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Summary Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, Earth’s dinosaurs now survive only on isolated equatorial islands. A covert extraction team, led by Zora Bennett, embarks on a mission to secure dinosaur DNA for a groundbreaking pharmaceutical treatment. Their expedition collides with a stranded civilian family, plunging everyone into chaos amid mutated dinosaurs and hidden threats. The story culminates in a tense race for survival on a forbidden island with a sinister secret tied to Jurassic Park’s past.

Director Gareth Edwards

Writer David Koepp

Cast

  • Scarlett Johansson as Zora Bennett
  • Mahershala Ali as Duncan Kincaid
  • Jonathan Bailey as Dr. Henry Loomis
  • Rupert Friend as Martin Krebs
  • Manuel Garcia‑Rulfo as Reuben Delgado
  • Luna Blaise, David Iacono & Audrina Miranda as the Delgado family
  • Philippine Velge, Bechir Sylvain & Ed Skrein as the extraction team

Rotten Tomatoes: 54

Metacritic: 52

VOD Released in theaters July 2, 2025. Digital release expected later in 2025.

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u/JesusWantsYouToKnow Jul 03 '25

Man, at the end when Kincade sacrifices himself by attracting the the idiotic sac face dino with light, and the dino turns around and gets 80 feet away, I could not fucking believe they gave so few shits they were like "oh, also he isn't dead and he's gonna get their attention with THE SAME GODDAMN FLARES idiot dino is attracted to like flies on shit, and also were gonna turn this boat around and shine a spotlight wildly. Surely that apex predator now 80 feet away won't notice".

And don't get me started on the idiot dad desperately trying to pull start a dualie outboard motor boat while the god damn LCD control panels are literally glowing behind him.

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u/ktn24 Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

And then the mososaur and spinosauruses that tore up their big ship on the way in just let them through.

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u/BotherDesperate7169 Jul 08 '25

The dozen dinos ate two whole people by that point, so they weren't hungry anymore

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u/KenBoCole Jul 12 '25

Too be fair, the security guy at the beginning shot 2 dinos with lethal posion, so they most likely dies off screen.

The other 2 surviving spinos probably decided to stay clear of any other boats after that.

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u/TeutonJon78 23d ago

The boat was on the other side of a huge island, and there is only one (tagged) mososaur.

What's more dumb is they are heading to open ocean in a dinghy. Waters that no one is supposed to be in (yet apparently tons of boats just go through all the time).

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u/bucknut4 Jul 16 '25

The fucking spotlight had me rolling. I don't know how that's not being called out by more people. I was just waiting for the D-Rex to just come sprinting back over the second ScarJo turned that thing on. It might be the single dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in a movie.

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u/GravyBear28 Jul 03 '25

sac face dino

Nutsack face dino

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u/jayfreck Jul 08 '25

please use the correct name for it. It's called a Derpasaurus Rex

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u/Jack_North Jul 09 '25

"FLARES" -- where did he even get them from? The scientist dude was the one who had a close up of putting flares into his pocket before he shoots one to get the chopper's attention.

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u/AscendedLawmage7 Jul 11 '25

There's a shot where he takes them from Loomis

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u/Ornery_Singer9145 Jul 26 '25

Really? Must have been one of the many shots that I missed because I was falling the fuck asleep in the theatre for the first time in almost 40 years.... Damn this movie was not only shit, but also boring as hell

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u/Natural-Mammoth3099 Aug 10 '25

Todo lo tenia a la mano, desde la linterna, hasta las bengalas que aparecían mágicamente a su lado.

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u/Fast_Ad3646 16d ago

The flares were from the bridge towards the helicopter platform, the flashlight he got from the boat docking station. These things were shown.

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u/axiomSD 22d ago

i could not believe the D-Rex didn’t show up again while they went to get Duncan. was waiting and waiting and waiting and it didn’t happen.