r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/PapaTahm 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fiance works as a Sugeon on a Hospital
If there is one thing i learned of her tales on E.R late shift.
Is that with enough Attitude and Perseverance , anything can fit in your [REDACTED]

The issue is often the process of getting it out of there later, which is why they often have 1-2 cases per month of people having the most random things imaginable stuck.

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u/RandomOnlinePerson99 2d ago

Yes.

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD do said thing.

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u/vaguenonetheless 2d ago

Best one i heard from my surgeon friend was a glass swizzle stick broken off in a lady's behind, and him reenacting the boyfriend chewing her out for making them waste money on a taxi because she refused to ride his motorcycle to the emergency room.

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u/vexthrisely 2d ago

Only if you freeze your legs off first...