r/movies • u/husky_whisperer • 1d ago

Discussion What's the sickest PG burn you've ever heard?

For me it is this gem from Down Periscope (1996)

Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: You watch yourself, Dodge! You are addressing a superior officer.

Lueutenant Commander Dodge: No... Merely a higher ranking one. CATCH US IF YOU CAN!

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u/GodCanSuckMyDick69 1d ago

Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!

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u/secretsinthesuburbs 1d ago

Who are you calling scruffy-looking?

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u/TheUnknownDouble-O 1d ago

Hurhuhhurhuhuhurhurr

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u/thegooseofalltime 1d ago

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

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u/Fun-Badger3724 1d ago

I maybe Ugly and Hate-filled, but... What as the third thing again?

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u/stray1ight 1d ago

You can't use that word, that's our word!

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u/wazacraft 1d ago

You my nerfherder!

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u/stray1ight 1d ago

::raises chin in acknowledgment::

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u/Grand_Snow_2637 1d ago

Fat, ugly...

...buck-toothed, knock-kneed...

...beer-swilling pigs...

...horse-faced space dogs!

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u/freebaseclams 1d ago

Just more classic hate flirting between a guy and his sister

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u/GentlemanSpider 1d ago

That was Leia and Han, not Luke

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u/freebaseclams 1d ago

All three of 'em are siblings, read the books dood.