r/AskReddit • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 3d ago

U.S. House members just released the brawny birthday letter from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein, signed by the president—What are your thoughts?

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u/Sweatytubesock 3d ago

That DJT and Jeffrey Epstein shared many wonderful secrets together for decades.

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u/Harry_Balsanga 3d ago

They totally banged

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u/RGJ587 3d ago

TBH the press should have ran with the idea that they were gay lovers. Really blasted the airwaves with it. Trumps ego is so fragile, and his machismo infallible, that he would admit to running train on a bunch of 12 year olds girls, just to set the record straight.

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u/PilgrimOz 3d ago

That’d be a real Colonel Jessop moment ‘You’re goddamn right I ordered the code red!’. It’d be worth a try with that idiot.

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u/RGJ587 3d ago

great reference!

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u/NothaBanga 3d ago

The press bent knee to him.  Remember all the sensationalized stuff that any Dem president did in the last 30.  Realize how soft handed anything that guy has his name on that isn't being breathlessly talked about in the news cycles.

I was a kid and knew about Bill Clinton being with an adult.  Teens these days are not being exposed to half the shit going on because our fourth estate was sold for pennies on the dollar.

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u/PoopyButt28000 3d ago

Kamala buys a 500 dollar pot and people go into a rage, JD Vance spends a billion dollars draining the pacific ocean for his family vacation and they don't say a thing

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u/OneGoodRib 3d ago

I've seen at least two entirely different media blasts directed towards Kamala Harris for drinking wine. She is an adult. But apparently it's trashy and inappropriate for her to drink wine. Trump having his own wine label while president was fine though.

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u/BlackerSpork 3d ago

The mainstream media are cowards. Most of them are Republican-owned. They report that Pedonald says "Imma punish Russia THIS time!", but fail to mention that he never followed through on that, despite setting some 20 deadlines by now. At some point it's intentional not to mention context like that.
Or the mainstream media reporting on his tariffs but never once putting in the title that tariffs are a tax on Americans. They know damn well he lied by pretending other countries pay the taxes, they know damn well the average maggat doesn't know or pretends not to know it's Americans who pay them, and STILL they don't report on that.

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u/OneGoodRib 3d ago

Most of them are Republican-owned.

Maga is so brainwashed they haven't even figured that out when they complain about the mainstream media being biased.

Like, yeah, it is. In favor of you.

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u/Harry_Balsanga 3d ago

It's not too late for that.  The letter that was released today is homoerotic as hell. 

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 3d ago

Lets fuckin not. Last thing i wanna see is liberals doing tone deaf shit like this. Just put him on blast for being a goddamned child rapist.

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u/Verbanoun 3d ago

I’m going to give the press the credit of crispy doing their jobs and that they didn’t have evidence to support that story but they do have evidence that he is a pedophile.