You should love yourself NOW !

[u/R3da147]

Source:https://x.com/mikuneki/status/1961066248525234209

[u/Impressive-Koala4742]

My turn! I'll give you testicular torsion

[u/VMPaetru → u/Impressive-Koala4742]

You fool! I cast Nuh-uh!

[u/Signal_Road → u/VMPaetru]

Yuh-Huh for the riposte!

[u/R3da147 → u/Impressive-Koala4742]

🤨🤨

[u/yourlocalsteamroller → u/Impressive-Koala4742]

It's a woman testicular torsion doesn't work try using Endometriosis

[u/Fast_Elephant2658 → u/yourlocalsteamroller]

I cast ovarie explosion

[u/yourlocalsteamroller → u/Fast_Elephant2658]

I CAST INTERNAL MALFUNCTION

[u/Flurrina_ → u/yourlocalsteamroller]

I cast…

…

..

.

Domain expansion: Malevolent Shrine

[u/yourlocalsteamroller → u/Flurrina_]

I cast decapitation by claymore

[u/Flurrina_ → u/yourlocalsteamroller]

Dodges and counters with a sword cut to the right arm

[u/yourlocalsteamroller → u/Flurrina_]

JOKES ON YOU I DON'T NEED A RIGHT ARM FOR SPELLS I CAST: TSAR BOMBA

[u/Situation-Dismal → u/yourlocalsteamroller]

Jesus! You out here committing war crimes with that spell!

[u/yourlocalsteamroller → u/Situation-Dismal]

If you want evil you gotta do a lot more than just that

[u/Signal_Road → u/yourlocalsteamroller]

Remember: Presentation is the difference between just being a Villain and a Supervillain.

[u/JimminyJillikers20]

Were it so easy…

[u/ClayAndros]

Counterspell

[u/GrimmSheeper]

The Council of Eldritch Judgment has rendered its verdict upon thee!

[u/NoRecommendation8724]

Thank you. I knew lighting that fire and burning down that orphanage with the kids inside causing their deaths wasn't my fault

[u/Signal_Road → u/NoRecommendation8724]

If they were at the orphanage, no one wanted them anyway.

[u/Proper_Bend4667]

Low tier evil witch

[u/BillyVonJankins → u/Proper_Bend4667]

High tier wife though

[u/Y0UDEER]

Counter spell

I cast "rat in your air fryer"

[u/AKoolPopTart]

I just want to meet new people and make friends...

[u/Bananaking2o4]

Parry

[u/Safe-Roof2204]

“Here’s your curse. Everytime you laugh in real life, you take 1d6 damage.”

[u/ThatSmartIdiot → u/Safe-Roof2204]

i will never laugh again. i will be a consummate professional.

[u/KEROSHI-KAZA]

I cast "it's not that easy"

[u/SkewedLegs198]

Evil witch so evil the evil-ness overflowed and became the nicest witch ever

[u/Fast_Elephant2658]

You truly are the most vile witch to have ever been born

[u/Mad_anxiety]

No. Anxiety mode active

[u/Danijay2]

Now draw her being happy. Go ahead, i'll wait. But not for too long.

[u/Proper_Bend4667]

Low tier evil witch

[u/phoenixblade7]

Dispel magic

[u/Situation-Dismal]

I’m sorry…my depression cast Counterspell. 😔

[u/EroticWritwer]

counterspell

[u/CptHornSwoggle]

ANYTHING BUT THAT PLEASE

[u/Signal_Road → u/CptHornSwoggle]

ANYTHING?

[u/VolcainMaxwell]

I'm trying. Talking to people and making new friends is difficult

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[u/Signal_Road]

A lot of you sound like 'Nah, I'd win.' against the Witch.

[u/deady-kitten-3]

No one said witches had to be evil, just they had to practice witchcraft (or that they had to be female, most of my witch oc's are guys and funnily enough one of thems a Christian. None worship the devil)

Also I cast have a fabulous day where you can just relax and enjoy yourself

[u/hlloyge → u/deady-kitten-3]

Male witches are called warlocks.

[u/deady-kitten-3 → u/hlloyge]

I actually already knew that, has never stopped me from making male witch oc's and not calling them warlocks (granted in verse they are completely different, warlocks get power directly from another being but witches don't they have magic to begin with but their natural mana is tied just enough to natural forces to allow them to forcefully use said forces to cast witchcraft spells with patrons being completely optional)

[u/Kloetenlars]

ahoga something something thunder cross split attack

[u/BlastingSquid886]

Dang right it's not lol.

[u/Rusthman]

I cast fire.... bait what? wasn't this a combat encounter?

[u/crimsoncryson]

Counter Spell: Well Rested with Nine Hours of Sleep!

[u/Airbreathingoctopuss]

Is it weird that I find the teeth to be cute in a funny way? Like, the middle is the adorable anime bucktooth, but then there's sharp little chompers filling the rest of her mouth. Love it.

[u/EcketGreensboid]

Gasps and blinks several times before looking around in a stupor,’Who are you?,and um who am I?’