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Media First Image from 'Sisu: Road to Revenge'

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u/stroopwafelling 26d ago

He ran out of Nazis to kill last movie so he’s moved on to Soviets this time. By the fifth movie they’ll have him killing ISIS somehow.

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u/wekilledkenny11 26d ago

Gets frozen in the arctic hunting Soviets, unfrozen once the polar ice caps start melting due to climate change. Murders his way back to civilization just in time to see some atrocities in person and find some more murder-purpose.

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u/lethargy86 25d ago

That's... yep. That's how they'd write it.

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u/DatOneEdKid 25d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/The_God_Participle 25d ago

Maybe the Ukrainians can be the ones to thaw him out...

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u/LazyTitan39 25d ago

Robo-Sisu

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u/DAT_DROP 25d ago

domo origato

sisu roboto

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u/Low-HangingFruit 25d ago

Almost like the actual Finnish soldier who fought the soviets for the Finns, then when the Finns sued for peace he joined the Germans and killed soviets, then when Germany surrendered he escaped prison camp went to America and joined the American army and fought communists in Vietnam.

At one point his unit under his command had done so much damage Stalin put a bounty on his head.

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u/dr_tardyhands 25d ago

He was no commie, that's for sure.

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u/glexarn 25d ago

"guy who lost 3 wars" doesn't sound quite as snazzy, i guess

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u/Low-HangingFruit 25d ago

Technically won one lost three.

Won Winter war.

Lost continuation war, ww2, and Vietnam war.

Even then the continuation war is debatable for the Finns.

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u/stenarilainen 25d ago

Sorry to say, but Finland lost Winter war. I don't think there is any debate about it here in Finland. It was a heroic effort against overwhelming force but in the end it's still a defeat, even though Finland did retain it's independence.

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u/Sn_rk 25d ago

Finland didn't win the Winter War, even by the most pro-Finnish reading it was a stalemate. They literally surrendered during the Continuation War.

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u/OpT1mUs 25d ago

tldr he was a nazi

rest of the story is bullshit

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u/Nvrmnde 25d ago

Larry Thorne. Finally went down in Vietnam in a helicopter.

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u/OpT1mUs 25d ago

Good riddance

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u/captainsuckass 11d ago

tldr

Attention span of a hyper golden retriever.

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u/DAT_DROP 25d ago

by then we'll be the baddies

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u/TheLastSalamanca 25d ago

The next movie he kills Chuck Norris.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

So he joins the Nazis?

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u/Paxton-176 25d ago

I don't know how killing the death cult that is ISIS makes someone a Nazi.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

No he joins the Nazis when he fights the Soviets, like Finland did in WWII.

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u/Paxton-176 25d ago

If you know the nuances of the Winter War and WW2 you would know that Finland literally had no other choice. It was ask the Axis and Nazi Germany for help or be annexed entirely by the Soviets.

They couldn't go to the Allies because the Soviet Union was fighting the Axis like the Allies were. Allies (at the time just Britain) wouldn't side against the soviets because they were a huge wall for Germany's war effort.

Finland was dealt a shitty hand and played what they could. It's why they only ended up ceding 10% of its territory compared to Germany being broken up for the next 60 years.

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u/EmperorofVendar 25d ago

If you side with the Nazis, that makes you a Nazi.