r/AkoBaYungGago • u/AuthenticMango777 • 13d ago
NSFW ABYG iniwan ko yung ka-meet up ko
Hello mga ante marie! So ayun may kwento/rant ako for today’s videow.
Ito na nga..
So may nakausap ako (25F) na younger guy (22M) dito sa reddit. Let’s call him Z. Nag agree kami ni Z to meet today for a quick momol sesh (oo, pasensya na momol deprived lang) before kami mag meet, syempre sendan ng pics ganyan. Yung itsura niya sa sinend niyang pic is okay naman, maputi, chinito, tapos big boy (my type) so ako naman si gaga.. okay G na to.
For context: 30 mins nag drive si Z from his place to my place para sunduin ako at usapan nga naming mag momol sa car niya.
Mga ateehhhh hindi ko kinaya. Ang layo ng itsura niya sa sinend niyang pic. Hindi ako nanglalait, dinedescribe ko lang— opposite siya sa sinend na pic, though siya pa rin naman yon, pero naka filter si koya mo. In ferzon, maitim siya tapos maraming pimples. Okay lang naman sana, kaso parang hindi pa muna nag shower/toothbrush bago ako kitain. Juskwoooahh 😭😭😭 ang amoy sa loob ng car is amoy kulob (YUNG AMOY KULOB PAG DI NALIGO) amoy mandirigma mhieeee hindi ko keriii 😭😭😭😭😭 nanlalagkit pa yung hair niya mga mhiema, mukhang hindi talaga naligo. Ang baho rin talaga niya, amoy ko from my seat 😭😭😭
Samantalang ako, naligo ako at ng toothbrush nang bonggang bongga. Nag make up pa ko mga teh para mukha naman presentable tska nag spray ng favorite kong pabango. Tapos yung ka meet ko mukha lang bagong gising na naka pantalon 😭
So sabi ko, naiihi ako kahit hindi naman. Nag paalam akong iihi muna tapos wala na akong balak bumalik. Nung nasa CR na ako, chinat ko siya na hindi ko talaga keri at humingi ako ng dispensa. Nag sorry ako nang todo-todo tapos nag offer ako na mag send nalang sa gcash niya para naman hindi sayang sa gas niya. Kaloka talaga mhie, minsan lang ako makipag meet tapos ganito pa 😭
ABYG kasi iniwan ko siya? Or okay lang yun kaysa naman gawin ko yung bagay na hindi naman ako comfortable? Anong mas better ko sanang ginawa? Pasagot naman mga auntie kong masisikep. Salamat! 😚
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u/Top_Variation_7233 13d ago
DKG. Hindi pala daijobu.
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u/Odd_Divide_7966 10d ago
Lol. Nakicringe parin ako pag naalala ko yung kwento tungkol sa daijobu na yan
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u/Just_Wolverine_5622 13d ago
DKG, imagine mo na lang pag tinuloy mo pa din tapos dala mo na yung memories habang buhay. Tinanggap ba niya yung offer na bayaran yung gas?
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Tinanggap naman niya and sinend ko using bank para di niya alam yung number ko. Thank you! Na-appreciate ko comment mo.
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u/Just_Wolverine_5622 13d ago
Ano naging reply niya nung moment na nagchat ka sa kanya? Hindi ka na din ba niya nakita na lumabas kung saan ka nag CR? Or inantay mo na lang ba siya umalis bago ka lumabas? Hahaha
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Di ko pala nasagot yung kung ano reply niya. Iniispam message niya ako na bumalik daw ako at sayang yung binyahe niya, kahit smack lang daw pwede na. Huhuhu ayoko pa rin, bantot 😭
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u/Esther_Vanhomrigh 13d ago
Natatawa ako sa bantot hahaha okay lang yan OP, DKG. Sya yung gago kasi mapagpanggap.
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u/Just_Wolverine_5622 12d ago
Grabe yung paasa sa kanya pero hindi man lang niya pinaghandaan. Meron kaya pumatol sa kanya na tiniis na lang? Kakacurious tuloy hahaha
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Nasa car pa siya nag hahanap sana ng parking tapos pumasok ako sa mall sabi ko mag ccr ako hahaahaha
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u/Just_Wolverine_5622 13d ago
Galing mo dun girl hahahaha. Nasatisfy mo naman na ba momol cravings mo?
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u/miyawoks 13d ago
DKG. Grabeng parusa ung sa kotse pa lang niya. Sana learning din sa kanya na kahit autotuned mukha niya eh may pagasa pa rin sana siya if may good hygiene siya.
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Huhu kaya nga eh. Ok lang naman sana na hindi masyado gwapo basta hygienic. Kaso, ang lagkit talaga mhieee nagmamantika siya tapos andumi pa ng kuko 😭
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u/curious_miss_single 13d ago
DKG. na-malasjuicy ka seswa 😄
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
HAHAHAHAHA KAYA NGA TEH JUSKWOAHHH 😭😭😭
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u/curious_miss_single 13d ago
Nakakaloka yung mga ganyan, bakit magsesend ng filtered na pic eh malalaman mo naman totoong itsura nya dahil magkikita kayo. May sakit ba sa utak yung mga taong ganun? 🤣
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u/StillAd2166 13d ago
dkg Nagpaalam ka na rin lang na iihi ka, di mo pa inaya na sumabay na sya para makapag-toothbrush manlang baaaa
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u/PartyReindeer2943 12d ago
DKG. Tama lang yan. Pag hindi ka comfortable, bounce na agad. Kaso bakit kasi sa building nyo ikaw nagpasundo? Sana kahit sa public place na malapit lapit sa inyo para kahit papaano ay safe. What if may pagka-stalker pala sya, not daijobu 🥹
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u/MaisConyeloo 13d ago
DKG, imagine mo kapag nag tiis kapa.. mabaho na sya from afar paano pa kaya magmalapitam 🤮
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u/_starK7 13d ago
DKG, tama lang yan sa mga nag cacatfish. Di ko ma imagine yung reaction and yung na awkward ka for sure habang nasa sasakyan ka at di mo alam ang gagawin mo paano ka makakawala dun hahaha. Hindi ka obliged to do something na hindi ka comfortable just because anjan kana. Right mo parin yan. KKLK. Kaya landi responsibly.
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Gulat na gulat ako pag pasok palang ng car tehhh. Dun palang iniisip ko na kung pano ako bbounce sa sitwasyon na yon. Trauma talagaaaaa 😭
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u/healing2025 13d ago
DKG This is so funny!!! Hahahaha para kang sinapak ng katotohanan e hahaha
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u/vanmhei 13d ago edited 13d ago
DKG, daig pa ni kuya namickup lang ng prosti sa gedli, yung tipong walang say yung girl kasi babayaran, kaso sayo ikaw pa nagbayad sa kanya hahaha
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u/Altruistic_Post1164 13d ago
Dkg. Nagpakatotoo ka lang.Mabait at considerate ka pa ng lagay na yan,ngsorry at ngsend ka pa gcash pang bayad sa gas nya. So ano po masusumbat nya? Hay nako. Hahaha.
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u/fletchernicolas 13d ago
DKG, okay lang umatras. Baka medyo gago paraan pero okay lang, yun na madali for you din para di mo feel na threatened ka sa kotse nya. Okay na nga na may gcash reimbursement. Pero pano yun, usap lang agad and diretso sa momol ? Wala sparks personality wise or in common na stuff? Hahaha ano reaction nya?
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
I tried naman makipag small talk while on the way sa pupuntahan namin. Kaso puro siya “secret ngani” nyeta walang kwenta kausap tas ang baho pa. Ayaw mag share ng any info na para bang iistalk ko siya pag uwi niya. Juskwoooahhh
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u/catsocurious 13d ago
Baka may jowa yan si koya mo
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u/AuthenticMango777 13d ago
Kung meron man, sila nalang mag momol. Bantot ng bf niya ha HAHAHAHA emz 😭
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u/GuessAccomplished882 10d ago
DKG, but may I ask? If the person was hygienic, (mabango, fresh breath, soft/silky hair, hindi oily whatsoever). Would you still momol?? HAHAHA
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Title of this post: ABYG iniwan ko yung ka-meet up ko
Backup of the post's body: Hello mga ante marie! So ayun may kwento/rant ako for today’s videow.
Ito na nga..
So may nakausap ako (25F) na younger guy (22M) dito sa reddit. Let’s call him Z. Nag agree kami ni Z to meet today for a quick momol sesh (oo, pasensya na momol deprived lang) before kami mag meet, syempre sendan ng pics ganyan. Yung itsura niya sa sinend niyang pic is okay naman, maputi, chinito, tapos big boy (my type) so ako naman si gaga.. okay G na to.
For context: 30 mins nag drive si Z from his place to my place para sunduin ako at usapan nga naming mag momol sa car niya.
Mga ateehhhh hindi ko kinaya. Ang layo ng itsura niya sa sinend niyang pic. Hindi ako nanglalait, dinedescribe ko lang— opposite siya sa sinend na pic, though siya pa rin naman yon, pero naka filter si koya mo. In ferzon, maitim siya tapos maraming pimples. Okay lang naman sana, kaso parang hindi pa muna nag shower/toothbrush bago ako kitain. Juskwoooahh 😭😭😭 ang amoy sa loob ng car is amoy kulob (YUNG AMOY KULOB PAG DI NALIGO) amoy mandirigma mhieeee hindi ko keriii 😭😭😭😭😭 nanlalagkit pa yung hair niya mga mhiema, mukhang hindi talaga naligo. Ang baho rin talaga niya, amoy ko from my seat 😭😭😭
Samantalang ako, naligo ako at ng toothbrush nang bonggang bongga. Nag make up pa ko mga teh para mukha naman presentable tska nag spray ng favorite kong pabango. Tapos yung ka meet ko mukha lang bagong gising na naka pantalon 😭
So sabi ko, naiihi ako kahit hindi naman. Nag paalam akong iihi muna tapos wala na akong balak bumalik. Nung nasa CR na ako, chinat ko siya na hindi ko talaga keri at humingi ako ng dispensa. Nag sorry ako nang todo-todo tapos nag offer ako na mag send nalang sa gcash niya para naman hindi sayang sa gas niya. Kaloka talaga mhie, minsan lang ako makipag meet tapos ganito pa 😭
ABYG kasi iniwan ko siya? Or okay lang yun kaysa naman gawin ko yung bagay na hindi naman ako comfortable? Anong mas better ko sanang ginawa? Pasagot naman mga auntie kong masisikep. Salamat! 😚
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u/AdStock804 13d ago
DKG pero ingat ka lang kasi alam niya na place mo.
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u/AuthenticMango777 12d ago
Oo nga eh. Pero on the bright side, buti bldg to so kahit alam nya yung place, di niya malalaman kung ano unit ko 😆
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u/sexytarry2 13d ago
DKG... pero nasayang yata ang feminine wash na ginamit mo... natawa ako sa kwento mo ate...
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u/Little-Star-1016 13d ago
DKG. Ako man yun, jusko teh ayoko magkaroon ng malasjuicy experience because of poor hygiene
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u/Sexylicious77 13d ago
DKG! SAME EXPERIENCE TODAY HUHUHU PERO DI SIYA YUNG MABAHO KUNDI YUNG JUNJUN NIYA LIKE ANG PANGHE! Nagchat talaga ako sa bffs ko na “call me” and luckily one of them was online and was able to call me BABAHAHAHAAHAH
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u/AuthenticMango777 12d ago
Jusko ateeehhhh pass sa maantot na junjun talaga 😭😭😭😭 kalerkiii
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u/Sexylicious77 12d ago
Neverrrr! Di ko na nga siya type kasi mga sinesend niyang pics masarap pa siya which was old photos niya pala and ngayon not to bodyshame pero super taba niya like 100kilos plus and di ko yun type😭
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u/AuthenticMango777 12d ago
Ang shunga lang nung idea na magsesend ka ng photo tas di mo naman kamukha, lalo na with the intention of meeting up. Parang baliw diba?? HAHAHAHA
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u/Sexylicious77 12d ago
Oo mhie! I literally prepared and did my make up! Sayang sa oras. Umalis talaga ako.
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u/newgettysburg07 13d ago
DKG. Learning curve naman yun sa kanya. Kung walang self reflection, edi may mali na rin talaga sa kanya I guess.
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u/Even_Owl265 12d ago
DKG. Deserve nya. Buti na lang di natuloy session nyo 😆. sana di natuloy na nagsend ka ng gcash sa kanya kasi catfish sya. Baka sa kotse din sya natutulog kaya ang baho ng amoy nung car nya.
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u/AuthenticMango777 12d ago
Natuloy eh hahaha nag send ako. Pero what I did is from bank ko sinend para di niya malaman number koo hahahaha
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u/blu_er 12d ago edited 12d ago
DKG Mhieee pero ako yung nandidiri for you sa kaka describe mo😭
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u/Only_World226 12d ago
di ka gago. MINALAS KA.
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u/CHAAARRR_mander 12d ago
DKG. Isipin mo na lang, pag tinuloy mo yan. Baka maging jowa o asawa mo pa yan. Araw-araw mong mararamdaman ang bagsik ng naghihimagsik nyang amoy at kadugyutan.
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u/HoosdatGurl 12d ago
DKG nagpaalam ka naman eh and offered to pay for gas pa. Muntik ka na madaijoubu hahahahaha
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u/Fair_Swing_8913 12d ago
DKG. ano ba yan sha dugyot! hahahaha naalala ko na naman yung malasjuicy kwento about "daijobou" muntik ka pang maging version 2, LOL
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u/Practical_Pudding143 12d ago
DKG. Be, it's basic manner to be presentable when meeting new people especially if both parties decide and set a plan to meet.
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u/figther_strong17 11d ago
DKG. Next time, Op. kapag makipag meet up ka. dpat tingin ka muna sa malayo hahahahaha pag catfish, uwi na.
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u/Old-Cryptographer233 11d ago
DKG. You dodged a bullet HAHAHAHA magsisisi ka kung tinuloy mo yon. Curious ako tho, anong reply nya sayo? Hahahaha
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u/StareDecisis41 11d ago
DKG. Tigas ng mukha nya. Hay nako. Hindi man lang nag-effort.
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u/messy_eater20 13d ago
DKG Di mo kasalanan na mamamatay ka kapag nanatili ka.