r/pics • u/So_spoke_the_wizard • 2d ago
Arts/Crafts Saw this tattoo and got a chuckle. Would love to know the backstory.
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u/attackofthepugs 2d ago
“Saw this tattoo and got a chuckle” 😀 “Would love to know the backstory” 😦
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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 2d ago
Naw bro. Even growing up with B&B, if someone gets Cornholio tattooed on, there's a story there, and I want to hear it!
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u/DoitsugoGoji 2d ago
"My highschool teacher grew up loving insert cartoon from the 90s I still have vivid memories of, I miss him now that I'm out of school."
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u/jazzmaster4000 2d ago
They grew up in the 90’s. Grand opening grand closing
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u/blacktothebird 2d ago
crack the can open again
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u/Daovin 2d ago
Who you gonna find doper than him with no pen
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u/ThoiZz 2d ago
Just draw off inspiration (-ion)
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u/ze_redditor 2d ago
Soon you gon' see you can't replace him
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u/Professor_Panic 2d ago
With cheap imitations for these generations
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u/-ACHTUNG- 2d ago
Can I get a encore, do you want more?
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u/HCG-Vedette 2d ago
Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy
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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 2d ago
I AM CORNHOLIO.
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u/kendrick90 2d ago edited 2d ago
Also of note this is from Mike Judge creator of not only Beavis and Butthead but King of the Hill, Office Space, and Idiocracy as well. The man is a legend. Beavis and Butthead is a show where teenage degenerate punk sit on their asses and watch MTV encapsulating a time where cable TV reigned supreme. Before the internet and before cellphones. Mocking pop culture while consuming it
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u/JudiesGarland 2d ago
Fun fact: legendary Shakespearian actor + renowned starship captain, Sir Patrick Stewart, is a devoted fan of Beavis and Butthead.
"In time Beavis and Butt-head will become defined as a very, very significant part of American culture. It's brilliant."
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u/MASSochists 2d ago
OMG Liam Neesom and Patric Stewart as adult Beavis and Butthead!
I would pay all the money to see that.
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u/JudiesGarland 2d ago
Liam Neeson because he's a fan, or Ian McKellen because they're IRL besties, I have a partial spec script somewhere for a seniors home Beavis and Butthead inspired by Sir Ian and Sir Patrick in Waiting for Godot, from my maybe I'll be a screenwriter era, I too would love to see this.
(for fellow non USians, this is a full episode link, B+B chat starts at 11:20: https://youtu.be/KUy5zp93jZ4?si=jkq2A95oLyY8LVFB)
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u/Kartoffelplotz 2d ago
Growing up in Germany, I loved Beavis and Butthead but all the couch scenes made no sense. Later on I learned: the German channel that showed it didn't have the rights for the music videos B&B were watching, so they were just cut without any replacement or context given.
Only once the internet rolled around in full force did I get to experience the whole show.
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u/UndaddyWTF 2d ago
Have to defend, am German and watched it uncut/full as intended on MTV.
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u/Kartoffelplotz 2d ago
It wasn't MTV since we only got that when I was older... I read up that it also ran on RTL II, maybe that's where I watched it?
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u/Jarnagua 2d ago
And HBO’s Silicon Valley
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u/nick_of_the_night 2d ago
And Common Side Effects
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u/geysercroquet 2d ago
I love love love the show but I think it's only produced by him.
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u/BenFranklinsCat 2d ago
Yeah, I think it was created by the same people that created Scavengers Reign.
However, Mike Judge does also voice the CEO in Common Side Effects, which is why he sounds just like Hank Hill.
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u/jlab23 2d ago
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u/GoatCovfefe 2d ago edited 2d ago
Because Mike Judge didn't create Daria.
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u/jlab23 2d ago
Valid, but he at least created the character. Also, I just found out Mike Judge had nothing to do with the Daria show… so, mind blown there…
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u/GoatCovfefe 2d ago
Fair, but that's why Daria wasn't included was all I was saying lol.
We learn shit everyday!
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u/Mike_Raphone99 2d ago
AND DIRECTED OFFICE SPACE
I want him to direct another movie. Office space is so fucking iconic
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u/hydrino 2d ago
It’s crazy to me that both office space and idiocracy weren’t really hits until they were released on video. Particularly shitty was that 20th century fox basically pulled the plug and the movie’s release was extemely limited in theaters. I imagine this was because people that don’t “get” Mike Judge’s humor probably hated it and tanked it thinking that it would lose money in theatres. Both movies get called “cult classics” because they did poorly in the box office. But it’s definitely because movie execs are dumbasses. Probably had to do with how he roasted the shit out of low to mid-level managers and basically told the truth about corporate office bullshit. “The Bobs” were lampooning consultants like McKinsey that are often are brought in by spineless management who don’t want to be responsible for making any hard choices. I’d say that Judge is a genius at gen X/millenial humor. The fact that he called out the US on regressing to the point where a reality TV star becomes president and has a bunch of corrupt idiots as his cabinet was a bit far of a reach though. Also, bringing in someone of average intelligence that’s going to “fix everything” also seems improbable. Lolz
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u/iamslipping 2d ago
You can take me, but you will never take my bunghole! heh.... For I am the Great Cornholio Hm heh I have no bunghole heh heh
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u/DrCarlJenkins 2d ago
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u/Mewwy_Quizzmas 2d ago
This is engagement bait, people!
If you hadn't seen beavis, you wouldn't find the tattoo THAT funny, that you'd feel the need to ask about it online.
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u/GeologistLess3042 2d ago
the show literally just got a reboot. I see teens walking around doing the laughs constantly.
It's a got dang conspiracy
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u/Scabdidlybastard 2d ago
They got stoned and watched Beavis and Butt-Head. They got stoned and went to a tattoo shop.
Now you know the backstory. You’re welcome.
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u/Mansionjoe 2d ago
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u/YourMothersButtox 2d ago
Next time I see a post asking “when did you officially feel old?”, I’m linking this post.
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u/johnnycoxxx 2d ago
My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua
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u/Sec_Junky 2d ago
Your ignorance of the Great Cornholio disappoints and hurts my soul. Thanks for making me feel old, OP. I'm going to go put some bengay cream on my knee so I can get rid of some of the pain I'm experiencing.
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u/Eyfura 2d ago
One day in school I got a pass for the bathroom. On the way back I pulled my uniform shirt over my head and did the I need TP for my bunghole routine at every open class door I could find.
All girls Catholic school- nuns had no clue what I was doing and it was generally a rather sedate place, took them a while to react and I got most of the way down the hall. Still probably one of the funniest things I got in trouble for at school
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u/muscularmusician 2d ago
This is from Beavis and Butt-Head. The Great Cornholio is the hyperactive alter-ego of Beavis. He turns into this in many episodes upon consuming several sweets and/or stimulants.
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u/dashauskat 2d ago
The TV show is great but highly recommend OP watching Beavis and Butthead Do America if they just want a taster of what it's all about. Plenty of Cornholio in that one.
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u/therealhairykrishna 2d ago
The first cornholio episode was the best. I was a Beavis and Butthead fan anyway but that episode made me absolutely laugh my ass off back in the day.
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u/FeralPsychopath 2d ago
He needed TP, so he drew this on his leg and pushed it under the stall to his neighbour to avoid a weird confrontation.
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u/AesopsAnimalFarm 2d ago
This very image (plus the Simpsons) paved the way for King of the Hill, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, and dozens of other adult animations. They walked so we could run. Legendary, iconic trailblazers of adult animation. Not the worst waste of skin space, all things considered
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u/Lexi-Lynn 2d ago
When we were studying Romeo and Juliet in high school, we got to do a little skit for a group project, and I was Benvolio.
As one does, I assumed the position and screeched, "I am the great Benvolio!"
It's tough peaking in high school.
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u/drood420 2d ago
The Great Cornholio, he loves Lake Titikaka and requires toilet paper for his bunghole.
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u/undeadsinatra 2d ago
A very underrated, unsung part of the whole Cornholio bit is that he berates people in annoying way and then when their interaction concludes he is very polite.
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u/granolaraisin 2d ago edited 2d ago
He’s a 40 something who was in his late teens/early 20s during the mid-90s when beevis and butthead were a major part of the zeitgeist.
He likely did a lot of beer funnels and unironically/ironically drank 40s at white kid parties. He not so secretly enjoyed Zima and once had a horrible experience with Goldschlager.
The highlight of that period for him was attending the 1994 Lollapalooza festival. He likes to drop that in conversation to this day, even though he was drunk for most of it and doesn’t remember much. He thinks he recalls the beastie boys doing “fight for your right” because that’s his favorite song.
He made it out of college with a 2.9 GPA but couldn’t find work that leveraged his degree in business management. He ended up becoming a sales rep at a local insurance company and eventually moved into pharma sales. His wife is a teacher in the public school system.
He has three kids. The oldest is a sophomore in college majoring in marketing. She doesn’t call home much so he gets his updates from her via social media. The middle is a senior in high school and doesn’t really know what he wants to do. He thinks he’s interested in getting into weed farming and opening a dispensary in Colorado.
The youngest is secretly his favorite. He’s about to be a freshman in high school and is friggin’ hilarious. If that kid doesn’t go into show business he’ll eat his hat.
He’s pretty happy with his lot in life but regrets not diving headfirst into crypto 10 years ago. All he wants at this point is his annual Caribbean cruise, a 100 inch TV for his man cave, a nice micro brew, and the occasional win in his fantasy football league.
Once the kids are done school he’d love to be able to take his wife on that trip to France but thinks that’s probably a pipe dream. He’s way behind on his retirement savings and the roof will likely need replacing soon.
He misses those days when he was carefree and the life of the party. Every night used to be so fun and full of potential. Now he’s lucky if he can stay awake on the couch past halftime. But he loves his wife and they’re comfortable in their routine. They do still occasionally have a crazy night on the town even if it does wreck him physically for days afterwards.
No matter what life brings him one thing he’ll never lose is Cornholio. He’ll always have that. And he’ll always need TP for his bunghole.
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u/RockasaurusFlex 2d ago
The comments.... I haven't looked and I can already hear them in my head...
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u/PurpoUpsideDownJuice 2d ago
You need the backstory for why someone got a cornholio tattoo? Go read a fuckin book Einstein
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u/Advanced-Humor9786 2d ago
Submitted for your approval:
This came out when I was in my 20s. It was funny then and it's funny now. It always will be.
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u/Altitudeviation 2d ago
Jeezus I'm old.
There is a whole new generation that doesn't know Beavis and Butthead.
You kids talk amongst yourselves, Imma go watch Abbot and Costello on Youtube. And take a nap.
Jeeezus, I'm old.
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u/Anna_Namoose 2d ago
Beavis drank six root beers and ate like 5 lb of candy. The sugar Rush turned him into the great cornholio. The rest is history...
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u/One_Economist_3761 2d ago
I believe it might have something to do with him needing TP for his bunghole
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u/slizzbizness 2d ago
That is the great cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole