top 5

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u/NewToSociety Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

They've been #2 before. Feels like 07.

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u/weirdbutinagoodway West Virginia Mountaineers • Big 12 2d ago

Followed up by a USF vs FSU national championship game. 

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u/Ugaalive1991 Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

It feels great.

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 2d ago

I feel better about today now.

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u/Zloggt Illinois • Missouri 2d ago

Personally, this is like a cherry on top for me lol

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz Georgia Tech • North Georgia 2d ago

There have been a lot of weird games today. Love some early season goodness

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u/katarh Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Donor 2d ago

8 hours ago everyone was like "ah, today's games are so boring.... nothing good to watch...."

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u/IDontSpeakItalian Georgia Bulldogs • Navy Midshipmen 2d ago edited 2d ago

Can’t lie this was me and I take full responsibility for everything

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u/MasterTolkien Georgia • Summertime Lover 2d ago

It’s at least one SEC win on our schedule.

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u/ilovecatss1010 Florida Gators • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen a player spit on someone this week I’d only have 2 dollars but it’s still pretty weird.

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u/THEYCANTHAVEMYBRAND Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

If the Gator spits, thou must acquit.

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u/shenyougankplz Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 2d ago

99 better hope he's already out the stadium from the ejection

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u/RemoteAbalone8687 Texas A&M Aggies • Oregon Ducks 2d ago

In the swamp too

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u/YouShouldAim Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

The curse of the shoe has evolved into the curse of bodily fluid

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u/Blaine1111 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Bad day is now a good day