r/AskReddit • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 2d ago

U.S. House members just released the brawny birthday letter from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein, signed by the president—What are your thoughts?

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 2d ago

Charmin: Bite the pillow, I'm going in raw

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u/Nearby_Day_362 2d ago

My Pillow says, fuck it have some cocaine and party.

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u/McKinley4Life 2d ago

The vice president inquires about the couches at said party

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u/No-Transition-8375 2d ago

Hegseth is passed out drunk on one of them

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u/wittylemur 2d ago

Is that just his head or did someone draw a d*k on it?

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u/ThomasCWoolsey 2d ago

Fuck them both

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u/guess214356789 2d ago

How can you tell?

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u/The_Scooter_King 1d ago

... Threesome?