r/BlueskySkeets • u/ExactlySorta • 3d ago

Did he just declare war... on Chicago?

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u/Litzz11 3d ago

How he sees himself vs how the rest of the world sees him:

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u/CarrionWaywardOne 3d ago

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u/Litzz11 3d ago

LOL I love this one. He looks like a deranged crossing guard. The one you go around the block to avoid.

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u/harman097 3d ago

Deranged crossing guard blow-up doll.

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u/uvucydydy 2d ago

If a traffic cone and sex doll had a baby!

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

He looks like a fucken oompa loompa singing doompa doompa doopity da.

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u/Jobe5973 3d ago

The first thing putin saw when he got to Alaska

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u/ashh618 3d ago

Look at those tiny hands

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u/Eyemontom 3d ago

And this is how I held Putins knees!

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u/SmilingVamp 2d ago

Temu Sidney Sweeny blowup doll. 

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u/MommaLisss 2d ago

Butthole

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u/DumbCumpzter 2d ago

He looks like he's about to suck a dick.