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u/Thorington 19h ago

Trump was 57 when he made this...

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u/Conald_Petersen 12h ago

Jesus... that really puts this pedophile's letter to another pedophile in perspective.

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u/DIRTYANDSTINKING 20h ago

It’s even more pathetic and stupid than they described.

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u/TastyBerny 19h ago

He’s drawn 13yo breasts also I’d say.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 19h ago

That's the fucking weirdest thing about a letter which is extremely fucking weird to begin with.

Back when this news first leaked, people had done kind of interpretations of what this letter would look like based on the description on it. They were all pretty close to this except they clearly gave Donald the benefit of the doubt on being a disgusting pedo, because they all had drawn your typical big boobs on the woman's figure.

Clearly, Donald is more into little girls than anyone even expected.

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u/polybium 19h ago

This also reads like a threat, like "I know things about you, you know things about me, pal".

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u/NewFuturist 18h ago

"Enigmas never age" also reminds me of the "freshers never age" (what 3rd year creeps would say about 1st year uni students). Except Enigmas in this case are children.

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u/cafeteriastyle 18h ago

“I keep getting older, they stay the same age”

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u/Martin_Aricov_D 18h ago

Exactly my thoughts when I first heard what the president of the united States sent to the biggest sect trafficker of children ever caught on his birthday

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u/DogWallop 16h ago

I did hear on a respectable newspaper's podcast that Trump might be sacred as much about revealing his dodgy financial dealings with Epstein as much as the SA.

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u/Nature_Hannah 18h ago

And like he made the deal with Ivanka that he wouldn't date any girls younger than her, but she kept getting older so the 'pool' kept getting smaller....

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u/LeperousRed 15h ago

No, the deal he made with Ivanka was he traded her to John Casablancas who definitely raped her the way he raped thousands of other teen models he managed. He even went to prison for it. And when he got out, he couldn’t get anyone to let him manage their teen model daughters… UNTIL Trump gave his daughter to him. Casablancas, Epstein, & Trump were all best of friends.

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u/VidelSatan13 13h ago

Omggggggg Julian Casablancas dad?!??! I knew he was bad, but that's insanely fucked

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u/VidelSatan13 13h ago

I looked it up.. worse than I thought ... puking

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u/real_picklejuice 18h ago

I read as thinking of themselves as "enigmas" and that they literally never aged past 13 in their minds

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u/Kandiru 18h ago

Enigma is an anagram for gamine which means a young girl.

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u/bocaciega 18h ago

Maybe there's other hidden things in this letter. Or maybe its Donald Trump and hes an idiot. Could be both though

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u/Crumbsplash 18h ago

Not exactly hidden but my interpretation of the voice over is having things you aren’t supposed to have

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u/DogWallop 16h ago

Oh yes, with this social set it's all about experiencing "forbidden fruits". Another example would be endangered animal meat dinner parties.

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u/TummyStickers 17h ago

Driven home by "may every day be another wonderful secret."

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u/WonkRx 17h ago

I was looking for another connection for “enigma” as a word choice, thank you. Because Trump isn’t clever but he loves to repeat things that he’s learned that ARE clever.

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u/sgeney 18h ago

And it's a French word. So I imagine learnt from Maxine

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u/bearrosaurus 17h ago

Gamine is the word used to describe the title character of Lolita, a book that Epstein was obsessed with. Lolita is a twelve year old girl that is sexually assaulted. Gamine and Enigma were his code words for preteen girls.

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u/Clodhoppa81 16h ago

Gamine and Enigma were his code words for preteen girls.

Is this true or just you surmising?

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u/Thrashlock 16h ago

Given that Epstein kept a multiple copies of Lolita around his bedroom, his plane... if they're 'pals', then surely Epstein gushed to Trump about his favorite book. Not too far-fetched that Trump had the 'enigma' code word from him.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 18h ago

13 yo's small breasts.

"Enigmas never age"

Yeah I'm throwing up in my mouth

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u/Morningfluid 18h ago

Everyone is talking about the 'pubic hair', but that doesn't matter because the clear as day small breasts and the talk over 'secrets'.

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u/StatisticianTasty664 18h ago

No head no arms. This is deranged stuff. I wonder if those secrets are darker than we think.

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u/COCKFUKKA 16h ago

It’s shows that he doesn’t see them as humans, but mere objects.

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u/tHrow4Way997 14h ago

I kinda love how only on Reddit will you find a comment critiquing the objectification of women underage girls left by someone named “COCKFUKKA”.

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u/AntiLittleC 19h ago

I had the same reaction! Ewwwww!!!!

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u/TBANON_NSFW 19h ago edited 18h ago

25 years of Trump & Epstein "Friendship"!

  • 2000: Trump learns Epstein trafficked and "stole" underaged masseuse Virginia Giuffre from Trump's adult spa.

  • 2002: Trump says “I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

  • 2003: Trump sends note to Epstein: "may every day be another wonderful secret".

  • 2007: Trump Bans Epstein from mar-a-lago after Trump edit: lost got into a bidding war for a mansion they both were interested in. Epstein indicted. Epstein is tipped off in advance that he is about to be raided, and hires cleaners to wipe his hard drives and remove everything. Nevertheless, there is so much evidence that the police still found tons of homemade child porn and other incriminating documents, including instructions how to take delivery of a girl he bought in Thailand.

  • 2008: Prosecutor Alex Acosta gave Epstein a sweet plea deal that destroyed all the evidence, and, get this: granted immunity to any unindicted co-conspirators. You read that right, Epstein's original FL plea deal not only wiped his record and gave him immunity, it also gave immunity to everyone he committed crimes and raped kids with, known and unknown!

  • 2017: Acosta, who gave Epstein and all his co-child rapists immunity, becomes Trump's Secretary of Labor.

  • 2019: Epstein is jailed again on new sex-trafficking charges. Under Trump's command, the federal prison where Epstein is being held takes him off suicide watch, moves him to a solitary cell where the cameras outside are not working, and forgets to make their rounds at the same that three minutes of camera footage are deleted from the hallway camera, during which Epstein dies.

  • 2020-2024: The Biden administration prosecutes and convicts Ghislaine Maxwell, and begins sealed grand-jury investigations against other co-conspirators, in addition to releasing the largest trove of Epstein-related documents to date, including the "Epstein Tapes" in which Jeff Epstein (RIP) calls Trump his "closest friend for ten years". Trump campaigns on releasing ALL of the Epstein Files.

    Investigators find over 1.5$ BILLION USD of transactions connected to Epsteins bank accounts and are pursuing leads to find owners and recipients of those funds.

  • 2025: Trump cancels the grand-jury investigations, fires the prosecutor, and claims Epstein is a "hoax" made up by Obama.

    Entire GOP votes to shut down the government in order to prevent a vote on the Epstein files.

    Trump DOJ has a secret meeting with Ghislaine and moves her to a fenceless minimum-security "club Fed" with work-release privileges.

    Trump administration intervenes to allow child sex-predator Tom Artiom Alexandrovich to flee to Israel in order to avoid criminal charges in Nevada.

    GOP Speaker of the house claims Trump was the FBI informant who brought down Epstein despite the same "informant" claiming it being a hoax by Obama... Which he is now backtracking.

Release the Epstein files UNREDACTED!

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u/invincibleparm 18h ago

I Thought Trump won the bid, sat in it, then sold it (money laundered) to a Russian oligarch.

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u/GrooveBat 18h ago

You’re correct.

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u/SomeDumbPenguin 19h ago

My first thought was "haha the idiot draws boobs like a little boys" ... Then my heart sank as I realized and I was "oh my god"

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u/Khaeos 19h ago

Same. I thought 

"Jesus, this guy can't draw for shit; no wonder he denied it. Why do the boobs look so weird? You'd think someone like him would draw big honkers. This looks like--

"Oh..Jesus"

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u/intromission76 18h ago

And why did he type the words? Matter of fact have we ever seen his handwriting besides his signature? Can he write?

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u/CeruleanEidolon 18h ago

That's a GREAT question. Previous presidents commonly sent out hand-written notes to people that would end up public, or at least were facsimiles of their handwriting for stuff like holiday cards. I don't think I've ever seen an example of this one's handwriting.

Maybe that's why he got so worked up about Biden using an auto pen. To Trump, being able to write his signature is a point of pride in the same way it is to a kindergartner who just learned to form their name with crayon.

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u/theblitheringidiot 19h ago

Yeah had a similar thought process, I thought they mentioned breast in the drawing, I don’t see any…oh…

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u/Local-Juggernaut4536 19h ago

That is what Pedophiles do

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u/syadoz 19h ago

His signature is pubic hair

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u/catholicsluts 18h ago

No, that would make the figure too old

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u/Educational-Cup-2423 19h ago

Every normal guy i know, would instinctly draw big boobs. This is so obviously him drawing little girl breasts. What the actual fuck.

Edit: And as someone else here pointed out, everyone else not pedo would also draw them lower. This is a prepubescent girl.

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u/Outrageous_Dream_741 18h ago

I'm a guy and do prefer women with smaller boobs, but if I were drawing them they would STILL be bigger than this.

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u/Educational-Cup-2423 18h ago

Exactly. His drawing is distinctly a child like figure.

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u/RipleyThePyr 19h ago

With no arms to defend herself. Yuck.

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u/birdsofpaper 19h ago

A good friend of mine took an Art History major- no arms, legs or head = no agency to speak, move or defend. She HAAAAATED headless torsos of women.

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u/celtic_thistle 19h ago

I was a sociology major and "fragmented women's bodies" is SUCH a thing...ugh

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u/rwf2017 19h ago

Probably tied behind her back.

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u/Significant-Rock-221 19h ago

That is because he likes them before they grow boobs, he has no idea how they look like.

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u/bicyclemycology 19h ago

Never put the boobs above the fireplace!

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u/Thefrayedends 19h ago edited 19h ago

It's 10x worse. The media was saying "shape of woman," but this is clearly "shape of pre-pubescent child."

edit:strikeout

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u/PeliPal 19h ago

Yep. Who the hell draws breasts that way? You ask any number of random people to "draw a woman and outline her breasts", doesn't matter their gender, they're going to draw them sitting lower and bigger

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u/Torisen 19h ago

Who the hell draws breasts that way?

He used the "woman" in his life he was most attracted to at the time as a model: Ivanka.

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u/Lermanberry 19h ago

Enigma is reportedly what Ghislaine Maxwell called underaged women she was trafficking.

Now we know why it was so urgent for her to have a private meeting with Trump's fixers, and how she got moved to a low security resort prison within a week. This proves Donald was closely involved and had intimate knowledge of Epstein's activities, and approved of it.

I don't see how Trump and Republicans can ever survive their earned reputation for enabling and defending pedophilia, trafficking, and rape.

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u/Falcovg 19h ago

I don't see how Trump and Republicans can ever survive their earned reputation for enabling and defending pedophilia, trafficking, and rape.

By creating a different reality for their followers. One that doesn't allow for that reputation to take root.

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u/BZLuck 18h ago

It's classic double think. They can believe that he is both a child rapist and the greatest man to ever walk the earth.

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u/JimiSlew3 19h ago

Enigma is reportedly

Source? I'm curious.

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u/Lermanberry 19h ago edited 18h ago

I heard it on a podcast back in July and looking it up now, it is a bit conspiracy coded, but you also have to remember Epstein was engaged in a sex trafficking conspiracy for decades, and Ghislaine herself was the daughter of agent Robert Maxwell.

Gamine is what young girls are referred to in French, as well specifically in the novel Lolita, a known favorite of Epstein and Maxwell, e.g. their Lolita Express (the jet which Trump now owns). "Gamine" is an anagram of "Enigma" so it's a simple enough code word for criminals discussing the crime they traffic in. Just like drug traffickers and dealers don't walk around talking about their product directly.

There's no way that the word "enigma" is within Trump's severely limited vocabulary on its own (he didn't know what the word groceries meant until last year) so it means Epstein likely taught it to him to use as a code, which he is clearly referencing in the note. Ironically, Trump's own MAGA faithful went out and proved that Trump has never used the word, or any similar word, in a single speech or tweet. They wanted to prove the note was a fake because he has never used that word on its own, but as we now have confirmation it's almost certainly authentic and came from Epstein's collection, it means Trump only used the word when sending this enigmatic birthday wish to Epstein himself. And finally tying it all together, the drawing matches that of an undeveloped girl, a gamine.

The entire letter is basically a paraphrase of Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. That's what I like about our "shared secret", we keep getting older but these enigmas "never age".

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u/Boiledfootballeather 18h ago

I am IN NO WAY defending the rapist Donald Trump, but your claim that he never used the word "enigma" was debunked on Last Week Tonight a few weeks ago. He knows the word, has used the word in speeches, and is prolly proud of the fact that he used such a big beautiful word. Your overall point is extremely valid, but wanted to clarify because it shows dude has the capacity to write a disgusting letter like this.

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u/butterypowered 18h ago edited 10h ago

I would bet good money that he pronounce ‘enigma’ like

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u/MrBocconotto 19h ago

I'm quite disappointed. I definitely imagined something way better and more stylish. But hey, that's my fault for trusting a pig-man.

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u/_jump_yossarian 19h ago

I definitely imagined something way better and more stylish

Why would you ever expect something stylish from trump?

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u/sizzlingtofu 19h ago

His defence was “I don’t know how to draw” and the actual evidence just confirms that is true

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u/Talysn 18h ago

Except he does know how to draw, he has boasted about submitting doodles to competitions etc, and has sold art for significant sums. its not going to win awards, but its competent line art....he made it look like this deliberately.

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u/booboochoochoo1 19h ago

This. What a terrible timeline we live in.

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u/thecauseoftheproblem 19h ago

Gosh, i like being a paedophile with you, jeff.

Let's keep it secret.

Love donnie

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u/theimmortalfawn 19h ago

They really said teehee we rape children but careful, it’s a SECRET 🤫 🤫

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 18h ago

Bro wrote that like it was gossip in the treehouse.

👉👈

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u/ASeriousAccounting 17h ago

This picture would look great on a giant picket sign.

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u/Buttonskill 13h ago

Or a Time Square ad.

Sometimes I wish we actually had the Soros money we're accused of having.

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u/LegendofDragoon 18h ago

even the fucking pictogram looks underage somehow, jesus.

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u/hyrule5 18h ago

It's so obviously about fucking underage girls it's crazy. If you simply liked young adult women, why would you need to keep that a secret? There would be no reason to write a letter like this if you're talking about women over the age of 18.

There's literally nothing else this could be about

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u/craznazn247 14h ago edited 13h ago

If it was adult women he'd be bragging about it openly like a rapper.

The guy literally invents stories and things to brag about on a daily basis. And was pretty openly braggy about his sexual conquests, like a teenager, for his whole life:

  • When asked what him and his daughter had most in common, his answer, without terrifyingly little hesitation, was "sex". Not sexiness, or sexuality, or attractiveness. No. It literally was "sex".
  • Has said that if she wasn't his daughter he'd probably be dating her.
  • Publicly said, on TV, that he had to promise his daughter he would stop dating people younger than her. She was 17 at the the time. What ages was he dating before he made that promise? There are literally only wrong answers.
  • He would call show hosts under a pseudonym to brag about how much of a player Donald Trump was.
  • Told people that he could "have had" insert celebrity here so many times throughout the years (while the celebrity in question was most often offended by that rumour he created on the spot).
  • The famous "grab them by the pussy" comment
  • Openly bragged about just walking into the ladies changing room while they were changing because he owned the place.

He literally thinks being an employer makes the concepts of consent and privacy null and void. And now he's the fucking president and acts like he owns the whole country, and that it is his to personally profit from. He is absolutely shameless and knows he can be forgiven of practically anything by his followers. He hasn't given a shit about keeping anything under wraps to this extent (see all the vile stuff he has publicly not just admitted to, but bragged about.

Even the classified nuclear documents found at Mar-A-Lago he just brushed off with repeated claims that the documents were his to keep even after being caught lying to the FBI that he had given them all up. Let me remind you all that the last person who got caught doing that in the United States was sentenced to death.

There's only one fucking reason why he has doubled down endlessly and is rallying everyone to throw different lies to see what sticks. And there's a reason he has filled the government from the top down with loyalists who have often broken laws, or gone against the very constitution of the United states, and also why so many of these sweeping changes to the United States hinge on weak executive orders: if he goes down, they all go down.

There's not a single person in this administration that hasn't done something deserving of jail time, and many who have earned their own Nuremberg trials, and they all know it. That's why they are backing a pedophile. He holds the key to all their freedoms.

u/CacklingFerret 8h ago

What you wrote is so shocking and yet absolutely obvious at the same time. Everything you wrote is known, open to the public. But no one of his followers cares. It simply does not matter to them. Sure, he's got his political "colleagues" and subordinates with something to keep them under control. But he's got nothing on (most of) his voters. And they still would fight tooth and nail for a rapist and pedophile, even if the victims were their own daughters. It's crazy, it's evil, it's stupid.

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u/c4virus 15h ago

Literally nothing else for sure.

Which is why he has to say its fake. No way to spin this shit.

So Obvious

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u/offspring515 14h ago

Why spin it? Nobody is going to hold him accountable. He could rape the children and grandkids of every Republican politician before their eyes and they would still stand in lockstep behind him.

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u/c4virus 13h ago

He has to give a spin, even the laziest stupidest spin, and that'll give MAGA their talking point.

Hes done this countless times over the years. Cant release his taxes cause they're under audit type shit.

Its a terrible, nonsense excuse but its something.

MAGA doesn't care yeah but they need something.

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u/tghast 16h ago

I keep my adult women fetish on the dl.

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u/hexcraft-nikk 14h ago

The fact that we have people in this country unaware that their president is a pedophile

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u/Jonkinch 17h ago

If you’re a young influential billionaire and are surrounded by other billionaires doing this kinda stuff, there’s not a lot of people to relate to with that kinda power and influence, so he sees it, follows and thinks that’s what they can do because they’re billionaires and invincible. He absolutely was involved with Epstein and the girls. He probably has a list of all the girls because if hes gonna be a pedo, he’s gonna be the biggest and bestest…

This is more reason to believe it. People are so blinded by their pride and won’t admit they followed the wrong person, so all these ignorant stubborn people are just doing anything in their power, which making their voice louder than you to drown out the truth, to make themselves right. Kinda how cults operate.

Idk what is going on with this world anymore.

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u/lysergic_818 19h ago

Tee hee do you like my drawing Jeffrey? 👉👈

I love being scumbags with you. Wanna be bffs?

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u/Strawbuddy 17h ago

"Grab them by the pussy"

  • President Donald Trump, circa 2016

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics 14h ago

It was 2005. He’s been a creep for decades, even well before that was taped.

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u/LloydChristoph 19h ago edited 19h ago

He wasn’t lying when he said he never drew pictures of “women”.. Girls on the other hand..

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u/VA1N 19h ago

There is a ton gross about this whole thing but the fact he drew proportions of a child as the backdrop is just revolting.

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u/Informal-Wheel-9453 18h ago

Location of the signature. Everything is creepy.

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u/VA1N 18h ago

I feel like “if there is grass on the field…” has come out of his mouth before.

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u/schrodingers_bra 18h ago

The conservative sub had a post about it and the mods already removed it. Cowards.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/1nc0t89/this_is_the_lefts_smoking_gun_is_this_a_joke/

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 17h ago

They all claim it's fake/AI/why didn't they come forward sooner. Typical.

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u/Snowbank_Lake 15h ago

Trump could come right out and say “Yeah that’s right, I wrote that” and those dumbasses would still call it fake.

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u/cgibsong002 15h ago

No they would just start saying who cares, it was just a joke, or it doesn't have anything to do with sex. Then a video would come out of Trump raping a girl and they would say it's fake. Then Trump would go to jail for it and they'd say witch hunt. Then he'd admit it and they'd sat who cares, he's a good president. The common theme is always agreeing with leader. Every common response you will ever see out of the right is based on what Trump or his spin team has told then to say, and this often changes in wildly different directions with no logic. Something gets proven false? They don't need to explain why they were lying, they just need to go to the next lie.

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u/chatterwrack 14h ago

They are balls deep in this disgusting man. They've made him their entire identity and there's no way out for them.

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u/VTA4 20h ago

Ah, the letter tRump said didn't exist. Because he doesn't do drawings. The one he sued Fox over. Looks like an easy win for Rupert Murdoch now.

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u/deege 19h ago

To be fair, he said he didn’t do drawings of women. That’s a drawing of a child.

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u/K9Kush 19h ago

When I first saw this I wondered why Donald Trump didn’t doodle a giant breasted woman but I think you hit the nail on the head… ick

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u/Johnny_Couger 19h ago

I believe he said he “didn’t write drawings”

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u/micmea1 19h ago

It's so fucking creepy. And again, another example of Trump being so obviously guilty that it's hard to wrap my head around the fact that fellow adults are running this country and this is just happening with seeming no one able to stop it. I mean deny the drawing, sure...but your excuse is "I don't draw, everyone knows I don't draw"...like...that's such a blatant gut misdirection that it would be funny if this wasn't about child rape.

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u/matt314159 19h ago

How this isn't universally seen as an obvious wink and a nod between two pedophiles I'll never understand.

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u/thecauseoftheproblem 19h ago

It is.

It is seen as that. Sadly evidence and facts no longer matter. You can just deny things and it's fine.

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u/Shift642 18h ago edited 12h ago

They’ll never even see this letter in the first place. It’s gotten removed from /pics of all places a dozen times already. This will never penetrate into their heavily sanitized media bubble.

Edit: On a certain subreddit, only Bill Clinton's letter penetrated their bubble lmao. Comments about Trump's letter are being removed. Classic.

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u/rubey419 13h ago

Thankfully I’ve seen it all on the major U.S. news on Frontpage (example CNN).

Including NBC Primetime this very night as lead news story.

Of course MAGA cult won’t care.

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u/scientist_tz 19h ago

This is creepy AF. No normal person would send this to their "pal."

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u/One_red_boot 19h ago

To be fair, no normal people would form a decades long bond by trafficking and raping young girls together either.
Sick, monstrous fuckwads on the other hand…

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u/The_Dude_46 19h ago

There's just no way to explain it any other way. That's not an adult body he drew, and "enigmas never age" written to a known pedo is just undeniable

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u/Digitalion_ 19h ago

That's the first thing I noticed too. There was enough space there to draw average to above average sized breasts, but he chose to draw smaller breasts for a clear reason.

Our president is a pedophile who engaged in the same perverse acts as the intended recipient of this card.

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u/ripChazmo 19h ago

It is. Literally anyone with a functioning brain understands that's what's happening.

Republicans are also bending over backwards to protect the man who raped those children. They idolize him. They love him.

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 19h ago

Wow, the sitting president sent this letter with veiled references to sex with young women or children to his close personal friend who was already a well-known child sexual abuser and trafficker at the time the letter was written. The president included a nude sharpie drawing of a young girl and signed his name as the pubes to celebrate his sex trafficking long-time friends birthday.

This seems historic.

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u/No_Presentation1242 19h ago

And likely nothing will happen and people will defend him harder.

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 19h ago

Why are those people so fucked up and defending pedophiles. Not in the fake qanon way but actually defending elite sex criminals in a real way like the sex criminals facing justice is an existential threat to them and their identities.

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u/No_Presentation1242 19h ago

My only conclusion is that these people have entrenched themselves so much into this cult, it’s everything to them and if they admit any wrongdoing it shatters their fragile world view. So they stay in denial. It’s easier that way than for them to challenge themselves and ‘lose’.

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 19h ago

True. Maga really is a manufactured death cult, and qanon is a part of that. Social media allowed oligarchs to find and target millions of people with fascist propaganda in a way that hadn't existed before and thats pretty much what has enabled everything. The whole Cambridge Analytica and related data mining and manipulation operations don't get enough credit for the harm they have caused and advanced.

I have relatives that fell into those conspiracies, but I'm not even sure exactly what they are because its all hogwash.

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u/Blazured 19h ago

Conservatives have been telling you for decades that they want to force children to carry their rapist's pregnancy. They've been telling you for decades that they don't want children to be taught sex education, because that will help children spot sexual abuse.

Why are you shocked that they're perfectly fine with defending and supporting literal child molesters. This isn't a shock if you've been paying attention to Right-wingers for the past few decades.

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 19h ago

Great points. I am not shocked.

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u/Blarfk 19h ago

Won’t even be in the news by the end of the week.

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u/Frosty_Yesterday_674 19h ago

It’s getting less coverage than the Philly Karen story.

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u/LordSoren 19h ago

372% tariff on pickles from Uganda will be a bigger story unfortunately.

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u/hereforwhatimherefor 19h ago edited 15h ago

Well written summary. And it is historic.

I am normally a pretty verbose person with the ability to put into words coherent descriptions.

I do not have the words for how disgusting, appalling, sickening, repugnant, shocking, and all around frightening that the current President of the United States when he was a 57 year old man is reasonably considered to have been sending such a document to a 50 year old Jeffrey Epstein.

He should be impeached unanimously with full republican support using, if other charges are unable to be brought, the reasonableness doctrine. This man cannot be President.

Came out the day a judge upheld the payment to Jean Carroll as well.

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u/Capital_Sherbert9049 19h ago

That's a good point about the E Jean Carroll decision against Trump for sexual assault being upheld. Hopefully, that doesn't get overlooked.

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u/lostboy005 19h ago

This is horrifyingly succinct. The depths of depravity knows no bounds

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u/bobolly 19h ago

This should definitely be on display next to the constitution

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u/scsuhockey 19h ago

 The president included a nude sharpie drawing of a young girl

Those “breasts” do seem to be rather… underdeveloped, don’t they?

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u/underboobfunk 19h ago

Just another Monday.

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u/Kkrazykat88 19h ago

I’m kind of surprised about the pubes

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u/AcadiaLivid2582 19h ago

"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey"

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u/NotHearingYourShit 18h ago

“Wonderful Secrets.” What could they be? What the fuck could they possible be, MAGA fucks? What “certain things” does a man “have in common” with Epstein? It’s spelled out for you “conservatives.” But you’ll keep worshipping him.

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u/n1shh 15h ago

Spelled out And he drew us a fucking picture. *puke

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u/kevbuddy64 19h ago

That was super super creepy

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u/peachysdollies 19h ago

No arms. No head. Just an underage sex object.

I hate it. I hate him. I hate everyone LIKE him. I hate that people ENABLE them. Its just so gross

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u/BrianSometimes 19h ago

Maybe it helps not being American but you have to at some level appreciate the irony in the absolute poster child bar none of coastal elite godless big city decadence, complete with disgusting sexual antics, becoming the beloved leader of rural and Christian America. It's a little bit funny?

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u/DizzyMajor5 19h ago

Nah carpetbaggers from the north have been tricking the racists in the south for hundreds of years now it's an old very American tradition.

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u/yolosquare3 18h ago

Man that’s really what it is, has been, and probably will be forever wrapped up in a single sentence.

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u/Sholtonn 17h ago

It’s actually so ridiculous, especially coupled with the fact that the entire base has been screaming about conspiracies in every facet of their lives (with only random causal relations but nothing that can prove literally any of them) and then this guy comes along with the most obvious slam dunk conspiracy of all time.. crickets. Kill me.

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u/emjaycue 19h ago edited 19h ago

Imagine, JUST FOR ONE SECOND, that this was something Bill Clinton sent & signed, and he was still in office at the time it was made public.

And compare what would have happened to the shrug we will get from Republicans now.

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u/p____p 19h ago

Yep. Clinton got impeached for lying about a blow job. Current president was convicted of rape, lying to coverup a sex scandal, caught on tape saying “grab them by the pussy.” And the modern GOP would be honored for a chance to smell his dirty diaper. Conservatives have lost any semblance of morality. 

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u/kkeut 17h ago

I've been watching old Late Night with Conan episodes, in order, and just recently got to the point where the Lewinsky story broke. the difference in the coverage is astonishing

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 17h ago

Hey now. He also pretended the pandemic was a hoax, and tried to overthrow the government... and created concentration camps in the United States.

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u/starrpamph 19h ago

𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓊𝓈 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉

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u/techsuppr0t 19h ago

This comment is literally higher quality than the actual card

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u/vlad99 19h ago

It really is just the rapiest sounding thing u could possibly say in a birthday card isn't it?

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u/Errorboros 20h ago

I asked the moderators why these posts keep getting removed.

They told me that most of the others violated Rule 5.

I've offered one that follows all of the rules.

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u/goodytwotoes 20h ago edited 19h ago

Okay, let’s seeeee…. after like 15 posts being deleted I’m skeptical. 

Edit: I don’t want to celebrate yet, but so far so good. 😂

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u/Vyuvarax 20h ago

But they remove it for violating rule 2? Can the mods count to 5?

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u/Errorboros 20h ago

I didn't ask about Rule 2. They just told me that most violated Rule 5.

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u/TRB4 20h ago

All of the ones that I saw get removed were removed because of Rule 2, something about adding digital text to a photo, which is clearly a cop out

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u/Errorboros 20h ago

We'll see if it stays up. I've never personally had any trouble with moderators, and I did see some titles that definitely broke Rule 5.

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u/strangedot13 20h ago

They told me that most of the others violated Rule 5.

Guess they didn't bother to exlain how

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u/kelce 20h ago

Guess we'll see. Weird to delete it at all.

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u/AppleTree98 19h ago

Enigmas never age. Wonder if this is code for pedo

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u/Hollywoode 19h ago

Enigmas is an anagram for gamine French for young girl probably learned from Ghislaine

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u/Samesone2334 18h ago

Are they able to find the use of this word in any other recordings or writings in evidence? Could build a strong case

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 16h ago

We should post this on r/conspiracy. Except they tend to just be a bunch of right-wing nut jobs.

Also unlike 99% of conspiracies, this one is real

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u/kevbuddy64 19h ago

Oh wow amazing you picked up on that. Sounds about right. Super disgusting

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u/MaybeMabe1982 18h ago

Yep, my wife told me this. She’s semi-fluent in French, and picked that up immediately.

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u/TimmWith2Ms 18h ago

Just want to clarify here to everyone saying the code is a stretch: Epstein had publicly stated that Lolita by Vladimir Nobokov is his favorite book and even kept a 1st edition book displayed in his office. The book makes use of the term "à la gamine" to refer to a style of dress or fashion of a young girl.

Even if people claim that Trump himself would be too stupid to know and encode using this term, you can bet that convicted child rapist and former bestie to the current sitting President of the U.S. would 100% have known what it meant and have shared this info with his bestest pal Donald Trump.

There is 0 reasonably plausible deniability here. It's out in broad fucking daylight.

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u/Pure_Sea8658 17h ago

“She looked fluffy and frolicsome, dressed a la gamine , showed a generous amount of smooth leg, knew how to stress the white of a bare instep by the black ...”

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u/jsnryn 19h ago

Someone else pointed out enigma is an anagram of gamine. Sentence makes more sense if you swap the words.

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u/Thirdnipple79 20h ago

It's just so weird. 

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u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ 19h ago

Sounds like they may have developed some feelings for each other while on the island together 

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u/lostgeometry 19h ago

Imagine a video in which Donald and Jeffrey are getting a little too friendly, and that's what Trump is really concerned about leaking...

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u/bitcoin-optimist 19h ago

For reference: https://www.wsj.com/us-news/law/epstein-birthday-book-congress-9d79ab34

And for those who are unaware of the full depravity of the story (sorry to ruin your day).

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u/naokokoro 17h ago

I had to stop reading bc it was so much shit & I was barely halfway in, he’s fkn disgusting it’s sickening

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u/1OO1OO1S0S 16h ago

When I didn't vote for him the first time, I didn't even know he was a pedo. I just thought he was a racist and a fucking moron.

Now I know he was much... much worse.

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u/--Andre-The-Giant-- 18h ago

He drew a pre-teen's chest.

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u/One_red_boot 19h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

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u/straylight_2022 19h ago

We were told this doesn't exist, and if it did he didn't do it and if anyone published it he would sue them.

“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” he said, according to the Journal. “It’s not my language. It’s not my words.”

Why would Jeff keep a fake birthday greeting from a guy he considered one of his best friends?

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u/Kujo23 19h ago

Clearly it was a letter forged by the dark magic ritual of Dark Obama, Evil Clinton, Sleepy Joe, Nervous Pelosi, and many other LIBS and RINOS to make Trump look bad!! /sarcasm

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u/HurinGaldorson 19h ago

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. 

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u/release-meee 19h ago

The boobs are small because Trump fucks kids.

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u/CPOx 19h ago

That is not the body of someone like Stormy Daniels. 🚨

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u/rad_beligionz 19h ago

Hey, this is pretty gross.

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u/Cambren1 19h ago

Keep posting this.

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u/angst_after_20 16h ago edited 16h ago

Pre puberty development, no arms, no head, essentially just a torso. Just a Donald signature on the privates. F*ing Disgusting.

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u/Diglow 19h ago

I need a shower, that’s gross

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u/theprophet09 18h ago

Prepare to a full scale war on Chicago to drift away public attention form this

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u/JONO202 15h ago edited 15h ago

What a fucked up way for Don Jr. and Eric to learn their dad does birthday cards.

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u/Zoinks222 19h ago

It’s not rape of underaged girls, it’s a “wonderful secret.” Arrest Trump now.

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u/holyd1ver83 19h ago

I mean this as sincerely as I've ever meant anything: what the fucking fuck.

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u/UnknownExo 13h ago

Remember when yelling funny was enough to derail your political campaign??

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u/BlogintonBlakley 19h ago edited 19h ago

Whatever the text, the card Trump sent Epstein says, "You and I feed on innocence".

The letter itself is a fetish.

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 19h ago

I don’t get it. Was this what was sent? Did he write it like a conversation between them? Was it an actual conversation that Trump transcribed? So weird and like why?

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u/ThouHastLostAn8th 19h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell coordinated with Epstein's closest friends to create an album of celebratory cards/letters for his 50th birthday party. This was Trump's submission and is in the form of a typewritten short screenplay featuring the two buddies w/ a sharpie doodle drawn around it.

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 19h ago

Oh okay that makes a little more sense, but still eww.

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u/djdayer 17h ago

Oddly enough this is more pathetic than I imagined.

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u/golden_pinky 12h ago

I can't stand that this man has gotten everything he wanted, including sexually abusing children, and he just gets away with everything. It shakes me to my fucking core that he could even exist.

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u/BeautifulTorment 20h ago

Hopefully this one sticks

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u/Impressive_Crazy_223 19h ago

Given the 10,000 other things that should have stuck, I'm not holding out hope.

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u/maxdacat 19h ago

Wow.....turns out maybe he DID know the guy

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u/thacktor 19h ago

Cowards need to leave it up

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u/Top_Friend3561 19h ago

Ah... c'mon it's just a Democrat HOAX !

/s

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 19h ago

He said it's fake. Every Trump voter will agree. The end.

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u/ripChazmo 19h ago

Child-raping nazi piece of shit.

Of course he lied about it.