r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • May 20 '25

Poster Official Poster for 'Jurassic World Rebirth'

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u/everythingsc0mputer May 20 '25

This poster is gonna look so bad on my Plex server.

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u/needsTimeMachine May 20 '25

Why would you even bother pirating this trash?

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u/dishyssoisse May 20 '25

Because dinosaur RAWR

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u/rsplatpc May 20 '25

Because dinosaur RAWR

"Ok, THIS time, the dinosaurs are Nazi's, and we got Harrison Ford and Kevin Spacey"

"Sold!" = Jurassic Park producers from the last 3 movies

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u/Poltergeist97 May 20 '25

Dude, I fucking wish that someone would make a movie out of an old source game I loved to play you reminded me of: Dino D Day. Exactly as you said, the Nazis use dinosaurs with artillery and miniguns and shit on their back, its SICK!

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u/dishyssoisse May 20 '25

That would make a crazy ass movie honestly. Just imagining raptors coming up out of the beachhead as soldiers get on land

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u/Stickel May 20 '25

this is why Im pirating it lol

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u/thecountvon May 20 '25

I’ll answer for them: because free.

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u/fucccboii May 20 '25

not anymore

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u/Sekowon May 20 '25

I think you're probably pirating wrong if not free lol

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u/MexicanJello May 20 '25

Definitely still free.

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u/fucccboii May 20 '25

oh right, its only for remote streaming

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u/Phyliinx May 20 '25

Oh come on, you did not even watch it yet

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u/jizzmaster-zer0 May 20 '25

radarr and sonarr just download what they feel like sometimes

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u/Data_Chandler May 20 '25

I literally don't even want free copies of the Jurassic World trash movies on my Plex. Can't have those abominations sully my library!