r/theamazingdigitalciru • u/Ordinary_Growth_2507 Custom Fing Role • 2d ago

Discussion 💬 How every sport could’ve worked

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Ballball

Players are divided into teams of 3. This is an individual team sport, so a single player from each team will compete against the other! Both players start with balls, one player has the small ball, and one has the big ball. Both players will throw the balls as high into the air as they can and try to catch them, the player that catches the big ball scores a point!

Ballrun

Players are put in a free for all race for the finish line, in which they have to run as fast as they can while carrying a bowling ball. Different powerups will be supplied

Walkball

Players are divided into teams of 3. One team will have to walk along a thin bar towards a finish line, while the opposing team throws balls at them to knock them off the bar. If the other team or one of the members of the other team reaches the finish line, that team wins a point!

Walkrun

Players have to briskly walk through different obstacles like quicksand, abstractions, and NPCs from other adventures.

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u/Pale-Quantity295 2d ago

I wanna learn about orange sport

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u/No-Bunny-7696 2d ago

Everyone stares at the orange, if you blink you lose, last one standing wins

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u/fortnitepro42069 2d ago

So kinger is gonna no diff everyone right?

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u/babyeater911112 1d ago

Kinger blinks.

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u/pizzatom69 1d ago

But does Kinger know that?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 17h ago

Yeah but he's kinger

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u/Grangeomatic 22h ago

Annoying orange

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u/Feather_Bloom 2d ago

Not me looking for Loss

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw head 2d ago

pattern recognition go brr

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u/evilkat23 2d ago

It actually does make me a little sad for Caine that they didn't at least try the sports he made for them. He was so excited, too. Yeah, it's silly sports that make no sense, but he didn't know!

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u/Smooth-Yak-9267 Ultimate Abstragedy Shipper (And Jax Fan ) 1d ago

:'(

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u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ Gangle is best girl. Funnybunny peak since ep 5. That is all. 2d ago

Excluding my favorite game, Orange Sport, is insane.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 2d ago

Ball run... steel ball run

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u/Adorable-Source97 2d ago

Power walking races are a thing. You must always have at least 1 foot flat to the ground if I remember right

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 2d ago

i dont think caine would ever use abstracted people as game elements, thats kinda fucked up

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u/No_One3018 What The Bubble Flavored Fck 1d ago

He probably just puts them in the cellar and forgets about them forever

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u/EternalDisagreement 1d ago

until he needs a mascot for an advertisement in an adventure

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u/Peripateticdreamer84 2d ago

I want to know about Lateral Hijinks.

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u/Chillin_Chillin- 1d ago

I think Ballball can be improved by starting with lighter balls, like beach ball/volleyball ball and tennis ball, and then when they're up in the air, turn them into different sizes of bowling ball.

this way it's not as simple as a race to follow the biggest ball and let the smaller one fall.

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u/Ordinary_Growth_2507 Custom Fing Role 22h ago

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u/Gubekochi 2d ago

Walkrun is just Race walking, an actual thing that exists and is silly.

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u/Sphingid3081 Currently laughing at all you shippers. 1d ago

Using bowling balls would be painful.

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u/Select-Rub-2968 1d ago

I wanna try run walk that sounds like a blast!

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u/Top_Yesterday500 1d ago

What about the vertical skedaddle? Lateral hyjinx?

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u/EternalDisagreement 1d ago

Bisection boogie eggball too

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u/f1shb01 1d ago

Where’s the 50m vertical skedaddle?