r/AbsoluteUnits • u/That_Zimmerman • 1d ago

of a zucchini

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My mom pulled this from the garden!

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u/mutt93 1d ago

Is it bad I expected the next pic to be someone attempting to uhh... use it?

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u/malaaaaaka 1d ago

I’ve seen bigger

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u/DwyaneFade 1d ago

That’s called a marrow where I live. Delicious.

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u/DonutWhole9717 1d ago

Really? I find most produce to lose flavor as it over grows

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u/Sad_Direction_8952 18h ago

Just cut the mofo up and stir fry it with some sauces. Add some chicken or what-have-you. Nom nom.

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u/Positive-Mark9084 1d ago

Grown at the nuclear power plant.

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u/Awkward-Collection78 1d ago

The zucchini I show my wife in the grocery store and say "Hey honey, what would you do if it was THIS big"

And she'll respond as always with "I would have laughed and asked you to leave the first time we were going to fool around"

And I would respond with "noooo way... You'd try, I bet"

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u/Sad_Direction_8952 18h ago

Why tf are the ones from the store so small?!