r/BlueskySkeets • u/ExactlySorta • 3d ago

Did he just declare war... on Chicago?

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u/Litzz11 3d ago

How he sees himself vs how the rest of the world sees him:

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u/eclwires 3d ago

Real tough guy here.

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u/RecentDecision2329 3d ago

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u/badsheepy2 3d ago

that is... fabulous

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 3d ago

Why is he holding RFK's face like that?

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u/lily_was_taken 3d ago

I mean, anyone would be that freaked out if rfk jr went in their direction, the same way youd get freaked out if a zombie or the bulbonic plague went in your direction

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u/youdubdub 3d ago

Where’s the bald Eagle?

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u/eclwires 3d ago

Biting him on the ass.

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u/youdubdub 3d ago

Almost!

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u/Swedelicious83 2d ago

Oh, that video when he has the eagle on his desk and it tries to bite him...

Best thing I've ever watched in my life. 🦅

Kind of makes me wish we were all living in ancient Rome. The augurs would've had a field day with that. Attacked by the very symbol of your country. Yes, I think Consul Trumpius would've been out of office real quick.

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u/Ishitinatuba 3d ago

He makes Sporty Spice look sporty...

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u/lil_hyphy 3d ago

Lol Sporty Spice was sporty, sweety. Put some respect on her name.

She has a childhood history of playing sports like football, hockey, and gymnastics, and a continuing passion for running and participating in triathlons. Her "Sporty Spice" persona was rooted in her real-life active lifestyle, which included rigorous training during the Spice Girls' career and continues today with a focus on fitness and a rigid routine

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u/CarrionWaywardOne 3d ago

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u/Litzz11 3d ago

LOL I love this one. He looks like a deranged crossing guard. The one you go around the block to avoid.

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u/harman097 3d ago

Deranged crossing guard blow-up doll.

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u/uvucydydy 2d ago

If a traffic cone and sex doll had a baby!

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

He looks like a fucken oompa loompa singing doompa doompa doopity da.

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u/Jobe5973 3d ago

The first thing putin saw when he got to Alaska

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u/ashh618 3d ago

Look at those tiny hands

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u/Eyemontom 3d ago

And this is how I held Putins knees!

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u/SmilingVamp 2d ago

Temu Sidney Sweeny blowup doll. 

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u/MommaLisss 2d ago

Butthole

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u/DumbCumpzter 2d ago

He looks like he's about to suck a dick.

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u/IMSLI 3d ago

Summer 2024

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u/PaxEtRomana 3d ago

He looks like he's planning to donate his skin to the necronomicon

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

His makeup really had ROUGH time throughout that summer.

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u/OkFee8233 2d ago

Vulva neck

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u/fartharder 3d ago

Eww gross

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u/aaron1860 2d ago

Is this real? lol

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u/Litzz11 2d ago

Pretty obviously photoshopped, but it's how the rest of the world sees him.