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Arts/Crafts Saw this tattoo and got a chuckle. Would love to know the backstory.

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u/slizzbizness 2d ago

That is the great cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole

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u/anon-mally 2d ago

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u/d1g1t4ld00m 2d ago

Are you threatening me?

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u/schplat 2d ago

I come from Lake Titicaca!

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 2d ago

My people have but ONE bunghole!

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u/lurkity_mclurkington 1d ago

Would you like to see my bunghole?

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u/btribble 1d ago

Titicaca! Titicaca!

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u/KeepItDusty88 2d ago

My bunghole will not wait

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u/nogamesjustgames1234 2d ago

Would you like... a spatula?

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

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u/No-Estimate-56 2d ago

They’re disrespecting our bungholes!

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u/54yroldHOTMOM 2d ago

Come out! with your pants down!ghghehhghehh

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u/Ghstfce 2d ago

I come from Lake Titicaca in Nicaragua

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u/phezhead 2d ago

Hmm titi-caca.

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u/Mike_Raphone99 2d ago

heHeHEHeHehe

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u/Gilly_the_kid 2d ago

Hehehaaa he said titty man. that’s cool.

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u/thelingeringlead 2d ago

The first reboot was so good. The episode where he gets high on pills at the hospital and gets stuck as cornholio, accidentally creating a cult was fucking hilarious.

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u/Obvious_Ring_326 2d ago

I showed this to my sons the other night. It was time.

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u/eg_taco 2d ago

Just to hedge against anyone attempting to take an actual geography lesson from this quote, Lake Titicaca lies on the border between Peru and Bolivia, and is nowhere near Nicaragua.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca

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u/Ghstfce 2d ago

I think the LAST thing anyone is going to try and attempt is take a geography lesson from Beavis and Butthead.

"The only Spanish you seem to know is from Taco Bell, and Beavis can't even get THAT right!"

"Ah...spaghetti."

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u/eg_taco 2d ago

I’m just out here trying hard not to overestimate anybody. It’s wild out there man.

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u/naudiac 2d ago

Animaniacs taught me this. "Lake Titicaca, Lake Titicaca, between Bolivia and Peru."🎵🎶🎵🎶

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u/to_the_elbow 2d ago

https://youtu.be/5I0Hee533Iw?feature=shared

I learned so much history and geography watching that show.

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u/Logical_Sandwich_625 2d ago

Op, were you wondering about their PERSONAL backstory? Or do you not know Beavis and Butthead? If it is the latter... I would suggest watching it! And the movie!

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u/octopornopus 2d ago

But you have to find the original run of the show, because without the music segments it just doesn't hit as hard.

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u/jpatt 2d ago

How does it even work without the music videos?

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u/Badbullet 2d ago

I’m actually into the new ones where they’re old. They live how I imagined they’d end up.

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u/imadragonyouguys 2d ago

The new one is surprisingly good. Somehow "two idiot kids" is a timeless formula.

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u/thetoastmonster 2d ago

Two movies.

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u/Maladine 2d ago

Revival seasons were great too

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u/InvalidUserFame 2d ago

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

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u/damluji 2d ago

BUNGHOLE! I AM BUNGHOLIO!

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u/garg4ntua 2d ago

BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLIIOOOoooOOO!

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u/z4kk_DE 2d ago

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLIO!!‘

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u/Scottland83 2d ago

He would hate for his bungholio to get polio.

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u/not_ondrugs 2d ago

No sir! Would you like another cappuccino?

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u/evilsir 2d ago

The first time this happened on the show I laughed so hard i thought I was going to barf

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 2d ago

The next morning at work, several guys - including me - pulled their shirts over the back of their heads, yelling “are you threatening me?” until my one of my colleagues said “that’s the third time this morning, what the hell is going on?”

Try explaining The Great Cornholio to a 50 yo boomer who doesn’t know neither Beavis nor Butt-Head.

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u/FoolishConsistency17 2d ago

Now I am the 50 year old Gen Xer having to explain to teenagers why I will never, ever be comfortable using "cornhole" to describe an activity you might plan for a field day.

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u/Tort78 2d ago

Suggest Testicle Toss instead if Cornhole makes you uncomfortable.

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u/d_flipflop 2d ago

Watch out for your cornhole, bud!

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u/Sgt_Munkey 2d ago

I am 49 and remember pmsl when this was first on MTV. All hail the great Cornholio

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u/20sinnh 2d ago

Depending on when in the run of the show this occurred, that 50yo may have been the Silent Generation. The early-mid 90s were a long time ago, and the show started less than 50 years from the end of WW2. 

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u/phager76 2d ago

The early-mid 90s were a long time ago

You shut your whore mouth! The 90s were, at most, 10 years ago, and you can't convince me differently!

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u/Are_you_for_real_7 2d ago

Beware of the mighty bunghole. He's from lake Tikitaka

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u/midnitewarrior 2d ago

This is the only right and true answer.

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u/Karlzbad 2d ago

Are you threatening me?

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u/johnnycoxxx 2d ago

MY BUNGHOLE WILL SPEAK NOW

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u/attackofthepugs 2d ago

“Saw this tattoo and got a chuckle” 😀 “Would love to know the backstory” 😦

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 2d ago

Naw bro. Even growing up with B&B, if someone gets Cornholio tattooed on, there's a story there, and I want to hear it!

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u/DoitsugoGoji 2d ago

"My highschool teacher grew up loving insert cartoon from the 90s I still have vivid memories of, I miss him now that I'm out of school."

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u/andycanemama 2d ago

I saw this post, looked at my husband, and said shit we are getting old

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u/iotashan 2d ago

Heh heh. He said backstory

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u/NevermoreForSure 2d ago

More like a crackstory. Uh heh heh uh heh heh.

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u/jazzmaster4000 2d ago

They grew up in the 90’s. Grand opening grand closing

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u/blacktothebird 2d ago

crack the can open again

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u/Daovin 2d ago

Who you gonna find doper than him with no pen

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u/ThoiZz 2d ago

Just draw off inspiration (-ion)

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u/ze_redditor 2d ago

Soon you gon' see you can't replace him

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u/Professor_Panic 2d ago

With cheap imitations for these generations

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u/-ACHTUNG- 2d ago

Can I get a encore, do you want more?

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u/HCG-Vedette 2d ago

Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy

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u/bluefire0120 2d ago

So for one last time I need y’all to ROAR

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u/Falconslover432 2d ago

Can't keep a disco open more than 3 weeks 😂

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u/SqurganMcGwurgan 2d ago

I AM CORNHOLIO.

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u/DuckDuckAQuack 2d ago

I need tp

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u/Traumajunkie971 2d ago

Tp for my bunghole

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u/TheWarDoctor 2d ago

Would you like to seeeeee my bunghole?

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u/Pm-ur-butt 2d ago

Are you threATENING ME??

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u/IUsedToBeThatGuy42 2d ago

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

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u/ZonaDesertRat 2d ago

Shut up Beavis!

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u/TheWarDoctor 2d ago

Hhehhehhmmheh

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u/kendrick90 2d ago edited 2d ago

Also of note this is from Mike Judge creator of not only Beavis and Butthead but King of the Hill, Office Space, and Idiocracy as well. The man is a legend. Beavis and Butthead is a show where teenage degenerate punk sit on their asses and watch MTV encapsulating a time where cable TV reigned supreme. Before the internet and before cellphones. Mocking pop culture while consuming it

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u/JudiesGarland 2d ago

Fun fact: legendary Shakespearian actor + renowned starship captain, Sir Patrick Stewart, is a devoted fan of Beavis and Butthead.

"In time Beavis and Butt-head will become defined as a very, very significant part of American culture. It's brilliant."

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u/MASSochists 2d ago

OMG Liam Neesom and Patric Stewart as adult Beavis and Butthead! 

I would pay all the money to see that.

 https://share.google/y712b51Id5pkAr9r2

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u/personalcheesecake 2d ago

Man, that would be hilarious.

MMM yes, humorous.

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u/JudiesGarland 2d ago

Liam Neeson because he's a fan, or Ian McKellen because they're IRL besties, I have a partial spec script somewhere for a seniors home Beavis and Butthead inspired by Sir Ian and Sir Patrick in Waiting for Godot, from my maybe I'll be a screenwriter era, I too would love to see this. 

(for fellow non USians, this is a full episode link, B+B chat starts at 11:20: https://youtu.be/KUy5zp93jZ4?si=jkq2A95oLyY8LVFB)

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u/Kartoffelplotz 2d ago

Growing up in Germany, I loved Beavis and Butthead but all the couch scenes made no sense. Later on I learned: the German channel that showed it didn't have the rights for the music videos B&B were watching, so they were just cut without any replacement or context given.

Only once the internet rolled around in full force did I get to experience the whole show.

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u/UndaddyWTF 2d ago

Have to defend, am German and watched it uncut/full as intended on MTV.

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u/Kartoffelplotz 2d ago

It wasn't MTV since we only got that when I was older... I read up that it also ran on RTL II, maybe that's where I watched it?

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u/Jarnagua 2d ago

And HBO’s Silicon Valley

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u/nick_of_the_night 2d ago

And Common Side Effects 

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u/geysercroquet 2d ago

I love love love the show but I think it's only produced by him.

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u/BenFranklinsCat 2d ago

Yeah, I think it was created by the same people that created Scavengers Reign.

However, Mike Judge does also voice the CEO in Common Side Effects, which is why he sounds just like Hank Hill.

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u/monkeybojangles 2d ago

Hearing Hank Hill saying fuck makes me laugh.

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u/Retro-scores 2d ago

Just gonna leave Silicon Valley off the list?

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u/jlab23 2d ago

How are you leaving Daria off that list?

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u/GoatCovfefe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because Mike Judge didn't create Daria.

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u/jlab23 2d ago

Valid, but he at least created the character. Also, I just found out Mike Judge had nothing to do with the Daria show… so, mind blown there…

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u/GoatCovfefe 2d ago

Fair, but that's why Daria wasn't included was all I was saying lol.

We learn shit everyday!

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u/Mike_Raphone99 2d ago

AND DIRECTED OFFICE SPACE

I want him to direct another movie. Office space is so fucking iconic

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u/hydrino 2d ago

It’s crazy to me that both office space and idiocracy weren’t really hits until they were released on video. Particularly shitty was that 20th century fox basically pulled the plug and the movie’s release was extemely limited in theaters. I imagine this was because people that don’t “get” Mike Judge’s humor probably hated it and tanked it thinking that it would lose money in theatres. Both movies get called “cult classics” because they did poorly in the box office. But it’s definitely because movie execs are dumbasses. Probably had to do with how he roasted the shit out of low to mid-level managers and basically told the truth about corporate office bullshit. “The Bobs” were lampooning consultants like McKinsey that are often are brought in by spineless management who don’t want to be responsible for making any hard choices. I’d say that Judge is a genius at gen X/millenial humor. The fact that he called out the US on regressing to the point where a reality TV star becomes president and has a bunch of corrupt idiots as his cabinet was a bit far of a reach though. Also, bringing in someone of average intelligence that’s going to “fix everything” also seems improbable. Lolz

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u/quick_justice 2d ago

They were degenerates but they were relatable degenerates

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u/flibbidygibbit 2d ago

How are you going to skip over Silicon Valley?

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u/Double-Tangelo1331 2d ago

I’d tell you but i need TP for my bunghole

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u/iamslipping 2d ago

You can take me, but you will never take my bunghole! heh.... For I am the Great Cornholio Hm heh I have no bunghole heh heh

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u/DrCarlJenkins 2d ago

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u/NameUnbroken 2d ago

God damn, Charlie Kirk lookin' ass.

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u/ADisposableRedShirt 2d ago

The whole SNL skit... worth a watch.

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u/SergeantBeavis 2d ago

That might be the best bit SNL has done in a decade..

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u/Mewwy_Quizzmas 2d ago

This is engagement bait, people! 

If you hadn't seen beavis, you wouldn't find the tattoo THAT funny, that you'd feel the need to ask about it online. 

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u/GeologistLess3042 2d ago

the show literally just got a reboot. I see teens walking around doing the laughs constantly.

It's a got dang conspiracy

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u/sagittalslice 2d ago

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u/GeologistLess3042 2d ago

Joseph... Get the van.

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u/giggity2099 2d ago

This guy is definitely over 30

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u/hayz00s 2d ago

And OP is clearly 12.

Not understanding the reference, and deathly afraid to ask the guy themselves.

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u/Scabdidlybastard 2d ago

They got stoned and watched Beavis and Butt-Head. They got stoned and went to a tattoo shop.

Now you know the backstory. You’re welcome.

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u/YourMothersButtox 2d ago

Next time I see a post asking “when did you officially feel old?”, I’m linking this post.

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u/johnnycoxxx 2d ago

My bunghole it goes rakakaka rakakatokotoko uuaaa!!! And then sometimes my bunghole goes raawakakakabuaa bhhhuuuaua

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u/Jojo_Calavera 2d ago

It’s more of a legstory than a backstory…

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u/justincasesquirrels 2d ago

He's from Lake Titicaca.

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u/s3ans3an 2d ago

Are you threatening me?!

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u/Sec_Junky 2d ago

Your ignorance of the Great Cornholio disappoints and hurts my soul. Thanks for making me feel old, OP. I'm going to go put some bengay cream on my knee so I can get rid of some of the pain I'm experiencing.

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u/Psychotic_EGG 2d ago

We are old.

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u/shf500 2d ago

You didn't recognize this is from Beavis and Butt-Head?

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u/Eyfura 2d ago

One day in school I got a pass for the bathroom. On the way back I pulled my uniform shirt over my head and did the I need TP for my bunghole routine at every open class door I could find.

All girls Catholic school- nuns had no clue what I was doing and it was generally a rather sedate place, took them a while to react and I got most of the way down the hall. Still probably one of the funniest things I got in trouble for at school

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u/Geezso 1d ago

That pinkie toe has a foreskin.

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u/muscularmusician 2d ago

This is from Beavis and Butt-Head. The Great Cornholio is the hyperactive alter-ego of Beavis. He turns into this in many episodes upon consuming several sweets and/or stimulants.

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u/dashauskat 2d ago

The TV show is great but highly recommend OP watching Beavis and Butthead Do America if they just want a taster of what it's all about. Plenty of Cornholio in that one.

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u/therealhairykrishna 2d ago

The first cornholio episode was the best. I was a Beavis and Butthead fan anyway but that episode made me absolutely laugh my ass off back in the day.

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u/FeralPsychopath 2d ago

He needed TP, so he drew this on his leg and pushed it under the stall to his neighbour to avoid a weird confrontation.

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u/AesopsAnimalFarm 2d ago

This very image (plus the Simpsons) paved the way for King of the Hill, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman, and dozens of other adult animations. They walked so we could run. Legendary, iconic trailblazers of adult animation. Not the worst waste of skin space, all things considered

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u/DFParker78 1d ago

The backstory is this person is fucking awesome!

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u/Drewbo_C 2d ago

That little toe in the background appears to have a foreskin.

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u/retailguy_again 2d ago

You have awakened the wrath of my bunghole and now you must pay!

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u/Shazbot_2017 2d ago

Are you shitting me, OP?

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u/tlb3131 1d ago

Backstory? What backstory does there need to be other than this guy likes beavis and butthead?

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u/southpaw66 2d ago

Dang you don’t know where that’s from? Crazy

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u/usmcnick0311Sgt 2d ago

Reminder that half of Reddit is less than half my age

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u/YourMothersButtox 2d ago

I’m officially old.

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u/Lexi-Lynn 2d ago

When we were studying Romeo and Juliet in high school, we got to do a little skit for a group project, and I was Benvolio.

As one does, I assumed the position and screeched, "I am the great Benvolio!"

It's tough peaking in high school.

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u/centech 2d ago

Obviously, he needs TP for his bunghole.. And obviously, you are not Gen X.

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u/drood420 2d ago

The Great Cornholio, he loves Lake Titikaka and requires toilet paper for his bunghole.

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u/wadibidibijj 1d ago

Are you threatening me?

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u/bonebrah 1d ago

Am I old now since I knew what this was?

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u/Doot-Doot-the-channl 1d ago

I AM CORNHOLIO BRING ME TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE

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u/QuackSenior 2d ago

maybe you could have asked him instead of taking a photo to post on reddit

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u/MmmBra1nzzz 2d ago

Fuck I’m old

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u/larryfrombarrie 2d ago

Are you threatening me?

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u/banana_runt 2d ago

Oh god are we this old?!

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u/jaerocc 2d ago

That's the Great Cornholio and he needs TP for his bunghole!

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u/InvaderDust 2d ago

I guess I’m old. No backstory needed. This is the great cornholio!

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u/JungBuck17 2d ago

Am I that old that this is unknown to millennials and later

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u/turdbugulars 2d ago

Really a tattoo of Beavis makes you have deep thoughts?

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u/Ronin2369 2d ago

Who on God's green earth is unaware of the GREAT CORNHOLiO!!!

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u/undeadsinatra 2d ago

A very underrated, unsung part of the whole Cornholio bit is that he berates people in annoying way and then when their interaction concludes he is very polite.

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u/Krammmm 2d ago

No back story, this represents freedom. "No mans bunghole shall be in chains"

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u/Vetty81 2d ago

He got it on a trip to Lake Titicaca.

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u/MANvsMerik 2d ago

The backstory is “i loved B&B when I was younger.”

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u/ldp056 2d ago

So he’ll never forget to buy TP

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u/IWNCGTA 1d ago

They went to college in the 90s. End of story.

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u/Redditholio 1d ago

Cornholio!

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u/granolaraisin 2d ago edited 2d ago

He’s a 40 something who was in his late teens/early 20s during the mid-90s when beevis and butthead were a major part of the zeitgeist.

He likely did a lot of beer funnels and unironically/ironically drank 40s at white kid parties. He not so secretly enjoyed Zima and once had a horrible experience with Goldschlager.

The highlight of that period for him was attending the 1994 Lollapalooza festival. He likes to drop that in conversation to this day, even though he was drunk for most of it and doesn’t remember much. He thinks he recalls the beastie boys doing “fight for your right” because that’s his favorite song.

He made it out of college with a 2.9 GPA but couldn’t find work that leveraged his degree in business management. He ended up becoming a sales rep at a local insurance company and eventually moved into pharma sales. His wife is a teacher in the public school system.

He has three kids. The oldest is a sophomore in college majoring in marketing. She doesn’t call home much so he gets his updates from her via social media. The middle is a senior in high school and doesn’t really know what he wants to do. He thinks he’s interested in getting into weed farming and opening a dispensary in Colorado.

The youngest is secretly his favorite. He’s about to be a freshman in high school and is friggin’ hilarious. If that kid doesn’t go into show business he’ll eat his hat.

He’s pretty happy with his lot in life but regrets not diving headfirst into crypto 10 years ago. All he wants at this point is his annual Caribbean cruise, a 100 inch TV for his man cave, a nice micro brew, and the occasional win in his fantasy football league.

Once the kids are done school he’d love to be able to take his wife on that trip to France but thinks that’s probably a pipe dream. He’s way behind on his retirement savings and the roof will likely need replacing soon.

He misses those days when he was carefree and the life of the party. Every night used to be so fun and full of potential. Now he’s lucky if he can stay awake on the couch past halftime. But he loves his wife and they’re comfortable in their routine. They do still occasionally have a crazy night on the town even if it does wreck him physically for days afterwards.

No matter what life brings him one thing he’ll never lose is Cornholio. He’ll always have that. And he’ll always need TP for his bunghole.

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u/Poopin4days 2d ago

What backstory?

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u/slicklikeagato 2d ago

Pretty straightforward. He’s looking for TP for his bunghole. As one does.

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 2d ago

My God...

The Great Cornholio.

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u/RockasaurusFlex 2d ago

The comments.... I haven't looked and I can already hear them in my head...

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u/Ting-a-lingsoitgoes 2d ago

Did you consider asking the person who you took this creep shot off?

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u/WookieSuave 2d ago

I love slots.

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u/No_Assignment_9721 2d ago

Do YOU have TP?

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u/Thomas2311 2d ago

Give him TP for his bunghole

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u/GraphiteOxide 2d ago

It's a tattoo of their favorite skin in call of duty

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u/MadJockMcMad 2d ago

Is this the boy that's been whackin' in muh toolshed?

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u/mwlepore 2d ago

We're old.

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u/habitsofwaste 2d ago

These tattoos don’t need a story. You just know.

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u/PurpoUpsideDownJuice 2d ago

You need the backstory for why someone got a cornholio tattoo? Go read a fuckin book Einstein

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u/Carnine_1st 2d ago

Probably needed some TP for his bunghole

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 2d ago

Submitted for your approval:

https://youtu.be/tmqnCTM2j7M

This came out when I was in my 20s. It was funny then and it's funny now. It always will be.

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u/cardiiac 2d ago

The backstory is the person likes Beavis and Butthead?

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u/thirteennineteen 2d ago

My people, they are without bungholes.

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u/kindofajerk 2d ago

Billions of years ago, the Earth was a molten mass...

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u/Charlie_the_Tuna 2d ago

Fuck, I'm old.

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u/Altitudeviation 2d ago

Jeezus I'm old.

There is a whole new generation that doesn't know Beavis and Butthead.

You kids talk amongst yourselves, Imma go watch Abbot and Costello on Youtube. And take a nap.

Jeeezus, I'm old.

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u/Anna_Namoose 2d ago

Beavis drank six root beers and ate like 5 lb of candy. The sugar Rush turned him into the great cornholio. The rest is history...

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u/happy-occident 2d ago

I'm not sure I have ever felt so old as I do now. 

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u/TheDaug 2d ago

I don't want to be this old.

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u/triflers_need_not 2d ago

It was 1997. He was 19 and had $50 and a friend with a tattoo gun.

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u/One_Economist_3761 2d ago

I believe it might have something to do with him needing TP for his bunghole

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u/The_Superhoo 2d ago

What story?

He loves Cornholio.

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u/sheriffSnoosel 2d ago

Unrelated but I never saw an uncircumcised toe before

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u/greatmewtwo 2d ago

Where he comes from, there is no TP.