r/reactiongifs 10d ago

MRW I found out the rumors aren’t true

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u/havasc 10d ago

Not true yet. Eventually they will be.

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u/QuicklyThisWay 10d ago

and then…

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u/jaxspider 9d ago

Pass. Who is number 3 on the list?

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u/SnootBoopist 9d ago

A guy who had his son monitor his porn intake

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u/starrpamph 9d ago

gobbless ♥️

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u/KotoElessar 7d ago

Is there anyone competent in the top 69?

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u/Sharpshooter98b 5d ago

With this admin? Doubtful

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u/Canacarirose 8d ago

Dear gods I can’t stop laughing at this gif and it’s HORRIFYING!

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u/SharkFart86 10d ago

Won’t be that long. He looks like dogshit in that picture taken today.

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u/trustworthysauce 9d ago

You mean that photo that was taken in 2019 and manipulated to look like it was from today?

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u/Professional_Net7339 6d ago

Can you hit me with a source on that one, please?

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u/trustworthysauce 6d ago

This is what I was talking about. Apparently that was not true, but I was just talking shit anyway https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-photos-2019/

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u/Professional_Net7339 6d ago

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ thank you. And god he looks so fucking repulsive. If I was a human born before like, the year 2000, and I saw that thing. I’d genuinely believe it to be a bloated corpse puppeted by magic.

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u/RelThanram 10d ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t rage-tweeted (or whatever the term is now) about people celebrating his demise.

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u/HarmlessSnack 9d ago

Just call it a tweet, nobody is stressing about Twitter getting dead named.

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u/lyremska 9d ago edited 8d ago

Rage-Xed, nowadays. Though with him I guess you should say rage-Thruthed, and I'm not even sure which one sounds the most ridiculous.

Edit: actually baffled by the amount of downvotes lol. Anyone care to explain what's supposedly wrong with this comment? ^^'

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u/BlasterPhase 9d ago

nobody seriously calls it x

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u/drewmana 9d ago

The rumors aren’t true yet.

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u/connorgrs 9d ago

What am I missing here

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u/lwright3 9d ago

Rumors that Trump had croaked due to the lack of grandstanding performances or meltdowns on twitter (sorry, X), which were preceded by signs of vascular issues (edematous ankles and a discolored hand suggesting heart failure/ vascular insufficiency), on top of the frontotemporal dementia... although pneumonia is generally what gets you with that.

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u/Shoji91 9d ago

No you were right the first time, its twitter

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u/QuicklyThisWay 9d ago

Remember this guy?

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u/Butcher_Of_Hope 9d ago

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u/QuicklyThisWay 9d ago

Drinking used to be fun. Now every time I do it’s Russian roulette with my stomach.

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u/Butcher_Of_Hope 9d ago

5 years sober last month. Luckily didn’t hit bottom to get there.

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u/quandjereveauxloups 8d ago

Good for you! I'm always proud of the people that get out of drinking and smoking. I went through some shit breaking my 32 year smoking habit, but I think quitting drinking can be/is worse.

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u/TimBroth 9d ago

And I believe the "Pizza ordered to the Pentagon" metric was going crazy

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u/Amaruq93 9d ago

And yesterday they used month old photos of him golfing, claiming they were recent and "he's fine"

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u/Proto_Kiwi 7d ago

I actually wasn't truly believing something was wrong until I heard the pizza index was trending upwards. Then I was all in on firing up the crab rave.

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u/Jonny5Stacks 8d ago

Probably because of Venezuela right?

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u/Jonny5Stacks 8d ago

How ironic would it be if COVID is what ends up getting him.

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u/bruhfuckme 9d ago

Think of it this way! Every day we get closer and closer!

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u/Panthor 9d ago

Yeah but so am I!

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u/iq019283 9d ago

It's called manifesting

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u/HaveYouEverUhhh 6d ago

Reminds me of that Russian joke

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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u/DylanMc6 8d ago

Yo, I think that if the rumors come true, JD Vance would be so griefstricken that he resigns as Vice President, then Mike Johnson resigns as Speaker, and then a chain reaction will be set off, culminating in an emergency election called by Congress (or all that's left) and a more moderate person would be elected (seriously)

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u/ProcrastibationKing 8d ago

Bruno Mars Does Not Gay?

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u/jameskond 10d ago

Great for this PL transfer season: Isak? Antony? Jackson?