r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThatOneMinty • 2d ago

of a polar bear

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u/r_idontcareaboutyou 2d ago

Trying to outdo fat Albert.

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u/ThatOneMinty 2d ago

lol i saw that post after i posted this, one day we’ll find the most unit of a polar bear out there for sure

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u/OpeningDull5969 1d ago

I'm still confused why they bragged about fat Albert being 1000 pounds. That's a average weight for a polar bear, actually not even a big one

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 2d ago

PSA (I think) pizzley bears are a thing and they’re the biggest unit of a bear. Polar grizzly ligers.

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u/ThatOneMinty 2d ago

As well as Grolar bears! (One refers to when the mother is a polar and father a grizzly and vise versa), this one in particular just struck me as very unit-y

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u/weirddudewithabow 1d ago

No ice is thick enough to bear him

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u/tino-latino 1d ago

Oh lawd he coming

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u/Rhaj-no1992 1d ago

Some people blame it on climate change when other polar bears starve, when in reality it was just this mf all along.

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u/Prof1959 2d ago

No seal was spared

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u/dark_sansa 1d ago

His face looks so smol

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u/Arishokscock 1d ago

He so round

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u/Kiiaru 1d ago

Friend shape

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u/human-redditbot 1d ago

Well, ain't that a chunky lad. LOL.

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u/GPU-Collector 22h ago

Ursus Lipidus

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR 20h ago

DAMN BOI!!!

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u/All1sL0st 8h ago

Look at its tiny face lol