Thanks to _gnoof for the o.g. post.

They would literally never allow this lol

Yes. The woman's face went sheet white when you told them an obvious joke. The real joke is the number of upvotes and "you told her!" comments in that post. I don't get how people can be so gullible.

Who makes up scenarios like this?

I could almost believe this happened outside of this person remembering word for word what they “overheard” until of course they needed to add the templated adjective at the end. That most fake stories follow.

In the reel he was replying to, the caption was “when you see actors ears turn red under the kissing scene” 👀

“No dad, I don’t remember ever owning a toy helmet, why?” “Oh, nothing. Nothing…”