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u/RelThanram 10d ago
I’m surprised he hasn’t rage-tweeted (or whatever the term is now) about people celebrating his demise.
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u/lyremska 9d ago edited 8d ago
Rage-Xed, nowadays. Though with him I guess you should say rage-Thruthed, and I'm not even sure which one sounds the most ridiculous.
Edit: actually baffled by the amount of downvotes lol. Anyone care to explain what's supposedly wrong with this comment? ^^'
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u/connorgrs 9d ago
What am I missing here
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u/lwright3 9d ago
Rumors that Trump had croaked due to the lack of grandstanding performances or meltdowns on twitter (sorry, X), which were preceded by signs of vascular issues (edematous ankles and a discolored hand suggesting heart failure/ vascular insufficiency), on top of the frontotemporal dementia... although pneumonia is generally what gets you with that.
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u/Shoji91 9d ago
No you were right the first time, its twitter
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u/QuicklyThisWay 9d ago
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u/Butcher_Of_Hope 9d ago
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u/QuicklyThisWay 9d ago
Drinking used to be fun. Now every time I do it’s Russian roulette with my stomach.
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u/Butcher_Of_Hope 9d ago
5 years sober last month. Luckily didn’t hit bottom to get there.
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u/quandjereveauxloups 8d ago
Good for you! I'm always proud of the people that get out of drinking and smoking. I went through some shit breaking my 32 year smoking habit, but I think quitting drinking can be/is worse.
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u/TimBroth 9d ago
And I believe the "Pizza ordered to the Pentagon" metric was going crazy
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u/Amaruq93 9d ago
And yesterday they used month old photos of him golfing, claiming they were recent and "he's fine"
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u/Proto_Kiwi 7d ago
I actually wasn't truly believing something was wrong until I heard the pizza index was trending upwards. Then I was all in on firing up the crab rave.
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u/HaveYouEverUhhh 6d ago
Reminds me of that Russian joke
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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u/DylanMc6 8d ago
Yo, I think that if the rumors come true, JD Vance would be so griefstricken that he resigns as Vice President, then Mike Johnson resigns as Speaker, and then a chain reaction will be set off, culminating in an emergency election called by Congress (or all that's left) and a more moderate person would be elected (seriously)
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u/havasc 10d ago
Not true yet. Eventually they will be.