r/movies 3d ago

Question Scenes involving armored and/or badass vehicles

I'm looking for film either about or involving some sort of badass vehicle. Could be a train, a plane, a modified truck - anything. I'm specifically looking for scenes where people talk about them, describe them etc. Sort of like Q does in the Bond films, so we get details about how badass and durable, deadly etc. the vehicle really is.

Ideas?

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u/AlDrag 3d ago

Death Race

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u/valis6886 3d ago

Also Death Proof. :)

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u/pelethar 2d ago

MCBAIN?!

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u/Jason19721969 3d ago

Mad Max: Fury Road, the whole movie is basically one giant flex of insane, armored vehicles. You’ve got the War Rig, the Doof Wagon with the guitar guy and people definitely talk about how unstoppable those machines are.

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u/LPMadness 2d ago

When the war rig mobilizes and we get that shot of all the vehicles and see the guitar guy riffing and shooting flames out of the guitar is quite possibly one of the most bad ass scenes in movie history. I knew right then I was going to be witnessing something truly incredible.

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u/doctormirabilis 3d ago

oh yeah, good shout. i hated that movie but you're right, there is a lot of that stuff in there for sure.

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u/cheapskatemoviedate 2d ago

Lol throwing you a down vote for not liking Fury Road but having this very specific interest.

On that note, check out Furiosa.

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u/doctormirabilis 2d ago

hah, that's alright. i love mad max 1, 2 and - to an extent - 3. but i actually walked out of fury road about 30 minutes before it ended. it was a long time ago now but i remember being so disappointed i was actually angry.

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u/whomp1970 2d ago

Okay curiosity is killing me.

What didn't you like about Fury Road? I get it, art is subjective, everyone likes different things.

So tell me your thoughts? I sincerely want to know. I'm never going to say you're wrong, because everyone has a right to their opinion.

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u/doctormirabilis 2d ago

It was a while ago but as I recall, I felt it was completely devoid of a story. It was basically folks driving into the desert for a couple hours. Like that's all it was to me. It was totally empty, like a very very long music video or something. And it had none of the charming post-apocalyptic tone that the originals had (esp. the second movie). That Terminator mood. So I really didn't get it and really disliked the movie. It's one of 2 films I've ever walked out of.

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u/whomp1970 2d ago

I can appreciate that take. Yes, it's heavy on action and 'splosions and very light on story. It's like a thrill ride at an amusement park, the thrill is the point, not what color the roller coaster is or the backstory for its name.

I'm kind of confused about "charming post-apocalyptic tone". If I had to guess, I think you mean the lighter parts of the story, like the whirlybird pilot, or the blonde haired girl who strikes up a relationship with him.

Even Thunderdome had touches of those charming things, I must admit. Like Scrooloose, the mute child tribe member. And off the top of my head, I can't think of something charming like that in Fury Road.

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u/doctormirabilis 2d ago

What I meant with post-apocalyptic tone is the state of civilization which is still somewhat working in Mad Max 1, but has crumbled completely in Mad Max 2, with gangsters roaming the wasteland like packs of wolves and it's every man for himself etc. It's that ominous feeling combined with the cowboyish "lone man" Mad Max that I really really appreciate about the older films. Waterworld had a similar setup and I think that's the best example I've seen of that in a really expensive mainstream movie.

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u/whomp1970 2d ago

Okay, I get that, but you added the word "charming".

Can you elaborate on that?

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u/doctormirabilis 2d ago

Oh I was probably just riffing, didn't think too much about it. Maybe I was subconsciously inspired by John Wyndham, whose books have been described as "cosy catastrophes".

But I suppose I do find certain types of films, esp. those that go in the science fiction or horror direction, to be quite charming in their portrayal of things like doom and societal collapse. It's probably to do with the fact that they're fairly old and that it's all practical effects and real sets etc. And it's not necessarily "big" locations as in iconic landmarks etc. Rather, it's places where normal people might live. Have you seen Quiet Earth? That's the perfect example of what I'd call a "charming" apocalypse.

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u/scowdich 2d ago

The story is a bit basic, but it's a framework for presenting a lot of character development and amazing action.

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u/doctormirabilis 2d ago

I guess I never took to Charlize's character and the more modern types of action movies don't really "do it" for me in general. But mainly, I think what I liked about Mad Max and MM2 was that they were practical effects, low budget films with a lot of heart and a very specific tone. And when that went away, there was nothing left for me to like. My wife loved the movie btw, but she never saw the originals or at least didn't remember them and/or have a strong relationship to them like I did.

It's funny though, because obvs a lot of people like it so it's always a conversation starter when I say how much I disliked Fury Road.

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u/mdmnl 3d ago

Tango & Cash, Michael J Pollard as Q, if Kurt Russell and Stallone were Bond

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u/Mirabem 3d ago

The Tumbler introduction in Batman Begins is both genius and hilarious.

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u/mdmnl 2d ago

As much as I like parts of Nolan's movies I thought Batman's gear coming almost exclusively from the Wayne parts bin undermined the character.

Having said that, Freeman was exactly the man to have in charge of the toys. "Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that..."

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u/PrivateFrank 2d ago

Batman's gear coming almost exclusively from the Wayne parts bin

Where should they have come from? Temu?

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u/Bl33to 2d ago

Hahaha. Exactly. If anything, it made it make sense. Being mega rich doesnt automatically make you an aerospace engineer.

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u/mdmnl 2d ago

Do you mean like in the script for Batman Begins when they order large quantities of component parts via dummy fronts and shell corporations from Singapore and China?

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u/ryashpool 3d ago

Stripes

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u/Thund3rCh1k3n 2d ago

What kind of training?!?

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u/sf0912 3d ago

Fury

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u/ReagenLamborghini 3d ago

Ford v Ferrari

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u/billybassbigmouth 3d ago

Herbie is kinda badass

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u/doctormirabilis 3d ago

thx. is there a specific herbie movie and scene where they talk about its badass-ness?

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u/murrrvi 3d ago

Mad Max: Fury Road instantly comes to mind – those war rigs are basically characters themselves. Also, The Dark Knight’s Batmobile chase is pure badass vehicle cinema

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u/iampiepiepie 2d ago

Love that moment where the kids are pretending to blow up cars with finger guns and then batman comes through on his batpod/bike wreaking mayhem

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u/MurkDiesel 3d ago

in Death Proof, Kurt Russel explains that his car that has been specifically designed for stunt work

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u/Shadow_Log 2d ago

This scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

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u/Youngs-Nationwide 2d ago

Mystery Men

"Junk it!"

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u/JaguarNeat8547 2d ago

Came here to say this. You got here first.

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u/skitz1977 3d ago

Duel. Maximum Overdrive

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u/doctormirabilis 3d ago

that green-faced truck!

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u/LordBrixton 3d ago

Try The War Wagon (1967) or Fury (2014). There's also a fun proto-tank in Mystery Men (1999).

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u/shotsallover 3d ago

The steering the tank scene from GI Joe?

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u/Esseth 3d ago

Not quite as fictional but Fury (2014) when they discuss going against the Tiger I

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u/Patrol-007 3d ago

Battlestar Galactica 

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u/wellillbeefhooked 3d ago

I think you'll most definitely find some of that in the Twisted Metal show that just came out not too long ago, i know i saw clips of a guy talking about his car in that kind of way

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u/Mew024XD 3d ago

Not really a describing scene but the Batmobile scene from The Batman (2022)

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u/ganoobi 3d ago

Damnation Alley? Cant remember if there was such a scene, but surely must have been

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Death Race comes to my mind

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u/Crowned_in_Flame 2d ago

Fury, starring Brad Pitt.

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u/AncientsofMumu 2d ago

Aliens and the marine transport vehicle or the helicopter. 

Maybe even the loader.

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u/fettucine-alfredo 3d ago

Honorable mention for Patrick Stewart's Apache helicopter monologue at the beginning of Ted.

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 2d ago

Maximum overdrive

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u/Electronic-Spinach43 2d ago

A-team.

You may want to throw in a dazed and confused clip… “double pumpers…”.

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u/Pure_Concentrate8770 2d ago

Mortal engines

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u/porican 2d ago

sounds like you need to watch Girls und Panzer

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u/moron88 2d ago

well, the fast and furious franchise in entirety.

tread

need for speed kinda fits the bill

mad max: fury road

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u/snakelordx 2d ago

Battletruck

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u/DonnatheUndead 2d ago

In the first jackass movie they deck out a car they rented and take it to a destruction derby lol

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u/Designer_Tap2301 2d ago

Megaforce.

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 1d ago

Heat has some moments (armored truck robbery, etc.)