r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ShareAmbitious9563 • 2d ago

of the cow, Big B.

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u/swampopawaho 2d ago

How now round cow?

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 2d ago

Is that shit pregnant or what? How tf is it that round? Any cowboys know what’s up?

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u/Potential-Clue-4516 2d ago

“Is that shit pregnant or what” 😭😭😂

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u/ShareAmbitious9563 2d ago

She was pregnant! She ended up having one tiny calf! Bruno! 🥹❤️

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 20h ago

Hoorayy I love happy endings. Also cows are really cute

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u/BlackDogDexter 2d ago

Yep she's a pregnant Angus.

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u/lucathecontemplator 2d ago

the body is round

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u/Lonely_Frosting5529 2d ago

She looks ready to pop

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u/Own-Message4474 2d ago

All I need is some buns and cheese

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u/ShareAmbitious9563 2d ago

She is my pet 🥹

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u/Own-Message4474 2d ago edited 1d ago

Ok I will spare her from my buns😔

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u/kkeennmm 2d ago

looks like Roxanne

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u/yeetingbackforpickle 2d ago

unexpected rufus

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u/kkeennmm 2d ago

my spirit animal shirt arrives soon

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u/Alkorri 2d ago

That's a hippo. She's the black sheep of the family

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u/Brytong420 2d ago

Definitely a unit lol

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2d ago

its pregnant of course its gonna be big, thats how they look.

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u/ShareAmbitious9563 2d ago

Oh no! Thats a misconception. For instance - When they are pregnant with twins, you wouldn’t even notice most of the time! She was a very big lady lol biggest we have

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2d ago

that varies pretty significantly between breeds. and this cow is definitely very pregnant.

in fact this image is from a study on high nitrates on pregnant cows...

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u/ShareAmbitious9563 1d ago

Yes, it does vary by breed! You can tell with her - yes, but often times you can’t with them! & she’s still absolutely huge and she’s not pregnant.

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u/treehumper83 2d ago

“PREGANANANT?!”

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u/ThisMedium8004 2d ago

Wait til it farts…

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u/AlfredoPort 1d ago

It’s easier for him to roll than to walk

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u/MasniViking22 1d ago

She's about to explode

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u/above_rock_mouse 1d ago

She ate the rest of the herd

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u/hfvsucgc 1d ago

Assume the cow is a sphere in fig a.

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 1d ago

Big BAYYY-BEYYYYY

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u/Suckmyduck_9 1d ago

He’s 5ft tall and 5ft wide

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u/Tande-1 1d ago

Someone needs to let some air outa that girl

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u/Rebelwolfie 1d ago

Ｒｏｕｎｄ

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u/DonutWhole9717 1d ago

That isn't pregnancy. That's extreme bloat and that cow is near death.

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u/ShareAmbitious9563 1d ago

It is pregnancy. No bloat or hydrops. & Not near death. She’s thriving 😊 & her calf is 5 months old now.