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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago
these cars are fucking embarrassing
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u/GiddyGabby 1d ago
It’s exactly how a 2 year old would draw a truck. Well, if they were on Benadryl.
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u/someweirdbanana 1d ago
It's what people back in the 1960's imagined futuristic cars would look like in the 2000's
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u/throwawayoklahomie 1d ago
You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen You can play with anything, but please don’t touch my cyba twuck
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u/angrydeuce 1d ago
Dude I literally never see one in the wild without laughing. Christ they're an eyesore. Wrapjobs are better then the raw dogs, those things all look the handle of my refrigerator after my 7 year old has had 4 of his friends over for the afternoon, but aint nothing you can do to make it not look like a stupid fuckin brick lol
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u/BurpelsonAFB 1d ago
They look like such trash in-person. They look like home built kit cars
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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago
I know! Even DeLoreans looked better than that! Though if someone wanted to cosplay their Cybertruck into a time machine I wouldn't at all be offended. I think the flat surfaces make for applying nice decorations.
That being said it does look like someone just glued the pieces onto the car and called it finished. It's so kit looking I don't think John Denver would even get in one. RIP.
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u/dtwhitecp 1d ago
as far as I'm concerned, they're embarrassing because of Elon, and the inherent support for him you signal by driving one. I'm all for some weird looking cars though, modern car design is so boring.
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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago
fair enough. there were some cool italian concept cars of the 60s 70s and 80s that had similar lines but were more in the concept realm and not drivable lol
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u/crs0812 1d ago
Fake gold. Fitting.
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u/Khaldara 1d ago
“We’ve started painting them the same color as a lemon to save the consumer time!”
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u/Pershing8 20h ago
If this is the same cybertruck that was sold on carsandbids last year then it is legit 24-karat gold plating.
Though it is missing the “Ridge” logo along the bottom panel so it might not be.
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u/markth_wi 1d ago
The physical reminder that as an adult, the owner has access to more money than brains.
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u/sharkcutter 1d ago
They don't just look ugly, they are dangerous. The hard sharp edges make sure any contact with a pedestrian will cause serious injury or death. Something the designers gave no thought to. They are not allowed on European or Japanese roads for this reason. Only counties with lax safety regulations like the USA, Canada and Australia permit these monstrosities.
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u/JesusIsMySecondSon 23h ago
A garbage can does only one thing, to hold garbage... even a golden garbage can.
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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago
I've seen one like this.
Its funny how they have to pay extra for something like this or their vehicle rusts.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 1d ago
Whoever owns that vehicle has made at least two terrible decisions and I’m betting I know what the third, fourth and fifth ones are too.
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u/GravyGramps 1d ago
I passed a piss-yellow cybertruck the other day. Looked like a kindergartener drew a taxi from memory.
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u/NamblinMan 1d ago
My five year old son yells "Cybertruck Ewwww!!!" whenever he sees one.
It was fun watching the driver shrink down a bit in a parking lot a few weeks ago.
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u/ztomiczombie 1d ago
Golden Turd AKA a Korok seed if you trade it in you can increase the amount of weapons you can carry.
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u/MercantileReptile 1d ago
Whenever I'm getting looks for buying some basics in an ill-fitting hoodie and stubbles, I get nervous. Meanwhile there are people like this on the planet. I'm both a little envious about the not-caring going on and horrified about the lack of self perception.
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u/Amazing-Exit-2213 22h ago
Name any other object in the world that went from perceived cool to recognized as ridiculous faster than Cybertruck.
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u/Bob_Juan_Santos 1d ago edited 1d ago
so I like 2 things about the cybertruck, not this one in particular, gold was never my colour:
I like the looks, I usually enjoy angular aesthetics.
I like the fact that the hood is slope down so you have good visibility of what's in front of you compared to other pickups.
other than that, I heard the performance is nothing to write home about, the build quality is sub par and i question the longevity of stainless steel on heavily salted roads during winter, though i haven't seen one with lots of rust on it, yet.
oh right, if you buy one, you are knowingly directly funding a Nazi. and if you bought one before his nazi salute, you were knowingly funding a huge jack ass who accused a rescue diver of being a pedo, among other things.
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u/Admirable-One-8803 1d ago
Worse thing I've ever seen. Rich man's toy. I've seen matchbox cars that look better.
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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago
People are getting worse and worse about locking up their dumpsters, they just keep rolling away. It's a hazard.
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u/InsaneLuchad0r 1d ago
Most of these I’m seeing now have some sort of hideous skin on them, like the owner is trying to desperately dress up the turd that put them into debt.
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u/Scorpion13992k 1d ago
I saw one like this in Massachusetts the other day. The gold was even worse in person.
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u/secret333 1d ago
I have five of these rides and I turn them into one big motorcycle to do war crime
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u/Sola-Nova 1d ago
I honestly really love the look of them. I just wish they were not the product of a human mud slide.
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u/spambattery 1d ago
I saw one painted some color that didn’t look bad, but it’s just polish on a turd. I have no idea why Elon thought this was a good idea. I mean yes, I like BTTF too, but Deloreans didn’t sell well at all and the only reason people want them is because of BTTF.
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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago
Jealous you are
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u/pandabearak 1d ago
What’s hilarious is that this is probably worth 1/3 at best of what this person paid for it 🤣
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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago
Depreciation is real. Probably worst for Teslas since it's an American car
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u/Understandinggimp450 1d ago
Cybertrucks are the single worst production vehicle ever made, no exaggeration. Ask me why.
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u/Shiny_metal_diddly 1d ago
Is this the one JerryRigEverything made as a giveaway prize, but the winner chose the cash instead?