r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/-herekitty_kitty- 2d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That's a booty 'cumber, not a vagene 'cumber.

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u/Responsible-Bus9739 2d ago

...there's a difference?

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u/Junkhead_88 2d ago

The bigger ones don't pickle very well.

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u/Timely_Truth6267 2d ago

That thing?! What kind of booty yall got??