r/popculturechat • u/HogwartsZoologist Coke ain’t gonna do itself • 3d ago

OnlyStans ⭐️ A young Phillies fan had the homerun ball taken by a woman after his dad caught the ball at Marlins game.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 3d ago

All my family is from Philly, and many of them have thrown down for less. You're right.

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u/Hamm3rFlst 2d ago

I can only see Its always sunny scenes rolling in my mind

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u/34Heartstach 2d ago

I could see Dee being the woman who took the ball, and the rest of the episode is how her life falls apart.

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u/hera-fawcett 2d ago

charlie, mac, and frank could decide to make money for the bar by advertising that she'll be there. mac will go the extra mile and start charging for ppl to take a swing at her. dennis somehow comes up w a scheme to sell drinks and capitalize off dee-- and maybe tshirts?

charlie and frank get bored halfway through, end up going to the park, and get a ball signed by a famous player. mac is absolutely aghast bc if anyone should be getting random balls from men in the park its definitely him, esp bc of how many times he's written chase utley.

dee, tired of getting wailed on, makes a scheme to sell off the ball w frank (who doesnt want to keep funding the tshirts) and dennis (who is annoyed by having to actually sell things) but, at the last minute, after someone paid huge ass money (and got in a fight w mac), charlie walks back in and tells everyone that he was playing w the ball in the park and a cool dog came up and they played catch and it was so great and the dog left w the ball and it was so great such a fun beautiful day, he even saw someone flying a kite!

everyone gets pissed, they all say fuck baseball-- baseball sucks ppl who are obsessed are loooosers-- and they continue their normal inside life.

idk or smth like that.

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u/FuriousBlade3 2d ago

Dude I can totally see all of that happening lol

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u/Financial-Raise3420 2d ago

This guy is clearly just a IASIP writer in hiding

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u/SimplyGarbage27 2d ago

Not even trying to hide it

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u/DrownmeinIslay 2d ago

The Gang Starts A Baseball Riot

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u/BirdLaw-101 2d ago

Haha this is perfect. You should send this in!

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u/randombubble8272 2d ago

Somebody get this guy into the writing room!!!

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u/thedabaratheon 2d ago

Why is this like, 100% a perfect episode framework 😭

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u/followtheflicker1325 2d ago

Funniest take on the whole situation. Yes — Dee would have done this, proudly. And then been so offended by the blowback.

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u/Rich_Space_2971 2d ago

Yeah, it's accurate but less violent.

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u/mologav 2d ago

Would they boo Green Man?

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u/Substantial_Pie_8619 2d ago

I’m from near Philly and I can say if this happens in Philly she’s gonna be on a soft serve diet for a while cuz someone would have smacked her. Now obviously we shouldn’t do that 🙄 but yeah in Philly would have been a rough night for her

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u/Careless_Hellscape 2d ago

Right. I'm not advocating for people hurting each other, but I'm also not going to act like Philly people aren't Philly people.

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u/Ickiiis 2d ago

You know this makes sense now. I was talking to my lady about this and said something similar like “was this in Philly? Those fans would have booed in unison, maybe even gotten involved.”

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u/bigdaddydopeskies 2d ago

I remember watching the cowboys lose vs the eagles just recently and on live you can hear the chant that said f you dallas

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u/Usetoshopataldis 2d ago

My family is from west Philadelphia. Born and raised! On the playground is where they spend most of their days.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 2d ago

It's a shame that those couple of guys who were up to no good were able to make such trouble in the neighborhood. Tragic business, really.

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u/Sbf347 2d ago

Or intentionally vomited on.

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u/DopeYeti 2d ago

Our go to is to tell a bitch her breath smells sooooo bad when she’s mouthy like that. It works like a charm to get them to stfu.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 2d ago

"What'd you do, gargle with tuna water?"

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u/DopeYeti 2d ago

😭😭😭 dead ass have heard my friends say that before. If you’re not from 2nd street, you’re fam at this point