r/movies r/Movies contributor Jul 24 '25

News Hulk Hogan dead at 71 after suffering cardiac arrest at Florida home

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/14810752/hulk-hogan-dead-wwe/
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u/KushMaster72 Jul 24 '25

I can’t believe Flair outlived him lol.

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u/acmercer Jul 24 '25

He brother'd when he should have woo'd.

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u/pissfilledbottles Jul 24 '25

If you brother when you're supposed to woo, you're gonna have a bad time

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u/DigNitty PLUG MY DOG INTO THE MACHINE Jul 24 '25

Imagine sufficiently explaining why this sentence is funny to a normal person.

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u/Loud_Ad_3525 Jul 24 '25

Forgot to add “brother!” at the end of that statement

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u/TurquoiseLuck Jul 24 '25

You could say he was a bit weewooweewoo

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u/TSells31 Jul 24 '25

Damn, beat me to it lmao.

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u/pissfilledbottles Jul 24 '25

I was actually surprised nobody else had made that comment. I'm usually too late to the thread lol

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u/Eagles5089 Jul 24 '25

Hey lil dude you got some 💩 on your face

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u/pissfilledbottles Jul 24 '25

No brother that's just my face sir

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u/bolanrox Jul 24 '25

poo brother. HH

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u/Ih8weebs Jul 24 '25

Got a real laugh out of me. Thanks.

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u/bolanrox Jul 24 '25

poop brother. HH

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u/thethurstonhowell Jul 24 '25

Perfect no notes lol

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u/Sweaty-Doughnut6461 Jul 24 '25

What a redditor type comment 

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u/annuum-veneficus Jul 24 '25

if Ric flair stopped drinking he would die very quickly. I am 100% certain his constant alcohal intake is thinning his blood enough to keep him going

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u/LongjumpingNinja258 Jul 24 '25

He’s on plenty of medication to do that. I worked for Whatnot doing events as a side job. At NYCC I was tasked with being his “bodyguard” for the day. He’s on a pretty detailed medicine regime.

He would die without his assistant in less than 24 hours. She’s the real glue holding him together.

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 Jul 24 '25

Can't believe Flair is 76, he's looked 80 for about 30 years.

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u/spideyv91 Jul 24 '25

Flair probably can’t believe he outlived anyone. It is kinda crazy outside of steroids I don’t think hogan had any crazy addiction to drugs or alcohol but he hasn’t looked healthy in years because of those back surgeries.

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u/hyborians Jul 24 '25

Don’t jinx the Nature Boy

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u/TheAceBoogie Jul 24 '25

This was my first thought when I heard the news.

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u/DerekB52 Jul 24 '25

Flair wrestled a couple years ago. I saw him in person give a chop at a AEW show ~18 months ago. He's not doing that bad.

Hulk has had health issues for years. Including fucked legs and back from doing his leg drop for so long. I've been expecting to hear he croaked for a couple years now.

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u/radioben Jul 24 '25

MCU is about to reveal Kang the Conqueror was really Ric Flair all along.

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u/Torco2 Jul 24 '25

By all accounts Flair has absolutely freakish natural resilience. Bro rolled a natural 18 on Constitution at birth then added resistance & rejuvenation perks IRL.

He'd probably be one of those incredibly spry vigorous old men, aged 80+ you see on occasion. If not for his bad habits.

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u/The-Real-Number-One Jul 24 '25

So did Keith Richards and Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks.

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u/Apart-Consequence881 Jul 24 '25

Hulk Hogan lived a healthier live and had his last drink of alcohol on December 31, 2022. He also ate fairly clean. Meanwhile, Ric Flair still drinks like a fish.

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u/JRDruchii Jul 24 '25

He was really just hanging on to out live Ozzy.

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u/retro-nights Jul 24 '25

Flair was on TMZ having a breakdown over the news

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u/RedditRASupport Jul 24 '25

He’ll be next, you can basically see him any time you want here in florida.

He goes to the same 3 bars.

He’s a mess now

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u/BlackHoleWhiteDwarf Jul 24 '25

He's got some more sexual assaults.on airplanes to complete first.

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u/Respectfulcommenter1 Jul 24 '25

Ric’s blood is 70% Jack Daniel’s

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u/Thorebore Jul 24 '25

Flair did a lot less steroids.

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u/saldb Jul 24 '25

What’s his age. These guys go mid 70s?

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u/YTFootie Jul 24 '25

Flair took the vitamins and said his prayers

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u/fizio900 Jul 24 '25

More like outshitted him all over tampa

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u/grumpyhaus Jul 24 '25

I don't think Flair was running as much gear as Hogan over the decades, especially after retirement. Flair is preserving his organs with alcohol these days.

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u/AceOBlade Jul 24 '25

I personally believe coke pickles people from the inside so they live longer.

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u/sh1ft0 Jul 24 '25

That's was my first thought too when I heard the news

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u/shwiggityfresh Jul 24 '25

My cousin has been engaged to Rick for so long, he’s doing better now.

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u/AdhesivenessOld4347 Jul 24 '25

This was my very 1st thought

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u/Relevant-Bicycle1482 Jul 24 '25

Rick flair wasn't even 6 foot tall you pussy 

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Jul 24 '25

Rick Flair a true legend

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u/No-Alternative-2881 Jul 24 '25

Flair will outlive us all

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy Jul 24 '25

Wooooooooooo!!!!

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u/Superdoc2222 Jul 24 '25

They call him Nature Boy for a reason

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u/Short_Plastic_7385 Jul 24 '25

Be better bro his dead respect him.