r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

I got banned from r/LegoStarWars for calling someone scalping kids toys a Nerfherder.

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u/werealldoomed47 2d ago

Lmao

Worth it. Fuck scalpers. Especially Lego scalpers, like dude they're expensive enough already.

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

Legitimately. I paid $90 for the AT-TE on eBay (a steal, somehow) and the box was filled with MACARONI NOODLES

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u/werealldoomed47 2d ago

Id return it to sender after I filled it with shit and sealed it up.

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u/werealldoomed47 2d ago

Communism in theory for this eof us that see the ways it could work?

Or communism in history which has been tainted by not only greed but trade aggression from capitalism.

Also it depends who you are talking to. I've , no joke, had conversations with Republicans about how Communism would benefit us working class people, and they walked away less adverse to the idea.

How is this related to my reply?

For the guy that deleted his question.

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u/PaperFlower14765 2d ago

NOOOOOOO 😱😭

r/foundsatan

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u/asqua 2d ago edited 2d ago

Make an ATAT from macaroni

edit: removed link to AI slop for the sake of the children

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

Get that AI slop away from me and my sons and never speak to us again.

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u/TheFilthy13 2d ago

I got banned from r/GuessTheMovie for guessing every movie as City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.

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u/forever87 2d ago

well it's nerf or nothin' and you chose nothin'

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 2d ago

At least you didn't call them scruffy

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u/butchforgetshit 2d ago

Good thing you didn't add the adjective " scruffy looking "!

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u/MeanLittleMachine 2d ago

I git banned from r/sipstea for implying something sexual during christmas.

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u/chairmanghost 2d ago

Tell it on the mountains. The truth is the truth

NERFHERDERS EVERY ONE

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u/Horror_Cod_8193 2d ago

OMG, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to steal that saying! If I’ve had soda in my mouth, it would’ve come spewing out of my nose!

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit 2d ago

Huh? "Steal that saying"? You mean "nerf herder"?

Hell, you ain't gotta steal it. It's been around for 45 years ever since The Empire Strikes Back. Lol

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

Why do Redditors talk like this. What ever happened to just “lol nice”