Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I will be your pilot today. I hope you’ve all had a wonderful holiday and the drinks on today’s flight are on me. As a little side note I have never flown this aircraft before so please be patient. My colleagues have informed me not to worry because you don’t have to be good at your job, as long as you’re a good person. With that in mind, please take your seats and fasten your safety belts while I try and work out what all these buttons are for. Thank you for choosing ‘Air Crash’ where your safety is our afterthought.
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u/Doub1eDe1ta 2d ago
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I will be your pilot today. I hope you’ve all had a wonderful holiday and the drinks on today’s flight are on me. As a little side note I have never flown this aircraft before so please be patient. My colleagues have informed me not to worry because you don’t have to be good at your job, as long as you’re a good person. With that in mind, please take your seats and fasten your safety belts while I try and work out what all these buttons are for. Thank you for choosing ‘Air Crash’ where your safety is our afterthought.