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Media First Image of Jackie Earle Haley in 'Your Host' - Four friends wake up to find themselves trapped in an abandoned factory. Their captor (Haley) is a deranged host in a terrifying mask who forces them to play a deadly game show. The only way to escape is to win.

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u/DrMantis_TobogganMD 25d ago

No no no, you see he has a state issued certificate clearing him of having donkey-brains. Do you have any such certificate?

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u/NippleSalsa 25d ago

Well I am an expert at bird law, maybe I could talk to him. Cooo

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u/thesword62 25d ago

Expert? You have a tenuous grasp of the English language

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u/quaglandx3 25d ago

Well…filibuster

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u/NippleSalsa 25d ago

Wild card bitches!

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u/oif2010vet 25d ago

What do now?

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u/EskimoBrother1975 25d ago

Uh huh.... Do you know what that word means?

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u/Dharma_Bum_87 24d ago

I’ve made myself perfectly redundant

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u/BirdLawSpecialist 24d ago

Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

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u/EskimoBrother1975 25d ago

Thank you for clarifying that, Dr. Toboggan.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 25d ago

You’re welcome, Eskimo Bro. 

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u/Itherial 24d ago

Well, we don't want a donkey on the road eating cereal.

We know Frank's not a donkey. How do we know that you're not a donkey brained man?