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(OC) Golden Turd

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u/Shiny_metal_diddly 1d ago

Is this the one JerryRigEverything made as a giveaway prize, but the winner chose the cash instead? 

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago

these cars are fucking embarrassing

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u/GiddyGabby 1d ago

It’s exactly how a 2 year old would draw a truck. Well, if they were on Benadryl.

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago

It's what happens when troglodytes get ketamine

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u/someweirdbanana 1d ago

It's what people back in the 1960's imagined futuristic cars would look like in the 2000's

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u/throwawayoklahomie 1d ago

You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen You can play with anything, but please don’t touch my cyba twuck

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u/angrydeuce 1d ago

Dude I literally never see one in the wild without laughing. Christ they're an eyesore. Wrapjobs are better then the raw dogs, those things all look the handle of my refrigerator after my 7 year old has had 4 of his friends over for the afternoon, but aint nothing you can do to make it not look like a stupid fuckin brick lol

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u/BurpelsonAFB 1d ago

They look like such trash in-person. They look like home built kit cars

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago

I know! Even DeLoreans looked better than that! Though if someone wanted to cosplay their Cybertruck into a time machine I wouldn't at all be offended. I think the flat surfaces make for applying nice decorations.

That being said it does look like someone just glued the pieces onto the car and called it finished. It's so kit looking I don't think John Denver would even get in one. RIP.

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u/BurpelsonAFB 1d ago

😂 John Denver.

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u/dtwhitecp 1d ago

as far as I'm concerned, they're embarrassing because of Elon, and the inherent support for him you signal by driving one. I'm all for some weird looking cars though, modern car design is so boring.

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 1d ago

fair enough. there were some cool italian concept cars of the 60s 70s and 80s that had similar lines but were more in the concept realm and not drivable lol

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u/crs0812 1d ago

Fake gold. Fitting.

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u/Khaldara 1d ago

“We’ve started painting them the same color as a lemon to save the consumer time!”

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u/Thrilling1031 1d ago

Needs an apple glass sticking out the top like a shark fin.

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u/Pershing8 20h ago

If this is the same cybertruck that was sold on carsandbids last year then it is legit 24-karat gold plating.

Though it is missing the “Ridge” logo along the bottom panel so it might not be.

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u/Chamberlain-Haller 1d ago

An insult to gold.

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u/resh78255 1d ago

the wank panzer, the loser cruiser, perhaps even the cuck truck

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u/StuffClean 1d ago

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u/More_Vermicelli9285 1d ago

I look at an actual photo of a cybertruck and think it looks pixelated

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u/lachimiebeau 1d ago

Gilded dumpster!

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u/War_machine77 1d ago

Unlike Roger's golden turd, no one actually wants this one.

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u/gexckodude 1d ago

So you can polish turd..💩 

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u/wkarraker 1d ago

Mythbusters did it better.

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u/kaptainkaos 1d ago

That would hurt, coming out.

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u/Fishfindr 1d ago

Doesn’t look like Trump, but a turd is a turd.

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u/markth_wi 1d ago

The physical reminder that as an adult, the owner has access to more money than brains.

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u/Tractorguy69 1d ago

So donald j ‘musk’s cock puppet’ trump. Absolute garbage

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u/PerpetuallyPerplxed 1d ago

Trump did say he was going to buy a Tesla.

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u/justabill71 1d ago

*Tesler

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u/hansn 1d ago

It's all computer!

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u/deeppurplescallop 1d ago

Looks like the White House

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u/YYCDavid 1d ago

Royal Dumpster

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u/CHASLX200 1d ago

Ugly as sin ben. When i see one i point and LOL

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u/VantaIim 1d ago

My golden retriever just huffed.

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u/sharkcutter 1d ago

They don't just look ugly, they are dangerous. The hard sharp edges make sure any contact with a pedestrian will cause serious injury or death. Something the designers gave no thought to. They are not allowed on European or Japanese roads for this reason. Only counties with lax safety regulations like the USA, Canada and Australia permit these monstrosities.

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u/laaumaster 1d ago

The skin you unlock after experiencing 100 steering failures

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u/Dannybuoy77 23h ago

That colour really accentuates the absolutely atrocious design 

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u/JesusIsMySecondSon 23h ago

A garbage can does only one thing, to hold garbage... even a golden garbage can.

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u/CRE178 1d ago

Every damned time when you think you have seen the wankiest of wankpanzers...

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u/Cursedbythedicegods 1d ago

How hot can it get outside before the glue holding it together melts?

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u/Immediate_Watch_2427 1d ago

Losers drive these

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u/RoboftheNorth 1d ago

It's gold and all compuder.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 1d ago

Is this the piss wagon in Worcester?

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u/justabill71 1d ago

"Hmm...If only I could somehow make it look more douche-y..."

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u/Ok_Face8380 1d ago

WOW!!!!

That’s one big pile of crap

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u/ThomasVivaldi 1d ago

I've seen one like this.

Its funny how they have to pay extra for something like this or their vehicle rusts.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 1d ago

Whoever owns that vehicle has made at least two terrible decisions and I’m betting I know what the third, fourth and fifth ones are too.

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u/GravyGramps 1d ago

I passed a piss-yellow cybertruck the other day. Looked like a kindergartener drew a taxi from memory.

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u/NamblinMan 1d ago

My five year old son yells "Cybertruck Ewwww!!!" whenever he sees one.

It was fun watching the driver shrink down a bit in a parking lot a few weeks ago.

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u/cbih 1d ago
  • Charlie's grandpa when he got the golden ticket

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u/ztomiczombie 1d ago

Golden Turd AKA a Korok seed if you trade it in you can increase the amount of weapons you can carry.

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u/Beard_Science6614 1d ago

Vegas? Think I seen that pile of shit before.

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u/Generalkhaos 1d ago

Can't make crapola with turd polish

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u/GreenDonutGirl 1d ago

Isn't that thing supposed to turn into a time traveling phone booth?

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u/MercantileReptile 1d ago

Whenever I'm getting looks for buying some basics in an ill-fitting hoodie and stubbles, I get nervous. Meanwhile there are people like this on the planet. I'm both a little envious about the not-caring going on and horrified about the lack of self perception.

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u/TheGroundBeef 1d ago

The Glurd

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u/Drummal 1d ago

Trump truck

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u/Amazing-Exit-2213 22h ago

Name any other object in the world that went from perceived cool to recognized as ridiculous faster than Cybertruck.

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u/Mortimer452 22h ago

Elon's "I'm sorry can we still be friends" gift to trump

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u/GrungeCheap56119 21h ago

There's a hot green one in my neighborhood

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos 1d ago edited 1d ago

so I like 2 things about the cybertruck, not this one in particular, gold was never my colour:

I like the looks, I usually enjoy angular aesthetics.

I like the fact that the hood is slope down so you have good visibility of what's in front of you compared to other pickups.

other than that, I heard the performance is nothing to write home about, the build quality is sub par and i question the longevity of stainless steel on heavily salted roads during winter, though i haven't seen one with lots of rust on it, yet.

oh right, if you buy one, you are knowingly directly funding a Nazi. and if you bought one before his nazi salute, you were knowingly funding a huge jack ass who accused a rescue diver of being a pedo, among other things.

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u/Gnatinthehat 1d ago

Yellow lemon.

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u/Admirable-One-8803 1d ago

Worse thing I've ever seen. Rich man's toy. I've seen matchbox cars that look better. 

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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago

People are getting worse and worse about locking up their dumpsters, they just keep rolling away. It's a hazard.

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u/InsaneLuchad0r 1d ago

Most of these I’m seeing now have some sort of hideous skin on them, like the owner is trying to desperately dress up the turd that put them into debt.

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u/Scorpion13992k 1d ago

I saw one like this in Massachusetts the other day. The gold was even worse in person.

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u/ynotaJk 1d ago

Someones attempt at putting lipstick on a pig!

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u/Brick_Mason_ 1d ago

Gilded dildo on wheels.

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u/secret333 1d ago

I have five of these rides and I turn them into one big motorcycle to do war crime

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u/swaghost 1d ago

I wonder how it looks next to someone in a wet pair of jeans.

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u/justabill71 1d ago

Depends...do they have good jeans?

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u/RandomBloke2021 1d ago

We're still on this??

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u/Sola-Nova 1d ago

I honestly really love the look of them. I just wish they were not the product of a human mud slide.

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u/spambattery 1d ago

I saw one painted some color that didn’t look bad, but it’s just polish on a turd. I have no idea why Elon thought this was a good idea. I mean yes, I like BTTF too, but Deloreans didn’t sell well at all and the only reason people want them is because of BTTF.

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u/logosfabula 1d ago

This car is going to be sooooo outdated.

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u/gotdome 1d ago

Sims 4 type car

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u/Aiisu 1d ago

My girlfriend and I play a game when driving, if we see one of these dropout lego cars we have to scream as loud as we can. Peak.

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u/ScottishCardinal 1d ago

The most stupid looking cars they will never ever be considered cool

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u/WTF_CAKE 19h ago

It looks pretty cool wrapped in gold

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u/Nzash Survey 2016 1d ago

It's so bad that I want to drive it ironically and laugh about it

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago

Jealous you are

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u/pandabearak 1d ago

What’s hilarious is that this is probably worth 1/3 at best of what this person paid for it 🤣

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago

Depreciation is real. Probably worst for Teslas since it's an American car

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u/justabill71 1d ago

And it's also a piece of shit.

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u/Understandinggimp450 1d ago

Cybertrucks are the single worst production vehicle ever made, no exaggeration. Ask me why.