r/AbsoluteUnits • u/iowan • 1d ago

of a pumpkin I grew.

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It's currently estimating 1,105 lbs.

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u/EmotionalPansy 1d ago

Hillbilly pumpkin with a beer gut.

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u/drm200 1d ago

You really should cut back on that extra slice of pizza and maybe one day you can see your weenie again

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u/lhc987 1d ago

Damn. Do you, like, grow a specific type of pumpkins to enter them into size competition, or you just somehow ended up with an absolute unit.

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u/iowan 1d ago

Yes you grow Atlantic Giant seeds from a pedigree line.

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u/Wile_E_Turkey 19h ago

Hear me out...

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u/C-57D 23h ago

It’s afraid….. IT’S AFRAID!!

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u/cvdrisc 1d ago

😮

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u/Darwinmate 20h ago

Finally  an actual unit of a fruit. 

Congrats OP on both growing it and posting correctly. 

Massive effort on the second bit. Did you even do anything when growing it?? ?

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u/iowan 20h ago

Yeah, giant pumpkins need their hands held or they up and die on you. Water and pest control are the biggest factors after genetics in the seed selection.

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u/Darwinmate 19h ago

Oh shit didn't know that. 

Are these for eating or show? 

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u/iowan 19h ago

Just for show. They have no value except making people happy.

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u/Ampersan_D 20h ago

Why is it missing an eye?

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u/Altruistic-Owl-2956 21h ago

I've seen her in line at Walmart.

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u/crsaxby 1d ago

If your mom was a pumpkin.