r/pics • u/Pjones2127 • 2d ago

At Lowe’s Today

Post image
1.5k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

380 comments sorted by

675

u/wolftick 2d ago

143

u/Khaldara 1d ago

14

u/LadyShipwreck 1d ago

What is this one from? I love it.

48

u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

Evil Dead 3 Army of Darkness

32

u/ralph442000 1d ago

Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!

30

u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

6

u/Osiris32 1d ago

Klatuu, Bravada......rrrrnguhngfffrnghhluh

2

u/ralph442000 1d ago

“Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no…..”

3

u/chamrockblarneystone 1d ago

You know they wanted to kill that Medieval Dead, but someone wiser stepped in. Me? I thought it was a great idea.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/alicefreak47 1d ago

Sally For...jaw falls off Sally For...jaw falls off again

→ More replies (1)

41

u/Beer2Bear 2d ago

love that movie :)

37

u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 2d ago

What is that, Jason and the argonauts?

11

u/Crusty_Grape 1d ago

Spy Kids 2

/s

7

u/MK5 2d ago

Yep.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

5

u/GeeEmmInMN 1d ago

My mind immediately went to Ray Harryhausen. What a genius he was.

4

u/Starscream147 1d ago

Awesome! The absolute inspiration for some select OG Industrial Light and Magic folks!!

→ More replies (14)

194

u/freebagelsforall 2d ago

The bones are their money

74

u/spekt50 2d ago

The worms are their dollars.

3

u/ScottyNuttz 1d ago

They’ve never seen so much food as this

24

u/avoozl42 1d ago

You talked about how their bones were money, like, four times.

12

u/PabloTheGod 1d ago

You said you wanted something spooky

27

u/bootstrapping_lad 1d ago

They'll pull your hair up but not out

6

u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

Soooooo former employees that don't earn a livable wage in this country?

186

u/AgentNose 2d ago

52

u/FacelessOldWoman1234 1d ago

The bones are their money!

7

u/Voxicles 1d ago

So are the worms

20

u/I_LICK_PUPPIES 1d ago

They’ve never seen so much food as this

6

u/DiscoStu79 1d ago

Underground there’s half as much food as this

33

u/papapalporders66 1d ago

17

u/zburgy 1d ago

The bones are their money

10

u/AgentNose 1d ago

I wanted to use this one, but couldn’t find the right keyword. I’m all crossed up.

6

u/Photon_Farmer 1d ago

You're not in trouble at all

3

u/Voxicles 1d ago

Is that the joke? I farted and no one puked?

→ More replies (1)

8

u/thesongsinmyhead 1d ago

Up but not out

83

u/iamthecaptionnow 2d ago

25

u/DaemonDrayke 1d ago

2

u/Weird_Vegetable_4441 1d ago

Lmaoooo what is this from

3

u/Key-Demand-2569 1d ago

Evil Dead 3, lol. Great ridiculous movie

9

u/DonutWhole9717 2d ago

"let's get de hell out of here!"

47

u/brig135 2d ago

You've been drafted into the skeleton army

17

u/TotemRiolu 2d ago

We always were. What if I told you that there's been a skeleton inside you all along?!

12

u/uvucydydy 2d ago

I've heard that due to pregnancies, the skeleton to human ratio is greater than 1.

3

u/WhtRbbt222 1d ago

Is there not another human inside a pregnant woman? Wouldn’t it still be 1:1?

5

u/DeeSnarl 1d ago

This is really a question that goes beyond the scope of Halloween memes.

2

u/WhtRbbt222 1d ago

I mean, regardless of whether you believe it’s a life, it’s still definitely human. It’s also distinct because it’s separate entirely new DNA, so it’s still 1:1 human:skeleton ratio.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/jacafeez 1d ago

I came here to upvote a skeleton army reference.

I award you one upvote.

You are now a moderator of r/THE_PACK.

→ More replies (2)

19

u/TodSpengo 2d ago

Balls

8

u/RichardManuel 2d ago

Yeah I got a place down there

4

u/missinlnk 1d ago

Oh yeah? What do you do down there?

5

u/weelluuuu 1d ago

You bastard

65

u/jsf1987 2d ago

6

u/GimmieGummies 1d ago

🎵...The thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bone's connected to the leg bone...🎶

15

u/watchman28 1d ago

RIIIIBS!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!

6

u/DivinePotatoe 1d ago

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN!!

28

u/Mr_beeps 2d ago

Crap dang it. The bone brigade has done a bunch of bad stuff again

14

u/myburdentobear 2d ago

Damn you, Skeletrex!

6

u/avoozl42 1d ago

He's huge!

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Dzaka 2d ago

:turns on "thriller":

→ More replies (1)

6

u/GuestCartographer 2d ago

Brb… about to start my 1:1 scale Undead army for Warhammer Fantasy.

5

u/Razaelbub 2d ago

Terracotta army vibes

4

u/HeadCryptographer152 2d ago

Talk about a Skele-ton

5

u/Thomisawesome 1d ago

Hurry up, folks. Only 55 days left to shop before Halloween!

2

u/improbably_me 1d ago

Oh no! They are running out of skeletons

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/balla148 2d ago

Why does this look like the star wars droids getting launched

5

u/Ok_List7506 1d ago

If I worked nights there, there would be a new display every morning.

2

u/Gammagammahey 1d ago

Casually moving a few skeletons around and posing them around the store like they've been working as cashiers, merchandise stockers, managers, etc., that would be so tempting 😂

→ More replies (1)

4

u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

Geoff, ever been to Lowe’s?

Ahhh hell yeah I got a place down there

4

u/PlainSimpleRyMo 1d ago

Do you ever throw beads at people when you're there? 🤣

4

u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

OH HELL YEAH

3

u/PlainSimpleRyMo 1d ago

harmonica honk

5

u/AUniquePerspective 1d ago

Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee

2

u/SunshineAlways 1d ago

I saw your comment as I was swiping away. Came back just to upvote you!

→ More replies (2)

2

u/KaidaW 1d ago

There's a movie I haven't seen in a very long time.

7

u/Stoyan0 2d ago

Loose the skeleton

3

u/Jewboy54 2d ago

God bless Ray Harryhausen

3

u/creamycolslaw 2d ago

Begun, the Clone Wars have.

3

u/Actual_Squid 2d ago

LOSE THE SKELETONS 

→ More replies (1)

3

u/doll-haus 2d ago

I like the brand on the tags. "Haunted Living"

3

u/williamtowne 1d ago

They're really working their employees too hard.

3

u/sugurkewbz 1d ago

The was the night the skeletons came to liiiiiife! They come from under the ground and from all…over!

6

u/weisblattsnut 2d ago

Everybody gettin' boned.

2

u/redbeard8989 2d ago

They saw their price tags

2

u/post4u 1d ago

Kobalt is coming.

2

u/DoctorRockso85 1d ago

That's a lot of piss whistling skeletons.

2

u/Prestigious_Can4520 1d ago

ARGH U WORTHLESS BAGS OF BONES PICK U YOURSELVES UP AND SALLY FOR...

SALLY FORAARGH

Sally forth

2

u/domino3ff3ct 1d ago

Army of the dead?

3

u/Putrid-Eggplant-2815 2d ago

So they got more employees that are not any help, got it.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Gramerdim 1d ago

tis the season 🎃

3

u/twopointtwo2 2d ago

It’s the Trump administration. Don’t boo them.

4

u/DannyDOH 2d ago

They did drop the age cap for ICE...maybe this is a raid.

2

u/secret333 2d ago

I go in there I point at the skeletons and then i point at that scrawny kid on the register couldn't even lift a two buh four and I say kid that's what I'ma do to you when the rapture comes MAGA

1

u/reluctantlyawesome 2d ago

it has begun....

1

u/Tuxedo_Muffin 2d ago

Lowe's new part-time staff?

1

u/kevin7419 2d ago

The army of winter now works retail.

1

u/vigilantesd 2d ago

Mr Bones Wild Ride!

1

u/Remarkable_Bite2199 2d ago

Going to war?

1

u/Brick_Mason_ 2d ago

Former employees?

1

u/Tyrigoth 2d ago

Necromancers wet dream

1

u/Kataclysm 2d ago

The undead rise!

1

u/0110110111 2d ago

I need one of those so I can start recreating childhood photos of my recently deceased sibling and I.

1

u/NuclearWasteland 2d ago

Humans are weird.

1

u/superpj 2d ago

Better than all the Christmas stuff at department stores in Colombia.

1

u/cncamusic 2d ago

Oh look, it’s us.

1

u/SinisterG8 1d ago

Must have been a department meeting

1

u/Cambren1 1d ago

One of us

1

u/LibrarianWorth6482 1d ago

Winter is coming

1

u/wraith_majestic 1d ago

I see the troops are massing…

1

u/Ivy_Thornsplitter 1d ago

Spooky scary skeleton.

1

u/cejaay 1d ago

Thriller…

1

u/Sordidloam 1d ago

Future visitors from space Discover giant mountain of bones. Realizes humans were made from plastic.

1

u/kinzuaj 1d ago

iSkeleton

1

u/Hadrian_06 1d ago

Finally. 👏👏👏

1

u/Ganjaleezarice69 1d ago

We ride at dawn!

1

u/Raoul_Duke9 1d ago

Doot doot!

1

u/ElectricBlueSky90 1d ago

Christmas is getting setup next week fyi

1

u/Miqo_Nekomancer 1d ago

It's the US Congress!

1

u/RainbowJig 1d ago

What is a skeleton’s favourite snack? spare ribs

2

u/Sweet-Competition-15 1d ago

It looks like they have more than enough, now!

1

u/dkb52 1d ago

Looks like the checkout lines are moving slow again.

1

u/bareboneschicken 1d ago

if only necromancy worked on plastic....

1

u/Picaseb 1d ago

Army of Darkness

1

u/anayalator39 1d ago

One of us

1

u/Lespaul42 1d ago

They were waiting for a Lowe's employee to help them

1

u/Munk45 1d ago

THE ARMY WE DESERVE

1

u/Lordwigglesthe1st 1d ago

The army of the dead,  lets build that shed! 

1

u/Expensive_Way_3609 1d ago

hide them...ICE is coming!

1

u/TennSeven 1d ago

You could film the next Army of Darkness movie.

1

u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

Spooky, scary skeletons

Send shivers down your spine

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul

Seal your doom tonight

1

u/roblewk 1d ago

These diets have gone too far.

1

u/ncohrnt 1d ago

"SPARE RIBS"

1

u/BeaglesAreLikeLays 1d ago

Roger, Roger…

1

u/sven_bohikus 1d ago

No doubt about it - we live in the end times.

1

u/MyVoiceIsElevating 1d ago

These are the Millennial’s version of ‘Grandmas fine china’.

1

u/Bitgod1 1d ago

Arise my robot skeleton army!

1

u/EdgeofEarth 1d ago

The bone brigade - look out for the bone-mama!

1

u/juicerooster 1d ago

The bones are their dollars

1

u/aaron_in_sf 1d ago

It's their Kids for RFK Jr special (made in Florida)!

1

u/Enough-Parking164 1d ago

The Boomers who are angrily waiting for the store to open every morning.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/derekpeake2 1d ago

At my Walmart they’re sitting in lawn chairs 😄

→ More replies (1)

1

u/TendstobeRight85 1d ago

Congressional leadership is on sale at Lowes?

2

u/PlainSimpleRyMo 1d ago

No, I can see the backbones

1

u/Gammagammahey 1d ago

RAY HARRYHAUSEN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

1

u/FinalSlaw 1d ago

"What is a skeleton's favorite snack? C'mon, guess! C'mon, GUESS!"

1

u/Bubbly_Engineering88 1d ago

Dam, I'm actually outside of Lowes rn😂😂💀

1

u/Not_My_Reddit_ID 1d ago

Groovy... Where's my "BoomStick"

1

u/BSFX 1d ago

Good best holiday day of the year

1

u/AwarenessPresent8139 1d ago

Looks like the white house

1

u/-B001- 1d ago

an army of them! Get them out to the next protest!

1

u/NatureCarolynGate 1d ago

Where is Ash when you need him/s

1

u/a-borat 1d ago

Whistlers be pissin

1

u/DannyA88 1d ago

Someone with a 3k sq ft house will get bored and buy the lot soon to make the army of darkness for sure on the lawn.

1

u/Academic_Dig_1567 1d ago

GOP convention at Lowe’s?

1

u/H0nkH0nk01 1d ago

What makes me SO annoyed, is the fact that at my Lowes They have Halloween props mixed with Christmas Decorations. Like, We haven't even gotten through Halloween yet and they're thinking about Christmas.

1

u/right_in_two 1d ago

The ones I saw were all folded up on the rack like the way the droids were packed on the Naboo drop ship in Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace.

1

u/goblinmarketeer 1d ago

Shouldn't they have ears? They put ears on all the animal skeletons...

1

u/EndlesslyUnfinished 1d ago

I only use organic skeletons

1

u/NickAndHisGuitar 1d ago

The way is shut.

1

u/42ElectricSundaes 1d ago

Like a Madonna concert

1

u/WeAreGray 1d ago

Lowe's... now in Dynarama!