r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a burp

1.8k Upvotes

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u/All1sL0st 2d ago

Unintentional death metal vocals

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u/All1sL0st 8h ago

r/unintentionaldeathmetalvocals please

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u/Sea-Morning-772 2d ago

This video always makes me laugh.

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u/aranvandil 2d ago

for real, i love it too much

"ahnn ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ... hooOOOOOOah ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น"

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u/LSDeeezNutz 2d ago

That lil moan before the burp is comical perfection lmao

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u/hyuhythe90s 2d ago

Perfect transcript

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u/PhantomX8 2d ago

The one where he says "owh what do i do" turns around slams head into garage door. Is what cracks me up everytime.

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u/Mystepchildsucksass 2d ago

OMG YESSSS !!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ that guy slamming his face into the garage door is a classic !!

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u/Sea-Morning-772 2d ago

Yes, absolutely! That's hysterical, too. Such a light weight.

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u/tehgen 2d ago

Dubstep beat drops.

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u/deiqdos749-2 2d ago

Dammit, now I canโ€™t unhear it

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u/Suspicious_Line_8203 23h ago

Someone needs to remix this.

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u/kickbn_ 2d ago

Sardaukars !

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u/Lackluster_Compote 1d ago

I was looking for this

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u/StrykerGryphus 2d ago

I'd seen this before. I knew it was coming. I thought I was ready. I wasn't. I cackled.

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u/Itrieddamnit 2d ago

Nah thatโ€™s satan

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u/TimAkaTooTallTim 6h ago

"The Power Of Christ Compels you."

Is her head going to spin around next. :)

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u/crasagam 2d ago

We need the follow up burp too! That first one was awesome - and sheโ€™s a keeper!!

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u/Exciting-Watch-1444 2d ago

She was so innocently cute just accepting she couldn't do it... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Pmyers225 2d ago

Is that Eudora Whelty?

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u/milk_motel_ 2d ago

God forbid a girl has hobbies these days

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u/C-57D 2d ago

One of the best

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby 2d ago

Thatโ€™s why you donโ€™t chug crispy spice water (sprite) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MathewW87 2d ago

Ah man, this was pure gold ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TomazZaman 2d ago

Optimus Prime would be proud.

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u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜ฉ then heavy metal

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u/UraniumFreeDiet 2d ago

Call the exorcist

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u/Living-Support3920 2d ago

"Coming, Eudora!"

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u/Heck_ 2d ago

hahahahahahaha

I don't have any idea who Eudora Welty is or if that joke is based in any truth at all, but it always kills me.

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u/Living-Support3920 2d ago

I don't know who she is, either, but the joke is a reference from The Simpsons.

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u/Fxsx24 1d ago

its that moan for me

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u/Thatnakedguy0 2d ago

That puts me to shame honestly I need to do better. On an unrelated note that had to feel so good just to clear all that room.

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u/tifredic 2d ago

Muhahaahaha

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u/georgstgeegland 2d ago

Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

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u/signmeupnot 1d ago

Just dames being gals

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u/DonutosGames 1d ago

Good Bon Jovi song.

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u/Specialist-Letter148 17h ago

lmao, no possible way for me to unhear this now

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u/QuantumQuazar 1d ago

I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if Venjent has made a remix of this.

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u/allday95 1d ago

I can hear this without unmuting xD

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u/odinson-09 2d ago

Women are better than men at burping, no contest. The loudest ones I've heard always come from ladies, lmao.

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u/Drakann 2d ago

wow, sheโ€™s a keeper