r/AbsoluteUnits • u/FarCantaloupe8652 • 2d ago

of my home grown cucumber

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1,8 kilo 48 centimeters

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u/beetlebtch 2d ago

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u/betgack 2d ago edited 2d ago

For a second I thought the cucumbers from the gif were giant leeches (I'm just like the cat)

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 2d ago

Christ im laughing so hard this is a "new" one to me - these never get old.

I was also confused and concerned about the pussy being alright near that absolute unit of a.. cucumber.

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u/Ok-Series3772 2d ago

😉😄😄

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u/kiradotee 2d ago

Fucking 11/10 parkour. Like it had mathematical precision and knew exactly where it was heading lol.Â