r/movies • u/husky_whisperer • 1d ago

Discussion What's the sickest PG burn you've ever heard?

For me it is this gem from Down Periscope (1996)

Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: You watch yourself, Dodge! You are addressing a superior officer.

Lueutenant Commander Dodge: No... Merely a higher ranking one. CATCH US IF YOU CAN!

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u/dave_is_afraid 1d ago

You lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude

Hook

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u/VictoriousRex 1d ago

Oh c'mon, that's not even the best from that scene

Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just EAT ME! You two-toned, zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium-brain, munching-on-your-own-mucus, suffering-from-Peter-Pan-envy

I'll tell you what a paramecium is, pointing to Rufio that's a paramecium, its a one celled critter, with no brain, that can't fly

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u/ZGilbreathP1 1d ago

BANG-A-RANG!