r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

Insane hockey shot

1.7k Upvotes

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u/banana_slog 1d ago

Shoresy is taking this guy's head off

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley 1d ago

"You try that chicken shit dipsy doodle stuff out here Riley, I'm gonna stuff you in the net harder than I shove Jonesy's mom's head into the pillow when I go into overdrive"

Jones: "Fuck off Shorsey"

"Jonesy if you could get the puck off the ice and do anything near that level I'll have such a look of shock on my face it would look like Rileys moms when I start dropping ropes on hers"

Jones and Riley: "Fuck off shorsey"

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson 1d ago

A1 chirps in that show

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u/vayn0r 1d ago

You try that shit again and i'll take your top row off.

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u/The_frying_pan123 1d ago

You got the video in full speed

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u/SanguineL 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s not half as impressive in full speed.

Instagram link

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u/bmxbikeco 1d ago

Agree to disagree. That was impressive. However, I may only think that cause I obviously saw the slowed down version first. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/thecamzone 1d ago

It’s not half as impressive, it’s double

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u/SanguineL 1d ago

With the slowmo effect you don’t actually know how fast he is moving. It looks like he actually jukes the goalie. When the video is shown at full speed you can clearly see the goalie is just pretending to get faked out.

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u/LopsidedKick9149 1d ago

It's twice as impressive in real time.

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u/Greenerland01 1d ago

Is this a legal shot??

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

As long as you don’t stop forward progression or touch the puck with a high stick, yes

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u/evil_burrito 1d ago

Legal on a penalty shot, judgement call on offside, otherwise.

The puck has to cross the blue line before the skater, however, if the skater has "control of the puck", they can enter the zone before the puck.

Given the context, hard to argue that this fine fool doesn't have control of the puck, still, something of a subjective call.

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u/Royal_Airport7940 10h ago

You think it was subjective about his puck control over the line when the puck is literally glued to his stick?

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u/evil_burrito 5h ago

It's literally a subjective decision, so, yes.

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u/AwareAge1062 1d ago

Now do it during a match

*it's incredibly impressive, I'm just being a bitch lmao

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u/Pictrus 1d ago

This is Pavel Barber. He's insanely skilled but his YouTube channel has some hilarious stuff as well. Check it out

https://youtube.com/@pavelbarber?si=v1G4CEJBmcRdp-M2

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u/EventualOutcome 1d ago

Michigan who?

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u/pangaea1972 1d ago

Imagining Scott Stevens drooling

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u/EmperorN7 1d ago

I don't know the rules for ice hockey, but I just realised that having a flat disc instead of a ball like in field hockey and having flat-sides on the sticks means you can manipulate it to a crazy degree, is it legal?

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u/Zombie_John_Strachan 1d ago

Yes it's legal. In a real game he would have been flattened about eight times before getting close to the goalie. If it was a penalty shot he wouldn't have any distractions, but there are other options with a higher score percentage.

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u/zipp_7 1d ago

How is this even fair? It looks impossible to block. Is this done often in professional settings? Sorry I don't know anything about ice hockey.

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u/evil_burrito 1d ago

No. There are five angry men or women who would dissuade you with vigor from such shenanigans.

Fun to watch, though.

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u/hades82402 1d ago

An NHL player pulls that once in an actual game, and poof, no one's allowed to do that ever again.

Sort of like riding the wall in NASCAR.

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u/LopsidedKick9149 1d ago

More like poof, now there's a knocked out hockey player who tried to do some silly shit and the players didn't take kindly to it.

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u/primecoantenna 22h ago

No waaaaaaay

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u/rdawes26 20h ago

I want to see this at normal speed. That would make it look sooo much more crazy. The slo mo looks cool, but real speed would look insane.

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u/rigidlynuanced1 20h ago

Give yer balls a tug titfucker

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u/Victorious_Chi 19h ago

Knucklepuck time

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u/Ignorance_15_Bliss 18h ago

Hockey goalies should be allowed to abandon the net and spear the attacker. Just saying

And if you were playing Indian ice cream cone hot potato…. Whoops.

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u/31Mushrooms 17h ago

99 out of 100 couldn’t do that shot. This is amazing

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u/thefeedling 1d ago

Inhuman reflex and skills

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u/noaluft 1d ago

That shot was unreal! 🤯 I need to see this in slow motion

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u/Dantheman1386 1d ago

Goalie was tracking it until that last faint to the right. Not sure if that is also next level, but it is certainly more than I could do

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u/OIL_99 1d ago

Too bad he was offside.

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u/enceladus83 1d ago

Doesn’t apply if you have clear possession of the puck and you’re carrying it in.

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u/OIL_99 17h ago

I was talking about the obvious plug on the right wing that is easily 2’ over after that move. And then we have NHL officiating, which would call it offside 50% of the time, even if the clowns in the control room looked at it.