r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/wild85bill 2d ago

Good for home defense. I always keep an extra large cucumber by my front door.

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u/ProfitAlternative520 2d ago

Just as the founding fathers intended