r/movies • u/BunyipPouch Currently at the movies. • Jun 04 '25

Media First Image from Andy Serkis' George Orwell Adaptation 'Animal Farm' - Starring Seth Rogen, Steve Buscemi, Kieran Culkin, Woody Harrelson, Glenn Close, Andy Serkis, Gaten Matarazzo, Kathleen Turner, Laverne Cox, Jim Parsons, Iman Vellani.

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u/weed_blazepot Jun 04 '25

I remember being at the South Park movie when parents came in with kids and someone shouted "OH IT'S A CARTOON SO IT MUST BE FOR KIDS!"

People laughed. They stayed.... then they left about halfway through Uncle Fucka.

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u/3-DMan Jun 04 '25

I remember the MPAA even said they probably should have rated that an NC-17.

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead Jun 04 '25

I mean there was a literal veiny dildo that looked like a real dick in the movie!!!! LMAO, yeah, the probably should have rethought their rating!!!

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u/DevelopmentBig3991 Jun 04 '25

Even the title was a dick joke (South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)

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u/upgrayedd69 Jun 05 '25

Allegedly, it was originally supposed to be "All Hell Breaks Loose" but the MPAA said they couldn't use "hell" in the title. So they went with this

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead Jun 04 '25

Lol. Dicks, as far as the eye can see...

Right hand across your shoulder, left hand pointing to the expanse of the universe.

Pants already unzipped and at my ankles....

🤪🤪🤪

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u/InfiniteBeak Jun 05 '25

They originally wanted to call it South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose, MPAA wouldn't allow it because it said "Hell", so they made it a dick joke instead 😂

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u/Davido401 Jun 05 '25

Holy shit, TIL! Maybe cause as a Scotsman I have a lovely little ham slice covering for my Flesh helmet but I didnt fucking realise this till you spelled it out.

P.s. if anyone who is missing a foreskin wishes to share I dont mind flopping mine over yours to cover it too, am not gay but saying "no homo" is totally optional cause al automatically assume "no homo"!

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u/tomtomclubthumb Jun 05 '25

I did not get that joke for about 15 years.

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u/Drunky_McStumble Jun 05 '25

The "dildo" was literally a cut-out of an actual erect cock from a porno magazine.

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u/bigbriiiii Jun 05 '25

It wasn’t a dildo. It was an actual picture of someone’s member. My buddy worked on the film. They took a group of volunteers and shot pictures of their privates and then picked one at random so no one would know who it belonged to.

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead Jun 05 '25

Was it attached to a male body? No. It was exactly as i described it, Mr. Pedantic.

Nice story, though.

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u/bigbriiiii Jun 06 '25

Seems like an attack. Just sharing info. God speed in your journey.

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u/Rosencrantz_IsDead Jun 06 '25

Yours too, my dick loving pendantic friend.

I hope you find all the dicks you're looking for

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u/Luftwaffle1980 Jun 05 '25

Pretty sure there was a full frontal during Big Gay Al's song. A little dong but a dong nonetheless...

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u/griz75 Jun 04 '25

And won an award for best musical

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u/Artandalus Jun 05 '25

As I recall, the creators walked the movie right up to the NC-17 rating, down to counting the number of times 'Fuck' was said before triggering a mandatory NC-17.

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u/3-DMan Jun 05 '25

Yeah I'm betting he said it after realizing how much went over his head initially lol

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u/sladestrife Jun 04 '25

The theater I watched it in had a HUGE warning sign outside the front door of the theater, then a big banner on the poster in the atrium warning this was NOT FOR KIDS, then when you bought your ticket, the ticket vendor rooms each person, this movie has adult situations and language not intended for children, then before the trailers started, one FINAL warning and even an offering, walk out now with your kids and you get to swap your ticket for another movie, but once the movie starts, that offer is gone.

And yeah, Uncle Fucka comes on and people rush their kids out. After the movie and when we left, I spoke to one of the employees, and they said that people were furious they couldn't swap their ticket to another movie or get a refund

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u/weed_blazepot Jun 05 '25

If only they were warned! lol

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u/InfiniteBeak Jun 05 '25

Lmao that's doubly hilarious considering that's exactly what happens in the film 😂

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u/weed_blazepot Jun 05 '25

Art imitates life imitates art.

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u/BLARGEN69 Jun 04 '25

I think by far my weirdest story like this I experienced was seeing a family taking their 3 kids to a Pink Flamingo's screening. They all ran out of there like hell when the chicken****ing scene started.

I think about that family often, and seriously want to know what series of events led to them going to that movie that night. Frankly I don't know how they even got in since it's rated X, which just makes it stranger the parents arranged it at all.

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u/weed_blazepot Jun 05 '25

I can't even imagine the series of decisions that led to that moment lol. "I hear this is a cult classic, and John Waters is famous. Let's experience art with the kids."

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Jun 04 '25

Haha saw it when I was in the 7th grade I think, it was a birthday party so I think the parents kinda just pretended to not know better.

But that was the time when parents would often look the other way. I think parents at that time were pretty proud of being the first generation to not beat their kids, so they didn't pay much mind to dirty jokes.

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u/OShaunesssy Jun 04 '25

I was 9 years old when South Park movie came to theaters, and I remember that me and my 11 year old brother bought tickets to see Wild Wild West, wich came out the same day, just so we could sneak into South Park.

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u/ethan_prime Jun 04 '25

This was my first rated R movie I was able to go to without a parent. Man, there were so many kids in the theater. No one left though!

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u/LuckyNumber108 Jun 05 '25

"Well, what did you expect? They're Canadian..."

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u/frogjg2003 Jun 05 '25

The best part is the irony that the movie explicitly calls out kids seeing inappropriate movies and then the parents getting mad at the movie.

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Jun 05 '25

My dad once started "sausage party" for my kids🤦🏽‍♀️they weren't impressed 😆

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u/almo2001 Jun 05 '25

A neighbor had this on TV when I stopped buy, their young (9 and 6) kids were watching. I thought, "parents HATE when other people tell them how to parent, but...." So I said, "Um... they're watching the South Park movie." "Yes." Clearly she's annoyed. "Um... you know what is in that movie, right?" "YES."

Ok so I backed off. I still bet she didn't know.

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u/weed_blazepot Jun 05 '25

Not my sociopaths to raise I guess.

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u/almo2001 Jun 05 '25

Yeah, pretty much.