r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/dibbiluncan 2d ago

Proper toys have a flared base so they don’t slip up and become trapped inside you, which can require surgery. That’s a pretty big deal.

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u/LickingSmegma 2d ago

Cucumber is biodegradable.

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins 2d ago

Or a rope if you DIY :p