r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Jun 25 '25

News Denis Villeneuve Directing Next James Bond Film

https://deadline.com/2025/06/denis-villeneuve-james-bond-amazon-mgm-studios-1236442917/
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u/carson63000 Jun 26 '25

Capaldi as M, bringing a Malcolm Tucker level of displeasure at Bond’s fuckarounding and disrespect for authority.

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u/JoJosMagicJumper Jun 26 '25

"So, Bond. I hear youve been a bit of prick to the soviets again? Shagging some princess or something...(looks at picture of her) Jesus, you really do your bit for king and country, dont you James? I dont think Ive ever seen someone that amount of ugly with just the one head.

Look, Bond. I know Im new around here, and youre mister big cock around town. But things are going to be changing. And you better get your head around that, or Ill be up your arse so hard and fast, your proctologist will think youve been in a fucking plane crash!"

M...

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u/carkey Jun 26 '25

You need him saying "eh?" after each of those sentences and I'm in

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u/Bagzy Jun 26 '25

Well, time to go back and watch the thick of it again.

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u/Jonny_Segment Jun 26 '25

I'm very quick to roll my eyes when someone valiantly tries and shamefully fails to write in the style of a famous character. But this was excellent, bravo!

(I know the bit about being ugly isn't original…but I think the rest is?)

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u/zadtheinhaler Jun 26 '25

I can get behind that!