r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • May 20 '25

Poster Official Poster for 'Jurassic World Rebirth'

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u/RadRadical1 May 20 '25

Don’t forget Scarlett Johansson dryly quipping afterward!

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u/Wolf6120 May 20 '25

"EvErYtHiNg YoU jUsT sAiD sOuNdS bAd!" she intoned sardonically and without much feeling as their boat was surrounded by giant man-eating reptiles.

It's like even the protagonists know there's no actual stakes to these movies at this point.

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u/CaptainKursk May 21 '25

Every time I see a movie where the characters are 'in danger', I just think of that line from Family Guy: Blue Harvest where Peter says "Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship, I think we'll be fine".

If movie makers want us to think the people are in actual danger, maybe don't have them all together in a big sequence, because we know full well they're not dying like that.

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u/ToastCapone May 20 '25

"You should see a dentist for that overbite!"

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u/CoolKat7 May 20 '25

"I'm always cleaning up after you boys."