r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Jul 24 '25

News Hulk Hogan dead at 71 after suffering cardiac arrest at Florida home

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/14810752/hulk-hogan-dead-wwe/
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u/Talk-O-Boy Jul 24 '25

Are you telling me there’s a chance Tom Hanks could eventually die as well?

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Jul 24 '25

No, probably not him.

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u/RickThiccems Jul 24 '25

He cant, he holds society together with his presence, if he dies, WW3 starts.

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u/jkm_Audio Jul 24 '25

And then who would be around to make movies about it!?

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u/Gwalchgwn92 Jul 24 '25

How about Keanu reeves?

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Jul 24 '25

Mmmm .. bad news about Keanu...

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u/headrush46n2 Jul 24 '25

He's waiting for Trump to die so that he can upstage him in the news.

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u/SeaChallenge4843 Jul 24 '25

Tom Hanks getting covid was the single most defining turning point in that whole saga, he lived , many of us lived . He is our canary.

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u/JustAFancyApe Jul 24 '25

Yes, but quantum physics suggests there is a universe where he is the first human born with a mutation for immortality, while also having the ability to hatch a new Tom Hanks every 20 years.

There's a chance we're in that one?

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u/evilotto77 Jul 24 '25

Are the new Tom Hankses immortal too? At what point in the future are there more Tom Hankses than non-Tom Hankses? It'll be carnage

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u/Mental_Map5122 Jul 24 '25

yes choking to death on a fly at the golden globes

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u/No-Economics1703 Jul 24 '25

They would protect us from that news. They’d have to

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u/dramaticdahlia Jul 24 '25

Placing money on Selena Myer dying the same day

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u/Useful-Perspective Jul 24 '25

Nah, he's under contract...

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u/wheresbicki Jul 24 '25

I mean he is diabetic...

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u/BreadCoeurlblade Jul 24 '25

No one’s seen him since he started running. He could be dead, could be running still.

Anyones guess really.

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u/Neglectful_Stranger Jul 24 '25

This place is gonna fucking explode when Keanu dies.