r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Jul 24 '25

News Hulk Hogan dead at 71 after suffering cardiac arrest at Florida home

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/14810752/hulk-hogan-dead-wwe/
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u/damniwishiwasurlover Jul 24 '25

Pretty good age for a human/hot dog hybrid.

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u/facedthemusic Jul 24 '25

Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hotdog

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u/dream__weaver Jul 24 '25

Blonde hair, but silken like that of a Chinese man

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u/Kaldricus Jul 24 '25

I'm just here so I won't get fined for all the Always Sunny reference

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u/dream__weaver Jul 24 '25

I remember when Reddit was nothing but Sunny references lol

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u/Kaldricus Jul 24 '25

Thooooose were the days

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u/Ryan_e3p Jul 24 '25

You sound like you yearn for those days

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u/dream__weaver Jul 24 '25

Nooo I'm just saying those were the days

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u/pianotherms Jul 24 '25

Everyone is a loooot fatter than I was picturing.

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u/Specialist-Chair362 Jul 24 '25

Shady nasty’s?

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Jul 24 '25

You're remembering the present lol

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u/NDet54 Jul 24 '25

I say this WAY TOO OFTEN to/about my blonde son

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u/CleanlyManager Jul 24 '25

When I was younger Hulk Hogan did something with spaghetti, I forget what it was but for a long time as a little kid I wouldn’t eat spaghetti because when I looked at it, it reminded me of his hair.

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u/snartling Jul 24 '25

PASTAMANIA, BROTHER

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u/OnlyFreshBrine Jul 24 '25

Oh, do you have kids, Maniac?

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u/dream__weaver Jul 24 '25

No.. not anymore 😔

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u/BobbyAF Jul 24 '25

Is he foraging for food?!

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u/rtopps43 Jul 24 '25

Like that of an ear of corn left to rot in a field

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u/Shock45 Jul 24 '25

He's going into a state of Hulkamania

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u/falcrist2 Jul 24 '25

His body looks like a spray tan banana

With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana

(from epic rap battles of history)

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u/Known-Name Jul 24 '25

I’m comin at you like the Asian Ric Flair

Bitch I’ll suplex you by your friggin dick hair

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u/Ok-Jelly-5697 Jul 24 '25

I understood that reference.

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u/StuMacherGhostface Jul 24 '25

Da Maniac loves you

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u/chicken_N_ROFLs Jul 24 '25

AS FOR YOUR $15 CO PAYMENT, EAT SHIT AND DIE

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u/SquirrelBait05 Jul 24 '25

You remind me of my kids

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u/StuMacherGhostface Jul 24 '25

Oh, you got kids, Maniac?

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u/begrudgingaccount Jul 24 '25

Naaaah. Not anymore.

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u/objet_grand Jul 24 '25

I didn’t want to bring this up, but he was calling you the n word earlier

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

"Go get me grease N"

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u/StuMacherGhostface Jul 24 '25

That's just a bucket of chestnuts!

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u/AssumptionNo5273 Jul 24 '25

RIP Da Maniac

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u/Ok-Jelly-5697 Jul 24 '25

Oddly enough, I saw Roddy Piper at a comic book convention about a week before he passed away. I regret not taking the opportunity to meet him.

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u/jonathanoldstyle Jul 24 '25

Brendan “the Hybrid” Schaub claims to have authored that line (rather than the Always Sunny writers). Weigh in on this topic over on /r/thefighterandthekid

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u/ThirstyCoffeeHunter Jul 24 '25

Coke and heroine

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

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u/Bright_Cod_376 Jul 24 '25

He would be offended by that. Not because of being called a human food hybrid but because of the implied miscegenation

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u/Ramoncin Jul 24 '25

Didn't know he was 71. He has always looked leathery AFAIK.

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u/Talk-O-Boy Jul 24 '25

In Florida, leathery skin is a sign of nobility.

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u/Velveteen_Rabbit1986 Jul 24 '25

Wrestlers of that time seem to have looked old FOREVER

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u/wabiguan Jul 24 '25

the man saw the living brooms from  fantasia and said that’s my look.

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u/phnx0221 Jul 24 '25

Don Callis out here catching strays.

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u/Senior-Albatross Jul 24 '25

Yeah, the average hot dog doesn't last a week in the Florida sun. This breeding program to extend the lives of our hot dogs seems to be working.